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Scarab Sages

nekkid waiting!!

Scarab Sages

They're coming to take me away.
Ha Ha
They're coming to take me away.
Ho Ho
Ha Ha Ho Ho Hee Hee

Scarab Sages

Still don't know what I was waitin' for
And my time was runnin' wild
A million dead end streets and
Every time I thought I'd got it made
It seemed the taste was not so sweet
So I turned myself to face me
But I've never caught a glimpse of
How the others must see the faker
I'm much too fast to take that test

Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
Turn and face the strange
Ch-ch-changes
Don't want to be a richer man
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
Turn and face the strange
Ch-ch-changes
Just gonna have to be a different man
Time may change me
But I can't trace time
Mmm, yeah

I watch the ripples change their size
But never leave the stream
Of warm impermanence
So the days float through my eyes
But still the days seem the same
And these children that you spit on
As they try to change their worlds
Are immune to your consultations
They're quite aware of what they're goin' through

Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
Turn and face the strange
Ch-ch-changes
Don't tell them to grow up and out of it
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
Turn and face the strange
Ch-ch-changes
Where's your shame?
You've left us up to our necks in it
Time may change me
But you can't trace time

Strange fascination, fascinatin'
Ah, changes are takin'
The pace I'm goin' through

Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
Turn and face the strange
Ch-ch-changes
Oh, look out you rock 'n' rollers
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
Turn and face the strange
Ch-ch-changes
Pretty soon now you're gonna get older
Time may change me
But I can't trace time
I said that time may change me
But I can't trace time

Scarab Sages

The wife and I have begun serious talks of getting a new house. Something a bit bigger than where we are now. I think the fact the house looks like shit because we have too much crap and are running out of storage space (something which has bothered me for a good while now) is finally starting to get to her.

Scarab Sages

Plus, she seems to think if we get a bigger place, I'll let her get a maid to come in once a week and clean.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......

Scarab Sages

F$%* that shit. That's good money wasted. All it takes is trying not to make a mess to begin with, followed by cleaning up after yourself.

Scarab Sages

Of course, even I have become guilty of just stacking shit wherever I have an open spot. Very sad.


I'm feeling belligerent. Who wants to fight? *swaggers around whilst twirling a broken-off chair-leg*

Scarab Sages

Zombie has sad life. Will probably have sad death. But at least there will be symmetry.

Scarab Sages

Kajehase wrote:
I'm feeling belligerent. Who wants to fight? *swaggers around whilst twirling a broken-off chair-leg*

Did you just get finished watching a soccer match?

Scarab Sages

Mmmmm....fresh coffee.

Scarab Sages

Did you ever get an email that made you think WTF?

I get one at least every day of the week. Twice on Thursdays.

Scarab Sages

F$!&ing tech refresh. Other folk in the office are getting new computers. Not me - mine is special, so I have to wait another year or so. Still, all the software updates and new shit everyone else is getting is messing with my computer!

ARRRRRRGGGHHH!!!!

Scarab Sages

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
I think I'll get eaten by worms!
Big fat juicy ones,
Eensie weensy squeensy ones,
See how they wiggle and squirm!

In goes the first one, up goes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm!
Up comes the first one, out comes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm!

They chew through my head, and suck out the juice,
Burrowing around my rotting skin all day!
Nobody knows how fat they grow,
As the worms just eat me away!

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
I think I'll get eaten by worms!
Big fat juicy ones,
Eensie weensy squeensy ones,
See how they wiggle and squirm!

Scarab Sages

I seem to be in a musical mood today.


Aberzombie wrote:
Kajehase wrote:
I'm feeling belligerent. Who wants to fight? *swaggers around whilst twirling a broken-off chair-leg*
Did you just get finished watching a soccer match?

In that case I'd have been throwing pigs or flaming vespas. (Both actual projectiles used at football games.)

Scarab Sages

Waiting for the boss to ok my inspection report so I can send it out.

Scarab Sages

It should have gone out 2 months ago, but my boss had some rather unreasonable changes he wanted made to it. SOoo....now it's late.

Scarab Sages

Kajehase wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Kajehase wrote:
I'm feeling belligerent. Who wants to fight? *swaggers around whilst twirling a broken-off chair-leg*
Did you just get finished watching a soccer match?
In that case I'd have been throwing pigs or flaming vespas. (Both actual projectiles used at football games.)

"throwing pigs"...?!? This I would pay to see. Poor piggies.


It was dead already. So... poor piggies indeed.


And gods damn you, Usain Bolt, not only are you young, good-looking, and the fastest man in the world - you get to celebrate it with parts of the Swedish women's handball team too!


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Kajehase wrote:
I'm feeling belligerent. Who wants to fight? *swaggers around whilst twirling a broken-off chair-leg*

just do what your forefathers would have done,

sail to Ireland and pillage a cloister

or form a Viking Death Metal Band, there is always room for another VikingDeath Metal Band


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Kajehase wrote:
And gods damn you, Usain Bolt, not only are you young, good-looking, and the fastest man in the world - you get to celebrate it with parts of the Swedish women's handball team too!

*shakes fist* Boooooooooooooolt


aeglos wrote:
Kajehase wrote:
And gods damn you, Usain Bolt, not only are you young, good-looking, and the fastest man in the world - you get to celebrate it with parts of the Swedish women's handball team too!
*shakes fist* Boooooooooooooolt

+1!!! We will have our revenge!

~looks again~ Wow. Those girls are hot!


~yawns and looks at the time~ I think it is time that I do something useful today. Have fun kids.

