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Have you tried playing it to a dog?Yes! No Grave but the Sea (Alestorm) is out!! Grrreat!Just arrived Wednesday and Impus Major (of course) had to put on, "No Grave but the Sea for Dogs".
Which is an even better album, because it contains an "explicit lyrics" warning.
Darn those dirty dogs!
(For those who don't know, as a joke, Alestorm put out "No Grave but the Sea" as a two-CD set: One CD is the album, and the other CD is the "for dogs" version where all lyrics have been replaced by dogs barking. So somehow, some of those dog barks contain 'explicit lyrics'. No, I cannot explain.)
F~@$ing A man, that's some f++&ed up s~$&! G@##$@n f*#*ing A! where did those a%&$+&@s learn to motherf$&%ing bark like that.
Edit: F*+$ yeah! Naked dog b*+%~es, and there isn't a g~~%%$n f$$%ing thing you can do about it!
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well at least the dog is already naked.
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Have you tried playing it to a dog?Yes! No Grave but the Sea (Alestorm) is out!! Grrreat!Just arrived Wednesday and Impus Major (of course) had to put on, "No Grave but the Sea for Dogs".
Which is an even better album, because it contains an "explicit lyrics" warning.
Darn those dirty dogs!
(For those who don't know, as a joke, Alestorm put out "No Grave but the Sea" as a two-CD set: One CD is the album, and the other CD is the "for dogs" version where all lyrics have been replaced by dogs barking. So somehow, some of those dog barks contain 'explicit lyrics'. No, I cannot explain.)
F~!*ing A man, that's some f$#@ed up s&~#! G#!@@@n f&!!ing A! where did those a%*#$$%s learn to motherf!+@ing bark like that.
Edit: F*!& yeah! Naked dog b$%$*es, and there isn't a g+%#~#n f~~+ing thing you can do about it!
How many of those 100 words you learned were actually curse words?
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Have you tried playing it to a dog?Yes! No Grave but the Sea (Alestorm) is out!! Grrreat!Just arrived Wednesday and Impus Major (of course) had to put on, "No Grave but the Sea for Dogs".
Which is an even better album, because it contains an "explicit lyrics" warning.
Darn those dirty dogs!
(For those who don't know, as a joke, Alestorm put out "No Grave but the Sea" as a two-CD set: One CD is the album, and the other CD is the "for dogs" version where all lyrics have been replaced by dogs barking. So somehow, some of those dog barks contain 'explicit lyrics'. No, I cannot explain.)
F*@*ing A man, that's some f&&*ed up s@$#! G~%%!+n f@%!ing A! where did those a+%$#$!s learn to motherf#$$ing bark like that.
Edit: F@&~ yeah! Naked dog b!%$*es, and there isn't a g+&*~!n f@&+ing thing you can do about it!
*Squirts on Dog that learned 100 Words with a plant-mister*
Bad Dog! Those pillows where a gift!
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I woke up before the Farmer's market today (at 5:43 a.m. for our European brethren).
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Arghhh!!!
*Uses plant-mister so much on Dog, that the thread is covered in Obscuring Mist*
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I refuse to believe, that time exists before 7:00 a.m
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I can tell you it does since That is what time I get off work.
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Wow, you woke up so early! It's like... 15 minutes before I wake up!
I apparently don't fit into Spaniard standards of going to bed at 00.00 or later and waking up 9.00 or later.
I love waking up early and going for a walk with empty streets. Even when I have to work at 8.00 I always get up early so I can go for a walk before I get to job.
I definitely need a dog to walk in the morning and to teach me dirty dog words.
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The dog is up and I'm all jacked up on coffee so I'm off to work in the garden.
Assuming it doesn't rain...
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Weddering: sing. noun.
When you've gotten married for his or her folks on one side of the country, and now you're on the other side getting married for yours.
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I refuse to believe, that time exists before 7:00 a.m
It doesn't. The ones who wake up early unbox it when they wake up so everybody can make use of it.
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"I'd rather be, I'd rather be, I'd rather be with the animals" - Pearl Jam, Animals.
