He wasn't nekkid, though.
Although at one point I did look up to see him standing in the middle of the living room with his pants down around his ankles. Apparently, they're too big for him.
Morning all. What did I miss?
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Having a kid has opened my life to so much new weirdness.
Celestial Healer wrote: Morning all. What did I miss? Well, Bob's retirement party went a little wild after someone spiked the punch with vodka, with the end result being thousands of dollars in damage, several hospital visits, and an escaped Llama. Meanwhile, Max's plan to start the day early took a turn for the worse when he inadvertantly stumbled into the beginnings of the zombiepocalypse. And, across town, some guy named Mona was accosted by a pony wearing.....No, wait! That's my soap opera!
And that's good enough for me.
With 8 straight nights of Jay-Z. Impressive.
Reminds me: the other day I put on a video for Charlie - Sesame Street Celebrity Sing-a-Long. It had a segment of some of the muppets singing with Destiny's Child. Damn, they looked young. It reminded me that Beyonce has been around for a good while.
Why do I keep getting one post visitors? Doesn't anybody love me anymore?
Two more days with facial hair, then I shave it off.
Though I'm tempted to leave it a bit longer. Why should I be in a hurry to shave it off, considering my wife isn't really in a hurry to get back to us?
But enough maudlin sentimentality!! Time to get excited!!!!
Fringe season opener tonight!!! WOOHOO!!!!
I'm sad that it's the final season, but happy that those b@##!*$~s at Fox gave the show creators a chance to tell their story.
Seriously? The profanity filter censors b*##!!+!s?
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
I think I'll go eat worms!
Big fat juicy ones,
Eensie weensy squeensy ones,
See how they wiggle and squirm!
Down goes the first one, down goes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm!
Up comes the first one, up comes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm!
I bite off the heads, and suck out the juice,
And throw the skins away!
Nobody knows how fat I grow,
On worms three times a day!
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
I think I'll go eat worms!
Big fat juicy ones,
Eensie weensy squeensy ones,
See how they wiggle and squirm!
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Today's music is brought to you by the letters "E" & "W" and the demigod Kyuss.
Aberzombie wrote: Why do I keep getting one post visitors? Doesn't anybody love me anymore? Awwww.....*hugs*
"Why are you biting me? Owww"
;)
OM NOM NOM NOM OM NOM NOM!!!
The Worms Crawl In,
The Worms Crawl Out,
Into your stomach,
And out your mouth.
They eat your intestines,
They scramble your heart.
Now you feel like
You're all apart.
This is how
It is to die
You end up looking
Like apple pie!
What's really creepy is I'm finding the lyrics for these songs on a website called something like bussongs.com. WTF?!?
Another one post visitor?!?
CURSE YOU, PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!!
Aberzombie wrote: Today's music is brought to you by the letters "E" & "W" and the demigod Kyuss. Linkified ;P
As you can see, I'm in a mood this morning.
ACK!!! You posted more than once!!! HUZZAH!!!
Aberzombie wrote: Another one post visitor?!? No, a 2....errr 3 post visitor. I hope everyone is having a great day. And that I might actually do some mini painting today.
Quit, don't quit? Noodles, don't noodles? You are too concerned about what was and what will be. There is a saying: yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the "present."
-crazy old turtle
Any day that starts off with 3 cups of coffeee, a donut, and a dose of Cookie Monster can't be all bad.
While the wife has been away, I've been enjoying being able to watch movies from my collection.
"Science is at it's best when it's up for debate. Teach children that we didn't always know something and they begin to think they might have a chance at working stuff out themselves, that there may be a point studying the subject. All science starts as supposition. That's an empowering thought."
Last night it was RED, with Bruce Willis and John Malkovich. FAWESOME movie!
Not sure what movie I'll watch tonight.
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