Scarab Sages

Sharoth wrote:
I think it is time that I do something useful today.

Oh please. You can't fool us.


The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
I think I broke my own "dick move, bro" record: fell asleep, while DMing a Pathfinder game. Woke up two hours later to find my players all gone. F&%~ing brilliant.

I'm sorry to hear that man, but I've done something similiar. I've also had people fall asleep on me while I was DMing. Don't beat yourself up man.


Aberzombie wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:

Well, I just got home after a wonderful week in South Carolina. I picked up my welcome home gyro with extra hot sauce and barbecue sauce to welcome myself home.

What's that you ask? How did I spend those last two days in SC after I left my dad's? Why...** spoiler omitted ** For now though, I have to get some sleep, even though I don't have work...

Sounds FAWESOME! One day, I too hope to hang with our SC FAWTLY Folk. One day....

For now, I will simply wait patiently for FHDM to come to Philly so he can sit in a pool and I can throw my kid at his head.

Sure thing man! You gotta start those zombie kids nommin' on the head when small!

Scarab Sages

Freehold DM wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:

Well, I just got home after a wonderful week in South Carolina. I picked up my welcome home gyro with extra hot sauce and barbecue sauce to welcome myself home.

What's that you ask? How did I spend those last two days in SC after I left my dad's? Why...** spoiler omitted ** For now though, I have to get some sleep, even though I don't have work...

Sounds FAWESOME! One day, I too hope to hang with our SC FAWTLY Folk. One day....

For now, I will simply wait patiently for FHDM to come to Philly so he can sit in a pool and I can throw my kid at his head.

Sure thing man! You gotta start those zombie kids nommin' on the head when small!

I actually think I have a picture of him doing the whole gnaw-on-dad's-head thing somewhere. I was so proud.

Scarab Sages

And with that, I should get busy. Unlike a certain dragon, I'll actually be doing something useful.

checks to see if his nose grows


Kajehase wrote:
And gods damn you, Usain Bolt, not only are you young, good-looking, and the fastest man in the world - you get to celebrate it with parts of the Swedish women's handball team too!

biggest Jamaican Brofist ever Yea, mon!

My family on my father's side is Jamaican before they were Panamanian. My mother's side is Guyanese before they were Panamanian. Before that, they were somewheres in Africa or were slaves in some other part of the Carribean. The white side of my family on my mother's side was somewhere in Scotland. I doubt there were any white people on my father's side, they are quite cantankerous when it comes to white people until recently. I would know more of the family history. My mom is researching on ancestry.com.


Back to work.

Waking up to some S.S.H.


>Wake up

>Read internet/play games for half an hour

>Get headache

>...

>Put on glasses...

I swear, one day I will remember those things.

The Exchange

Interview in an hour. Work at noon. Off around 9pm. Heat index will be triple digits

Trying to stay positive but bleh it is a Monday.


At least it's not Thursday.


Crimson Jester wrote:

Interview in an hour. Work at noon. Off around 9pm. Heat index will be triple digits

Trying to stay positive but bleh it is a Monday.

Good luck on your interview and I hope that work goes well for you.

Silver Crusade

Hope it's a good interview, CrimJ!


Scintillae wrote:

>Wake up

>Read internet/play games for half an hour

>Get headache

>...

>Put on glasses...

I swear, one day I will remember those things.

I'm sure they only add to your beauty, dear Scint....eyebrow waggle


Good luck with the interview CJ!


Good luck CJ


Crimson Jester wrote:

Interview in an hour. Work at noon. Off around 9pm. Heat index will be triple digits

Trying to stay positive but bleh it is a Monday.

Good luck on the interview, CJ.


In other news, one of the boxers is sick. Laid around not doing anything most of yesterday afternoon, wouldn't even get up and go out with the other two dogs so we ended up leaving him lying on the couch when we went to church. He was up and about when we got home, but was pretty lethargic the rest of the evening and this morning. Dad's supposed to take him in to the clinic sometime this morning.

We don't yet know if it's something he ate, if he caught something, or if he over-exerted himself chasing the lawnmower around Saturday afternoon while it was still stupid hot.


good luck CJ


FINALY REMEMBERED to upload pics from OTAKON!!!

Sovereign Court

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
I think I broke my own "dick move, bro" record: fell asleep, while DMing a Pathfinder game. Woke up two hours later to find my players all gone. F*#@ing brilliant.

Aw, that's not a dick move, taht's a sign you really needed to sleep. If I was a player, I would've at least left a funny note to let you know not to worry about it!

The Exchange

So not sure how well that interview went. I think I talked too much. Also I am not used to being up at a real time anymore. damn second shift. Oh well, at least she got to see a finished Wunderlick test. It's nice bringing those things back to the tester completed within the time period. I think I almost gave the poor woman heart failure. Too bad they weren't all correct. Oh well, I got 90% of the right.

Sovereign Court

Aberzombie wrote:
does the Happy Green Lawn Dance

My lawn is green. If by "lawn" you mean "bumper crop of weeds".

But hey, it's green!

The Exchange

Jess Door wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
I think I broke my own "dick move, bro" record: fell asleep, while DMing a Pathfinder game. Woke up two hours later to find my players all gone. F*#@ing brilliant.
Aw, that's not a dick move, taht's a sign you really needed to sleep. If I was a player, I would've at least left a funny note to let you know not to worry about it!

I would have given him a mustache with a sharpie. :D

The Exchange

Freehold DM wrote:
FINALY REMEMBERED to upload pics from OTAKON!!!

Ah, supergirl.

The Exchange

the Mimic was cool too.

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