Deep 6 FaWtL

[NobodysHome]

captain yesterday wrote:

Edit: I bet Whingy Wizard never asked NobodysHome for deflector chickens. :-)

He wanted the benefits of a chicken familiar, but didn't want the "disgrace" of having to carry around a chicken, so he begged me to let it be a cockatiel instead. Then kept trying to think of ways to use her...

So yep, even chickens...

EDIT: OK. Naked. Using female chickens. I am now a John Waters film.

[captain yesterday]

Ha! He wanted the +3 hit points.

[captain yesterday]

How does he get cockatiel from chicken, they aren't even close. :-)

[Kjeldorn]

*Drunkenly wanders into the tread, and waves to everyone with a ridiculous grin plastered all over his face*

[Kileanna]

That must mean that you're back from the wedding ;-D

[Limeylongears]

Halloa Kjeldorn. Halloa Kileanna. Halloa Captain.

Would any of you like a quesadilla?

I now know how to make quesadillas (which, let's face it, is not actually very hard).

Yesterday, I made them with chicken (not cockatiel). Today, I made them with delicious beans.

[Tacticslion]

Freehold DM wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Construction Worker Finds 600-Year-Old Sword in Bog

I'll use this in Sunday's game!

Yeah, this needs to be worked into home games. Hm... where, in Everron, should I set this...

[Tacticslion]

Oh, also, I'm alive or whatever. No time, at present, because life, but alive!

[Limeylongears]

Halloa TL

You can have a quesadilla too.

[Drejk]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Kileanna wrote:

My closest experience was entering a bar at the seaside wearing a skimpy canary yellow bikini to buy an ice cream. The "bar" resulted to be a kinda fancy restaurant. It was an awkward moment, but I wouldn't get out of there without my ice cream.

What I recall with most intensity was that the ice cream was really expensive and not specially good!

Maybe the ice cream would have been really good and free if you removed the bikini.

That... Ahem...

Let's just say that in Polish ice cream can be a casual reference to fellatio.

[Tacticslion]

NobodysHome wrote:

You are all no doubt worried for me in the "heat wave of the decades" here in California.

It is 74. I went for my walk. I put on a hat.

I believe I am OK.

Heh. "Heat wave."

Haaaaaahahahahahahahah!

[Kileanna]

TL, you're alive!
*Faves his posts*

[Kileanna]

Drejk wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Kileanna wrote:

My closest experience was entering a bar at the seaside wearing a skimpy canary yellow bikini to buy an ice cream. The "bar" resulted to be a kinda fancy restaurant. It was an awkward moment, but I wouldn't get out of there without my ice cream.

What I recall with most intensity was that the ice cream was really expensive and not specially good!

Maybe the ice cream would have been really good and free if you removed the bikini.

That... Ahem...

Let's just say that in Polish ice cream can be a casual reference to fellatio.

That makes I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream into something really awkward.

[Drejk]

Whole day spend today at "Aviation Picnic" - a big event organized by Museum Of Polish Aviation.

I am so tired (and bored) after working 14 hours straight (with some break for a meal). I also smell of trash of various sorts (though mostly food remains and some alcohol), which I have been dealing with. Tomorrow 12-14 hours more. I already booked days off for Monday and Tuesday.

[Drejk]

Kileanna wrote:

Drejk wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Kileanna wrote:

My closest experience was entering a bar at the seaside wearing a skimpy canary yellow bikini to buy an ice cream. The "bar" resulted to be a kinda fancy restaurant. It was an awkward moment, but I wouldn't get out of there without my ice cream.

What I recall with most intensity was that the ice cream was really expensive and not specially good!

Maybe the ice cream would have been really good and free if you removed the bikini.

That... Ahem...

Let's just say that in Polish ice cream can be a casual reference to fellatio.

That makes I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream into something really awkward.

Nah, in Polish to scream is "krzyczeć" and ice cream is "lody" (which is basically plural of ice "lód" anyway), so there won't be confusion about screaming and ice cream/fellatio...

[Drejk]

Off to bed...

[The Game Hamster]

Limeylongears wrote:

Halloa Kjeldorn. Halloa Kileanna. Halloa Captain.

Would any of you like a quesadilla?

I now know how to make quesadillas (which, let's face it, is not actually very hard).

Yesterday, I made them with chicken (not cockatiel). Today, I made them with delicious beans.

