Ugh. I'm going to need to start bringing an air tank and hazmat gear to my weekly staff meeting. The boss spews so much bs you can swim in it, and calling him on it nets you a prescription for more.
going to the irsh pub with two friends tonight, wohoo,
tomorrow going swimming with bst friends and their children (including my Godson)
tomorrow evening my GF comes back
:-D
Baby's due in February, hopefully on the 16th. But it's a different addition. :P
I'm pulling for Candlemas.
So, 289 new posts later, I hope you all are still having a Merry Christmas and getting ready for a Happy New Year.
I used half of my B&N card to get Oogie-Boogie Yatzee (mainly for the cool dice and cup) and a copy of Kwaidan: Japanese Ghost stories. Oh, i still love Clearance.
Also, I need to talk to Jeremy some time soon!
+4.+3Sorry to hear it, Jess. I know I always have difficulty watching relatives get older.+1+2
positive waves, Jess
+5
I have an uncanny ability to sleep through my alarm on non-school days. My brain refuses to accept the need to get up when there's nowhere I have to be. :)
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Yes, It's Russian space junk, but it's Christmassy Russian space junk. ;)I tend to think of Devo when I think of Weird Al.
I always think of Ray Stevens
Woke up this mornin', turned on the t.v. set.
there in livin' color, was somethin' I can't forget.
This man was preachin' at me, yeah, layin' on the charm
askin' me for twenty, with ten-thousand on his arm.
He wore designer clothes, and a big smile on his face
sellin' me salvation while they sang Amazin' Grace.
Askin' me for money, when he had all the signs of wealth.
I almost wrote a check out, yeah, then I asked myself
(chorus)
Would He wear a pinky ring, would He drive a fancy car?
Would His wife wear furs and diamonds, would His dressin' room have a star?
If He came back tomorrow, well there's somethin' I'd like to know
Could ya tell me, Would Jesus wear a Rolex on His television show.
Would Jesus be political if He came back to earth?
Have His second home in Palm Springs, yeah, a try to hide His worth?
Take money, from those poor folks, when He comes back again,
and admit He's talked to all them preachers who say they been a talkin' to Him?
(chorus)
Just ask ya' self, Would He wear a pinky ring,
Would He drive a fancy car?
Would His wife wear furs and diamonds, would His dressing room have a star?
If He came back tomorrow, well there's somethin' I'd like to know:
Could ya tell me, would Jesus wear a Rolex,
Would jesus wear a Rolex
Would Jesus wear a Rolex
On His television show-ooh-ooh?
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Hello everybody, this is your action news reporter
With all the news that is news across the nation
On the scene at the super market
There seems to have been some disturbance here
Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?
Yeh, I did...I was standing over there by the tomatoes
And here he come
Running thru the pole beans, thru the fruits and vegetables
Naked as a jay-bird
And I hollered over at Ethel...Isaid don't look Ethel
It was too late, she'd already been incensed...
[Chorus:]
Here he comes, boogie-dy, boogie-dy
There he goes, boogie-dy, boogie-dy
And he ain't wearin' no clothes
Oh yes, they call him the streak
Fastest thing on two feet
He's just as proud as he can be
Of his anatomy
He's gonna give us a peek
Oh yes, they call him the streak
He likes to show off his physique
If there's an audience to be found
He'll be streakin' around
Invitin' public critique...
This is your action news reporter once again
And we're here at the gas station
Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?
Yeh, I did...I was just in here gettin' my tires checked
And he just appeared out of the traffic
Come streakin' around the grease rack there
Didn't have nothing on but a smile
I looked in there and Ethel was gettin' her a cold drink
I hollered...Don't look Ethel
It was too late...She'd already been mooned
Flashed her right there in front of the shock absorbers
[Chorus]
He ain't rude, boogie-dy, boogie-dy
He ain't lewd, boogie-dy, boogie-dy
He's just in the mood to run in the nude
Oh yes, they call him the streak
He likes to turn the other cheek
He's always making the news
Wearin' just his tennis shoes
Guess you could call him unique...
Once again, your action news reporter in the booth at the gym
Covering the disturbance at the basketball playoffs
Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?
Yeh, I did...half-time, I was just going down there
To get Ethel a snow cone
Here he come right our of the cheap seats
Dribblin'...right down the middle of the court
Didn't have on nothin' but his PF's
Made a hook shot and got out thru the concession stand
I hollered up at Ethel, I said don't look Ethel
It was too late...She'd already got a free shot
Grandstanded...Right there in front of the home team
Here he comes...look...who's that with him?
