Deep 6 FaWtL

[Patrick Curtin]

Turkey lurkey lee
And turkey lurkey iggle
I wish turkey only cost a nickle

[Patrick Curtin]

Obscure Sandler nekkid reference FTW!!!

[Patrick Curtin]

Yeah, don't think cardio is happening today. This place is jammed time to beat a retreat before my claustrophobia kicks in

[Patrick Curtin]

Au revoir
Auf weidesein
Maaa salama
Aloha
Laters

[Drejk]

Patrick Curtin wrote:

Turkey lurkey lee

And turkey lurkey iggle
I wish turkey only cost a nickle

Argh! Now I am seeing naked turkeys even when I am out of work?! I wasn't suspecting it to happen so soon...

[Drejk]

Oh, and did you know that naked turkey hanged upside down looks like skinned headless monkey?

[Patrick Curtin]

But tastier! Monkey tastes bitter. It is spiced with bile and noxious humors.

[Patrick Curtin]

But our brains are said to be succulent

[Patrick Curtin]

I have had to fend off many epicurious zombies in my day

[Patrick Curtin]

Man the sun is setting and it is already 28 degrees (Farenheit, round -3 Celsius). I gotta go restore my wood stove.

Ahhh. Jøtul. Norway's gift to (colder-areas) America. Not the best gift, that would be Vattnisse.

[Drejk]

Going to sleep.

I need to get up at hour when world does not yet exist...

[Drejk]

Mother is still doing things in kitchen (which is right by my bed's head so I won't sleep yet).

[Drejk]

Sore throat is almost no sore anymore but I cough a bit now.

[Drejk]

And I learned that I have less time to write Monarch Of Monsters submission than I thought. I might fail to do it in time...

[Rawr!]

I need to finish my monster.

[Orthos]

Yay monsters

[Jesszilla]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Godzillas Halitosis]

BBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTEEEEEE

[TOZilla]

RAWR?

[Rawr!]

Huh?

[SnowJade]

Just brought the bird home - cutest little 10 lb turkey hen you ever saw. Comes from a small, local organic business which raises heritage breeds. Can't wait to get it stuffed and roasting!

Also stuff for pie, black-eyed peas, etc. Mmmm.

[Aberzombie]

Freehold DM wrote:

don't worry, there's snow and freezing rain headed your way soon.

Texas laughs at your feeble snow.

[Aberzombie]

Rawr! wrote:

Huh?

Wuzzat?

[Aberzombie]

Rawr! wrote:

I need to finish my monster.

That's what she said!!

:o

[Aberzombie]

Patrick Curtin wrote:

I have had to fend off many epicurious zombies in my day

Mrgh?

[doctor_wu]

Yay wall.

[SnowJade]

Uh...huh?

[Kajehase]

So, someone at the Guardian noticed that the data behind a couple of maps showing where red-heads and other light-haired people live were a bit obscure and/or out of date (or, you know, based on data from a 1930s scientist quite happy to talk about Nordic and Mediterranean Races), and decided to do something about it. Feel free to help them out by answering 3-4 questions.

And if you don't want to read the article, here's the questionnaire on its own.

[Kajehase]

It's worth clicking just to see the Lindsey Lohan colour-wheel.

[Aberzombie]

Good morning FAWTLY Folk! Happy Tuesday! Still can't shake this cold. It's gotten a bit worse, I think, because Charlie caught it and gave bit back.

The little turd.

[Aberzombie]

He went poop on the potty yesterday. He then insisted mommy call me at work so he could let me know.

[Aberzombie]

I'm probably sharing more than you want to know. Trust me, it could be worse.

[Aberzombie]

Much worse.

[Aberzombie]

Like trapped in a room with Screech from Saved by the Bell while he sings show tunes worse.

[Aberzombie]

Or trapped with Carrot Top while he runs through every "joke" he's ever told worse.

[Aberzombie]

Or having to watch the animated Black Cauldron movie on repeat for three days straight worse.

[Aberzombie]

Or trapped in a cell block with some of the worst asshats from these boards on the other side of the bars, preventing you from strangling them with their own entrails, worse.

[Aberzombie]

Damn, that would be maddening.

[Aberzombie]

Two weeks from tomorrow Katie is scheduled to join us on the outside. Or so mommy keeps thinking.

[Aberzombie]

"Hoping" might be a better word.

[Aberzombie]

I have a feeling baby may decide when it's the right time.

[Aberzombie]

Not sure if everyone's heard about the Monty Python reunion. A stage show - 20,000 seat theater. Originally scheduled for one performance, they apparently expanded that to 5 nights after the first one sold out....in 43.5 seconds.

[Aberzombie]

Yes, I said seconds. As in less than a minute.

[Aberzombie]

One of my co workers asked me if I thought it would be any good. I refrained from finding a fish to slap him with.

[Aberzombie]

I am nothing, if not merciful.

[Aberzombie]

Was listening to the radio this morning and heard "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" by Charlie Daniels. Gave me an adventure idea.

[Aberzombie]

All right folks. Plenty to get done today. Have a good one.

[Orthos]

Good luck with the baby. Hope everything goes smoothly.

[BluePigeon]

It's my Friday at work and it will be slow. I will do a blitz before Thanksgiving. If it's good, I'll make it traditional.

[Kajehase]

Brrr! I hold a front-door conversation long enough to politely tell some girls I don't want to take part in Postkodlotteriet and it's cold enough that I'm still shaking three minutes later.

Cute girls, though.