Purslane also called verdolagas goes amazingly well in quesadillas. At least, that what i think... just slap it in there, add some salt, extra cheese, (because, hello! extra cheese? why not?) and toast it up like normal!

[Limeylongears]

The Game Hamster wrote:

Limeylongears wrote:

Halloa Kjeldorn. Halloa Kileanna. Halloa Captain.

Would any of you like a quesadilla?

I now know how to make quesadillas (which, let's face it, is not actually very hard).

Yesterday, I made them with chicken (not cockatiel). Today, I made them with delicious beans.

Purslane also called verdolagas goes amazingly well in quesadillas. At least, that what i think... just slap it in there, add some salt, extra cheese, (because, hello! extra cheese? why not?) and toast it up like normal!

I've never heard of that before - might see if I can get some seeds, as it can't be that hard to grow...

[Tacticslion]

The Game Hamster wrote:

The Game Hamster wrote:

WOOOT!! I have finally graduated from my alternative college-thing. It was a tough 2 years, but everyone in my class managed to pull through to the end. (a rare occurrence at the school in question, only happening about 1-2 other times in it's approximately 20 year history.)

It feels great. I leave the campus Monday, after which I may give more details, as it is unwise to give such details about oneself on the internet before it is completely over. I plan to take the weekend to relax, maybe go biking, and just have a bit of time to unwind.

Well... I'm finally settled in enough to give some more details...

I attended a school known as the West Virginia School of Preaching or WVSOP as we affectionately refer to it as. It was tough, intense, but also probably some of the greatest two years of my life. We had the second largest graduating class, of seven guys, the largest being ten. After graduating I left to go start an internship with a congregation in north eastern Ohio. It was tough, and the humor on these message boards helped me pull through, and certainly was some downtime well spent. Thanks to all of you.

AWESOME!

[gran rey de los mono]

Oh, there you are. Good. Enjoy your busyness.

[John Napier 698]

I have a Tekko general staff meeting tomorrow. Going to bed soon. Good night, everyone.

[Tequila Sunrise]

I woke up from a nap this afternoon and, still groggy, agreed to open a heavily-packaged bubble machine with Homunculus #1. And promptly proceeded to ram my pocket knife point-first into my knee.

#Parenting-by-Example

[Stabby Sajan]

I try not to stab myself until i've had two cups of coffee after waking up.

[Kileanna]

Tequila Sunrise wrote:

I woke up from a nap this afternoon and, still groggy, agreed to open a heavily-packaged bubble machine with Homunculus #1. And promptly proceeded to ram my pocket knife point-first into my knee.

#Parenting-by-Example

Now he'll never forget that he shouldn't do it.

It's a harsh way to teach him, but I bet it works.

[Freehold DM]

gran rey de los everything wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

Kileanna wrote:

My closest experience was entering a bar at the seaside wearing a skimpy canary yellow bikini to buy an ice cream. The "bar" resulted to be a kinda fancy restaurant. It was an awkward moment, but I wouldn't get out of there without my ice cream.

What I recall with most intensity was that the ice cream was really expensive and not specially good!

goes into seaside bar business, offers better ice cream

*makes Freehold a sign that reads "Free ice cream for nekkid women. 1 scoop per cup size*

weeps thank you...

waits for kileanna and lynora to visit shop

[Freehold DM]

Drejk wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Kileanna wrote:

My closest experience was entering a bar at the seaside wearing a skimpy canary yellow bikini to buy an ice cream. The "bar" resulted to be a kinda fancy restaurant. It was an awkward moment, but I wouldn't get out of there without my ice cream.

What I recall with most intensity was that the ice cream was really expensive and not specially good!

Maybe the ice cream would have been really good and free if you removed the bikini.

That... Ahem...

Let's just say that in Polish ice cream can be a casual reference to fellatio.

please explain.

I already know the strawberry/ boobs thing.

[Kileanna]

Freehold DM wrote:

Drejk wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Kileanna wrote:

My closest experience was entering a bar at the seaside wearing a skimpy canary yellow bikini to buy an ice cream. The "bar" resulted to be a kinda fancy restaurant. It was an awkward moment, but I wouldn't get out of there without my ice cream.

What I recall with most intensity was that the ice cream was really expensive and not specially good!

Maybe the ice cream would have been really good and free if you removed the bikini.

That... Ahem...

Let's just say that in Polish ice cream can be a casual reference to fellatio.

please explain.