Ethel, is that you, Ethel?
What do you think you're doing?
You get your clothes on!
Ethel, where you going?
Ethel, you shameless hussy
Say it isn't so Ethel
Ethel..................
And forever be noted as a groundhog baby?!?Baby's due in February, hopefully on the 16th. But it's a different addition. :PI'm pulling for Candlemas.
It's not that bad. Well, I have to think that since my birthday is on groundhog day. :)
So. very. tired. ~tired sigh~ I guess that it wasn't such a good idea to try and get to the next level(s) on Doom 2 last night.
It's not that bad. Well, I have to think that since my birthday is on groundhog day. :)And forever be noted as a groundhog baby?!?Baby's due in February, hopefully on the 16th. But it's a different addition. :PI'm pulling for Candlemas.
Bah, groundhogs. Candles, I tell ya!
Bah, groundhogs. Candles, I tell ya!It's not that bad. Well, I have to think that since my birthday is on groundhog day. :)And forever be noted as a groundhog baby?!?Baby's due in February, hopefully on the 16th. But it's a different addition. :PI'm pulling for Candlemas.
I like this option. It involves much less comparisons to small mammals who live underground. :)
I like this option. It involves much less comparisons to small mammals who live underground. :)Bah, groundhogs. Candles, I tell ya!It's not that bad. Well, I have to think that since my birthday is on groundhog day. :)And forever be noted as a groundhog baby?!?Baby's due in February, hopefully on the 16th. But it's a different addition. :PI'm pulling for Candlemas.
My parish in NJ followed an old custom, keeping up most of the Christmas/Epiphanytide decorations until 2Feb. More here.
To bad that was not TotP
Wow! That takes me back to elementary school.
yep, same here - third grade to be exact.To bad that was not TotPWow! That takes me back to elementary school.
lol
Hey Tordek,
There is a person on the OwlCon 2012 thread that is looking for a game in the Kingwood/Humble area. Is that anywhere near you? His avatar is San_Serif. Just thought I would let you know.
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Hey Tordek,
There is a person on the OwlCon 2012 thread that is looking for a game in the Kingwood/Humble area. Is that anywhere near you? His avatar is San_Serif. Just thought I would let you know.
Thanks - My runelord game is full plus I don't host it so I its not up to me to invite people. However, I'll look for the post. Who knows what games may pop up in the future.
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It's not that bad. Well, I have to think that since my birthday is on groundhog day. :)And forever be noted as a groundhog baby?!?Baby's due in February, hopefully on the 16th. But it's a different addition. :PI'm pulling for Candlemas.
Awe I bet you nose crinkles up when you say that, in such a cute way.
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I like this option. It involves much less comparisons to small mammals who live underground. :)Bah, groundhogs. Candles, I tell ya!It's not that bad. Well, I have to think that since my birthday is on groundhog day. :)And forever be noted as a groundhog baby?!?Baby's due in February, hopefully on the 16th. But it's a different addition. :PI'm pulling for Candlemas.
I knew a young lady once, who did interesting things with candles.
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My parish in NJ followed an old custom, keeping up most of the Christmas/Epiphanytide decorations until 2Feb. More here.I like this option. It involves much less comparisons to small mammals who live underground. :)Bah, groundhogs. Candles, I tell ya!It's not that bad. Well, I have to think that since my birthday is on groundhog day. :)And forever be noted as a groundhog baby?!?Baby's due in February, hopefully on the 16th. But it's a different addition. :PI'm pulling for Candlemas.
We always take ours down on Jan 6
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lolyep, same here - third grade to be exact.To bad that was not TotPWow! That takes me back to elementary school.
I was about that old too.