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More specifically a cat!
*thinks of all the sleeping he could do*
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Weddering: sing. noun.
When you've gotten married for his or her folks on one side of the country, and now you're on the other side getting married for yours.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
And people accuse Christopher Bowes of writing "Magnetic North" just so he could do this.
Well, I mean, it's much better than the original...!
I can be timely, you guys!
2 days 361 posts this is why i can't keep up with this one. I just consider it like starting a new thread every time.
Sometimes this is for the best. :)
EDIT: "Ike's"? Yeah Indont know.
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Weddering: sing. noun.
When you've gotten married for his or her folks on one side of the country, and now you're on the other side getting married for yours.
TO-GA! TO-GA! TO-GA!
... er... I mean...
WE-DDING! WE-DDING! WE-DDING!
The sun is out
The garden planted
Ha! F+@@ you rain.
Man, it was so incredibly much easier to do things when you don't have the kids with you in the car. Like, it is incredible how amazingly fast everything is, and how amazingly easy it all goes. Everything happened so much more quickly!
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And with those highly ninja thoughts out of the way, onto my eldest kindergarten graduation!
I was so busy, I didn't even comment!
This was great! They sang songs, used props, and got an "ABC Book" to use over the summer! Then we headed over to watch five year olds have no idea how to play twister, and decorate (and eat) cookies! One of the sets of grandparents were available to come, so they were there for the whole thing, too, and then decided to buy us a super-big lunch! We then went home and collapsed. Good day!
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Damn, we still have another week and a half of school left.
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I wish I didn't have to work at 5:30 tonight.
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I refuse to believe, that time exists before 7:00 a.m
It does not. I am checking regularly since starting the job. Nothing there, except formless chaos of unexistence, a timeless, all-consuming, brain-draining void...
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*Raises the cup of tea she is taking in honor of Preston Scott Gardner*
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It does not. I am checking regularly since starting the job. Nothing there, except formless chaos of unexistence, a timeless, all-consuming, brain-draining void...
I refuse to believe, that time exists before 7:00 a.m
Ohmygodisn'titgreat!!
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*Raises Irishcoffee and cookies, he's having together with his parents, in honor of Preston Scott Gardner*
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*Raises Sweet Tea*
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*Raises pint of porter*
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*Raises Irishcoffee and cookies, he's having together with his parents, in honor of Preston Scott Gardner*
Homemade cookies? I'm doing homemade butter cookies one of these days.
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Yes, homemade butter cookies with coarse cane sugar and cinnamon on top.
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Probably the recipe I'm going to do but more Danish xD
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I'm finishing the characters since everyone else is blinded by summer.
Our party:
A human Shaman heavily inspired by Pam from Archer (all hail the Star Chicken!)
Sylph Swashbuckler, and "retired" Airship Captain.
A Hunter with a bear.
And a Druid with a T-Rex.
I wonder who is who...
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Yes, homemade butter cookies with coarse cane sugar and cinnamon on top.
Hipster!
Can I have some?
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We're watching my dad's Beagle while he's out barbecuing with my brothers (alas, I work) and boy, does she really ramp up the Looney Tunes ratio.
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We also had this kringle., but without raisins.
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Yes, homemade butter cookies with coarse cane sugar and cinnamon on top.Hipster!
Can I have some?
No, they are my cookies!
*shoves cookies into his mouth, until his cheeks balloon out*
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Yes, homemade butter cookies with coarse cane sugar and cinnamon on top.Hipster!
Can I have some?
No, they are my cookies!
*shoves cookies into his mouth, until his cheeks balloon out*
Good, good!
Does this rag smell like Chloroform?
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We also had this kringle., but without raisins.
Don't mention Kringle unless you brought enough for the rest of us.
The two reasons I miss Wisconsin: Kringle and deep-fried cheese curds.
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For all the multiculturalism the Puget Sound can brag about I'll never understand why they think they can get by with substandard pastries and skimp on the cheese (I mean, c'mon, they fry Twinkies but cheese is too complex).
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Well, Pea Bear found Legion and is hooked. :-)