I already know the strawberry/ boobs thing.

In Spain boobs are usually pears or melons.

[gran rey de los mono]

There are a half dozen or so 65-70 year old women in my lobby right now. A few minutes ago, the topic of discussion was their children who live nearby and come over to "borrow" stuff like toilet paper and ingredients instead of going to the store and buying it themselves. One of them said (paraphrasing here):

"A couple of weeks ago, my boy John came over and said 'Hey, Mom, can I borrow some brown sugar, butter, eggs, and chocolate chips? Oh, and maybe some flour as well?' I just gave him a box of Chips Ahoy and said 'Lets cut out the middleman.'"

[Freehold DM]

Kileanna wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

Drejk wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Kileanna wrote:

My closest experience was entering a bar at the seaside wearing a skimpy canary yellow bikini to buy an ice cream. The "bar" resulted to be a kinda fancy restaurant. It was an awkward moment, but I wouldn't get out of there without my ice cream.

What I recall with most intensity was that the ice cream was really expensive and not specially good!

Maybe the ice cream would have been really good and free if you removed the bikini.

That... Ahem...

Let's just say that in Polish ice cream can be a casual reference to fellatio.

please explain.

I already know the strawberry/ boobs thing.

In Spain boobs are usually pears or melons.

I want a fruit salad!

[gran rey de los mono]

My wife and I had a 2-hour fight about whether or not we were fighting. Apparently we weren't.

[gran rey de los mono]

If you are tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department typically uses water.

[gran rey de los mono]

Me, at the store: "I want to go down this aisle."
Every shopping cart ever: "No."

[gran rey de los mono]

Regular naps prevent old age, especially if taken while driving.

[Vidmaster7]

However for forest fires it is common to pre-burn an area before the main blaze gets to it.

[gran rey de los mono]

Saying that someone is 'aging gracefully' is just a nice way of saying they are slowly looking worse.

[gran rey de los mono]

I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for someone my age. At least, until I remember that at some point, dying will be normal for someone my age.

[gran rey de los mono]

A wise man always remembers a woman's birthday, but never her age.

[gran rey de los mono]

Now that I am older, I realize that my imaginary friend was more of an imaginary acquaintance.

[Vidmaster7]

Vidmaster7 wrote:

However for forest fires it is common to pre-burn an area before the main blaze gets to it.

OH its joke time I see now.

[gran rey de los mono]

When I was young, I did stupid things because I didn't know any better. Now that I am older, I do stupid things because I miss being young.

[gran rey de los mono]

Vidmaster7 wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

However for forest fires it is common to pre-burn an area before the main blaze gets to it.

OH its joke time I see now.

Well, ya know, "jokes".

[Kileanna]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Now that I am older, I realize that my imaginary friend was more of an imaginary acquaintance.

Some time ago I decided it was about time to grow up and get rid of my imaginary friends.

So I changed them for messageboard aliases.

[gran rey de los mono]

I saw a kidnapping today, but decided not to wake him up.

[gran rey de los mono]

At the store, I saw a man and a woman wrapped in a bar code. I asked them "Are you two an item?"

[Punniculus]

Kileanna wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Now that I am older, I realize that my imaginary friend was more of an imaginary acquaintance.

Some time ago I decided it was about time to grow up and get rid of my imaginary friends.

So I changed them for messageboard aliases.

You'll never need an imaginary friend so long as you have me.

[Lady Audrey Strongshield]

Kileanna wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Now that I am older, I realize that my imaginary friend was more of an imaginary acquaintance.

Some time ago I decided it was about time to grow up and get rid of my imaginary friends.

So I changed them for messageboard aliases.

I am not your friend.

[gran rey de los mono]

I want to go on a tour of the Coca-Cola factory, but I'm afraid there might be a pop quiz afterwards.

[gran rey de los mono]

If a cow stops giving milk, is it a milk dud or an udder failure?

[Vidmaster7]

Kileanna wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Now that I am older, I realize that my imaginary friend was more of an imaginary acquaintance.

Some time ago I decided it was about time to grow up and get rid of my imaginary friends.

So I changed them for messageboard aliases.

As soon as you said the first half of that I knew what the second half was going to be.

[gran rey de los mono]

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office and says "You gotta help me Doc! I'm a tepee, no I'm a wigwam, no a tepee, wigwam, tepee, wigwam, AHHHHHH!!!!!" The psychiatrist says "It's ok, you're just two tents."