On a chicken farm just downstream in Oakridge TN
A nuclear reactor leaked some water accidentally
What happened next is like a horror story by Ralph Nader
That toxic waste leaked into a brood house incubator
Inside that chicken coop they always kept the tv on
Said the programs helped the chicks to grow, kept to keep them calm
As poor little chickens put that heavy water down their gullets
The Kung Fu show was on the air something happened to those pullets
They began to grow, and grow, with that Kung Fu show locked in their brains
That's the only way we can explain
Teenage Mutant Kung Fu Chickens
Big as a house strong as the dickens
Anything they want is easy pickings for
Teenage Mutant Kung Fu Chickens
One said his name was Fricasee, the other Cordon Bleu
The third was Cacciatore, and the fourth they just called Stew
They could have been dangerous having grown so big on heavy water
But they decided to live their lives on the side of law and order
Teenage Mutant Kung Fu Roosters
Bad guys won't have it easy like they use ters
They come with Tae Kwan Do and all the fixins
Teenage Mutant Kung Fu Chickens
Yeah we were all just down at the barn holding the auction so we wouldn't lose the farm. When all of a sudden these four big pullets with black scarves around their foreheads come over that hill yonder and surrounded them bankers and pecked 'em on the head and dropped 'em like green persimmons. Yeah, then they went down there to the bottom 40 and started scratching around like chickens is wont to do. Before you know it they'd plowed that whole field ready for planting.
Yeah, they saved our farm.
Teenage Mutant Kung Fu Chickens
Big as a house strong as the dickens
Anything they want is easy pickings for
Teenage Mutant Kung Fu Chickens
Teenage Mutant Kung Fu Chickens
Hey, cockle doodle dude
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I am testing something really, really stupid!
{realizes has forgotten #2 pencils} D'oh!
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The sPIcE must flow.
home from Irish Pub
and to the shame of every dwarf (and every German for that matter) I am totally loaded after 2 püints of cinder and one pint of guiness
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It's official. I am now addicted to Skyrim. 7 and a half hour since 6:00 AM this morning.
home from Irish Pub
and to the shame of every dwarf (and every German for that matter) I am totally loaded after 2 püints of cinder and one pint of guiness
Sometimes it's an off day. ;)
thanks guys. Just been feeling really down lately, which is really not like me. :(+5+4.+3Sorry to hear it, Jess. I know I always have difficulty watching relatives get older.+1+2
positive waves, Jess
I feel your pain. I'm here in College Station visiting Dad, and it's not easy to watch him get worse every year, but I'm glad I get to see him.
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Yeah, it really struck me this Christmas how important it is to spend time with the few relatives I have left.
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Howdy fellow FAWTLy Folk! Had a good day today. Went to the south shore to show off the boy to my mom's bowling group, then over to my wife's aunt's house for a few hours. While there, we had po-boys from this place called Bear's, and my wife had her 3rd French Fry Po-boy.
After that, it was back over to my parent's house to celebrate my dad's 70th birthday. I think he enjoyed having at least one of his son's and 3 of his grandkids. Some of the others were missing through no fault of their own, some were missing because they're douchebags.
Now back at my inlaws house for the last time this trip, drinking some of the beers of the world my sis-in-law got me for Christmas.
My wife and I find it rather tempting. Hopefully it's still available when I finish my service. Just need more info. It's an awful big move.Hmm, the Australian army is accepting US veterans...Come on down!
Hello TOZ this is what I could find on the Australian Army recruitment site. The Australian Army's Overseas Lateral Transfer Scheme .
The Australian Army is small and probably has all the same problems that US army does internally but with the added bonus of less funding.
I have a few friends that are Army (Sadly I lost one in Somalia)they seem happy and enjoy what they do - One is based out of Darwin as has done tours in East Timor, Bouganville, The Solomon Islands, Iraq and Afghanistan.
My other friend is slightly mad he is a qualified diver and got himself seconded to a Royal Australian Navy Clearance Diver team.
Australia is a good place to live and the more the merrier especially any Fawlties.
Thanks, that was the page the article linked to. I have a few months to consider my options. The only questionable part is if they only accept non-coms and not lower enlisted. Same thing holding me back here.
Goodluck :-)
Thanks, that was the page the article linked to. I have a few months to consider my options. The only questionable part is if they only accept non-coms and not lower enlisted. Same thing holding me back here.
I think you'll be an NCO sooner rather than later if I were on the board.
home from Irish Pub
and to the shame of every dwarf (and every German for that matter) I am totally loaded after 2 püints of cinder and one pint of guiness
At least say it wasn't the sweet kind of cider Swedish breweries insist on poisoning the market with, but rather a good, dry one that actually taste like apples.
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Morning FAWTL! My wife and I had a date night last night. We went to see the new Sherlock Holmes movie and out to dinner, well my wife's mom watched Jude. Today they are heading to Southern WI (taking my wife's mom home), so I am a bachelor until Monday.