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Bitter Thorn wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Steven Tindall wrote:

Heck she even kids me about a drunk straight woman tying to "cure" me saying I havn't been with a real woman yet, Marie was rolling watching me try and avoid this crazy lady and still try to pick up the guy I was after.

You know, I hear about this a lot both professionally and not- but I have yet to encounter a woman who will confess to actually doing this outside of one dear friend who tried something I will not go into here. I'm thinking it's a little bit like the idea of white women(and that one asian woman) throwing themselves at me solely because I'm black- it only happens when alcohol is involved.
Alcohol is a wondrous thing.

Unless it's a double shot where you mixed Jager, Rumpelmintz, Goldschlager, and top it off with 151. They call that the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse for a reason. OOf!

EDIT: TOTP and nekkedness? This will not end well. For me.


Urizen wrote:
Bitter Thorn wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Steven Tindall wrote:

Heck she even kids me about a drunk straight woman tying to "cure" me saying I havn't been with a real woman yet, Marie was rolling watching me try and avoid this crazy lady and still try to pick up the guy I was after.

You know, I hear about this a lot both professionally and not- but I have yet to encounter a woman who will confess to actually doing this outside of one dear friend who tried something I will not go into here. I'm thinking it's a little bit like the idea of white women(and that one asian woman) throwing themselves at me solely because I'm black- it only happens when alcohol is involved.
Alcohol is a wondrous thing.

Unless it's a double shot where you mixed Jager, Rumpelmintz, Goldschlager, and top it off with 151. They call that the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse for a reason. OOf!

EDIT: TOTP and nekkedness? This will not end well. For me.

LMFAO!! What could go wrong!?


Bitter Thorn wrote:
Urizen wrote:

Unless it's a double shot where you mixed Jager, Rumpelmintz, Goldschlager, and top it off with 151. They call that the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse for a reason. OOf!

EDIT: TOTP and nekkedness? This will not end well. For me.

LMFAO!! What could go wrong!?

I don't honestly remember. But my woman told me plenty.

The Exchange

Steven Tindall wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Steven Tindall wrote:

Shudder* I actually wasn't alive for most of the sixties. A woman built like a sickly little boy just doesn't work for me on any level.

I can relate on some level here BT.

Imagine my surprise when I think I'm gonna score a cute little guy at my local hangout and it turns out to be a woman.
Not even a drag king just a woman in t-shirt and pants with no defineing features that are readily noticable.
We talked a little and she thought it was funny because she goes to guy gay bars so that she can just relax and shoot pool w/o being hit on.

this then is why I am afraid for western society.

UH Sorry CJ. I didn't mean for a funny story to come off as scary.

She and I still talk when ever we see each other at the garage (local bars name) and we both laugh about it every once in a while.

Heck she even kids me about a drunk straight woman tying to "cure" me saying I havn't been with a real woman yet, Marie was rolling watching me try and avoid this crazy lady and still try to pick up the guy I was after.

Your fine Steven. I just see things "different" I guess then others. It was funny.

The Exchange

Urizen wrote:
Bitter Thorn wrote:
Urizen wrote:

Unless it's a double shot where you mixed Jager, Rumpelmintz, Goldschlager, and top it off with 151. They call that the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse for a reason. OOf!

EDIT: TOTP and nekkedness? This will not end well. For me.

LMFAO!! What could go wrong!?
I don't honestly remember. But my woman told me plenty.

I am not sure if I could recover from a drink like that.


Urizen wrote:
Bitter Thorn wrote:
Urizen wrote:

Unless it's a double shot where you mixed Jager, Rumpelmintz, Goldschlager, and top it off with 151. They call that the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse for a reason. OOf!

EDIT: TOTP and nekkedness? This will not end well. For me.

LMFAO!! What could go wrong!?
I don't honestly remember. But my woman told me plenty.

isn't it nice to have friends along to remind you of all the things you can't remember doing.

My buddy pebbles (last name, yes pebbles as in fred flintstones daughters name) swears I tried jousting oncomeing traffic and when I had to present my ID in order to get back onto the ship I presented my ID in a very staright forward manner and loudly proclaimed "allow me passage foul demon in the name of Mystra Godess of all magic"

needless to say I was wasted and honestly don't remeber a thing about that night in rota, spain.

The Exchange

Steven Tindall wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Bitter Thorn wrote:
Urizen wrote:

Unless it's a double shot where you mixed Jager, Rumpelmintz, Goldschlager, and top it off with 151. They call that the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse for a reason. OOf!

EDIT: TOTP and nekkedness? This will not end well. For me.

LMFAO!! What could go wrong!?
I don't honestly remember. But my woman told me plenty.

isn't it nice to have friends along to remind you of all the things you can't remember doing.

My buddy pebbles (last name, yes pebbles as in fred flintstones daughters name) swears I tried jousting oncomeing traffic and when I had to present my ID in order to get back onto the ship I presented my ID in a very staright forward manner and loudly proclaimed "allow me passage foul demon in the name of Mystra Godess of all magic"

needless to say I was wasted and honestly don't remeber a thing about that night in rota, spain.

Awe inspiring!


Crimson Jester wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Bitter Thorn wrote:
Urizen wrote:

Unless it's a double shot where you mixed Jager, Rumpelmintz, Goldschlager, and top it off with 151. They call that the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse for a reason. OOf!

EDIT: TOTP and nekkedness? This will not end well. For me.

LMFAO!! What could go wrong!?
I don't honestly remember. But my woman told me plenty.
I am not sure if I could recover from a drink like that.

It's worse for me when I don't even have the stomach nor the intestinal tract to process that. Serious mainline. Blergh. So, I've been dried up as a raisin since. I'll live. ;-)


Steven Tindall wrote:

isn't it nice to have friends along to remind you of all the things you can't remember doing.

My buddy pebbles (last name, yes pebbles as in fred flintstones daughters name) swears I tried jousting oncomeing traffic and when I had to present my ID in order to get back onto the ship I presented my ID in a very staright forward manner and loudly proclaimed "allow me passage foul demon in the name of Mystra Godess of all magic"

needless to say I was wasted and honestly don't remeber a thing about that night in rota, spain.

Friends, yes. Your significant other? Not so much.

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