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Uh oh you have upped the Steaks by bringing in these cow puns.
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NSFW:
** spoiler omitted **
All your divorces suddenly make a lot more sense...
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Work would love it if I wore a suit coat, and especially if I added a waistcoat. But neither of those things is happening. They're lucky I put up with wearing a tie (Loosely, very loosely).You know, lots of women say they love a man in uniform, yet whenever I go clubbing in my old McDonald's outfit I get nothing.The ladies love my work uniform. (3 piece suit yo.)
Loose tie is in style for us younger gens.
Full suit is uniform but I don't argue I look too good in a suit.
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What do you call a cow who plays guitar? A moosician.
That is not a guitar.
then why are you strumming it?
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There seems to be a double entendre going on here.
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Because it has six strings a handful of frets on it?then why are you strumming it?What do you call a cow who plays guitar? A moosician.
That is not a guitar.
If you break one of those strings you certainly will Fret.
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My legs and ass hurt.
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If no one replies to that I think we can all just pretend it didn't happen.
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If no one replies to that I think we can all just pretend it didn't happen.Are you trying not to take responsibility for what you did?
To be clear, I'm implying that Vidmaster7 made Freehold ride a bike. Nothing weird, deviant, sexual, or weirdly deviant sexual is implied here.
Or is it?
I don't really get the exchange but..?
*Looks around puzzled*
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If no one replies to that I think we can all just pretend it didn't happen.Are you trying not to take responsibility for what you did?
To be clear, I'm implying that Vidmaster7 made Freehold ride a bike. Nothing weird, deviant, sexual, or weirdly deviant sexual is implied here.
Or is it?
I think, I begin to understand.
*covers her eyes*
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o_O
Also that is the weirdest instrument I have ever seen.
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Random thought:
Anyone else notice that people with children are always more lawful then people without or even who they were without. They tend to be more "do it my way because I said so". I think its a side effect to raising off spring.
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Random thought:
Anyone else notice that people with children are always more lawful then people without or even who they were without. They tend to be more "do it my way because I said so". I think its a side effect to raising off spring.
I don't have kids, but I'm lawful.
Captain Yesterday has kids but I don't think he's lawful.
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He may not be lawful but he definitely has a slight hint of the "my way or highway kind of personality".
as far as you not having kids and being lawful. That's kind of unrelated. I'm not saying having kids makes you lawful but having kids makes you more so then you would be without them. So maybe if you had kids you would be more strict then you are now.
Lawful may not be the exact word igther its more of a strict expectation kind of thing. Less tom foolery.
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My legs and ass hurt.
This has nothing to do with your wedding to Captain Yesterday, I trust.
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He may not be lawful but he definitely has a slight hint of the "my way or highway kind of personality".
as far as you not having kids and being lawful. That's kind of unrelated. I'm not saying having kids makes you lawful but having kids makes you more so then you would be without them. So maybe if you had kids you would be more strict then you are now.
Lawful may not be the exact word igther its more of a strict expectation kind of thing. Less tom foolery.
Lynora, NH and LM have kids, NH is lawful, I give you that, but I don't think any of the 3 are the my way or the highway sort. I will admit to being a my way or the highway type.
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You should have seen the nat 1 on my escape artist check on wiggling into a tight dress. I had to get someone to unzip me after 15 min of unsuccessful squirming. Definitely no pics of that.So this person locked themselves out of there room with the dead bolt engaged. I can't even imagine how you can get out of the room with the dead bolt locked. I am racking my brain trying to figure out a way and I would say its impossible if he hadn't of done it.Nat 1 on his skill check?
I once rolled a nat 1 when putting on shorts. I got my foot caught, nearly fell over, and in trying to balance myself, kicked myself so hard my big toe nail broke the skin and I was bleeding.
Nat 1's happen.
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You should have seen the nat 1 on my escape artist check on wiggling into a tight dress. I had to get someone to unzip me after 15 min of unsuccessful squirming. Definitely no pics of that.So this person locked themselves out of there room with the dead bolt engaged. I can't even imagine how you can get out of the room with the dead bolt locked. I am racking my brain trying to figure out a way and I would say its impossible if he hadn't of done it.Nat 1 on his skill check?I once rolled a nat 1 when putting on shorts. I got my foot caught, nearly fell over, and in trying to balance myself, kicked myself so hard my big toe nail broke the skin and I was bleeding.
Nat 1's happen.
Owww... Poor you.
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Its pretty easy to distract men at most ages anyway :PAre you sure you are chaotic good? ;)
A teenage boy literally walked into a tree. I still feel proud.
yes.
Yes she is.
FIFY
Especially with corsets.
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Its pretty easy to distract men at most ages anyway :PAre you sure you are chaotic good? ;)
A teenage boy literally walked into a tree. I still feel proud.
yes.
Yes she is.
FIFY
Especially with corsets.
I assure you that I have never been more focused in my entire life!
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I swear, these people are pushing so many of my buttons right now.
1. They are talking to each other by sitting as far apart as possible and yelling across the room.
2. Three of them have their phones out playing music as loud as they can.
3. One of them is talking on their phone. Using speakerphone turned up as loud as possible and holding it right in front of their mouth.
4. They just got off work so are drinking in my lobby. This annoys me always, but they started at 4:30 in the friggin' morning! People are coming down for breakfast, they don't want to deal with drunk a$*%$+@s!
5. They constantly interrupted me while I was setting up breakfast asking me the same damn questions over and over again, then complained about why it was taking so long to set up. Breakfast doesn't have to be up until 6, and I still had it ready by 5:30 even with your b$@!#$&!. Shut up about it being late!
6. They have their stuff (mostly liquor bottles) spread out over all the tables in the lobby, including the tables that none of them are sitting at.
I hate everything right now.
Have you considered annihilating them with some sort of laser? Silly me of course you have.
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I swear, these people are pushing so many of my buttons right now.
1. They are talking to each other by sitting as far apart as possible and yelling across the room.
2. Three of them have their phones out playing music as loud as they can.
3. One of them is talking on their phone. Using speakerphone turned up as loud as possible and holding it right in front of their mouth.
4. They just got off work so are drinking in my lobby. This annoys me always, but they started at 4:30 in the friggin' morning! People are coming down for breakfast, they don't want to deal with drunk a*~@#%*s!
5. They constantly interrupted me while I was setting up breakfast asking me the same damn questions over and over again, then complained about why it was taking so long to set up. Breakfast doesn't have to be up until 6, and I still had it ready by 5:30 even with your b%*~$++%. Shut up about it being late!
6. They have their stuff (mostly liquor bottles) spread out over all the tables in the lobby, including the tables that none of them are sitting at.
I hate everything right now.
Seriously though they sound like they are approaching my kick them out of the hotel threshold.
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Oh yuck they are their for multiple days? that's just the worst.
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Sometimes I like looking back on the "on this day in your FB history, you posted..." page just so I can say, "Thank the good lord I will never do THAT again!"
For instance, nine years ago, WW and I decided to drive cross-country in our old van to visit our nephews in Vermont for Christmas, and even though it was below-freezing temperatures all the way, to camp with our dog at highway rest stops all the way across the plains. So nine years ago today was "Why are we still not out of Nebraska?!?" and the joys of discovering what happens to underwire when it's twelve degrees outside.
Yup. Neeeeeever again.
But, the next day, I saw a mountain lion in a field eating another animal. On the side of I-80. Which was pretty amazing.
And then the day after that, we got to New York, and while WW was at an Aikido thing, I walked across Central Park in the snow and went to the Met Museum, which I love.
So it wasn't all bad.
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Sometimes I like looking back on the "on this day in your FB history, you posted..." page just so I can say, "Thank the good lord I will never do THAT again!"
For instance, nine years ago, WW and I decided to drive cross-country in our old van to visit our nephews in Vermont for Christmas, and even though it was below-freezing temperatures all the way, to camp with our dog at highway rest stops all the way across the plains. So nine years ago today was "Why are we still not out of Nebraska?!?" and the joys of discovering what happens to underwire when it's twelve degrees outside.
Yup. Neeeeeever again.
But, the next day, I saw a mountain lion in a field eating another animal. On the side of I-80. Which was pretty amazing.
And then the day after that, we got to New York, and while WW was at an Aikido thing, I walked across Central Park in the snow and went to the Met Museum, which I love.
So it wasn't all bad.
Mostly I get reminded how much my grammar has improved.
Believe it or not its a lot btw.
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New Page, New Link to Synos' Awesome Extravaganza!
Merry Christmas, every FaWtL~!
Once Again!
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Faith is like underwear; you're not supposed to go waving it about in public. It's a private thing.
I... have been known to put underwear on my head, yes...
>.>
*cough*
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Morning FaWtLanteans! Hope everyone is well and has a good day today. :)
Good morning!
This one has me in stitches every timeMy favorite Christmas music video ever.
These are all pretty great!
That one with the house lights is really impressive, no matter how it was made.
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Faith is like underwear; you're not supposed to go waving it about in public. It's a private thing.I... have been known to put underwear on my head, yes...
>.>
*cough*
Using my vast powers of comedic misinterpretation, I come to the conclusion that faith must be a boy thing.