| Urizen |
Freehold DM wrote:Alcohol is a wondrous thing.Steven Tindall wrote:You know, I hear about this a lot both professionally and not- but I have yet to encounter a woman who will confess to actually doing this outside of one dear friend who tried something I will not go into here. I'm thinking it's a little bit like the idea of white women(and that one asian woman) throwing themselves at me solely because I'm black- it only happens when alcohol is involved.Heck she even kids me about a drunk straight woman tying to "cure" me saying I havn't been with a real woman yet, Marie was rolling watching me try and avoid this crazy lady and still try to pick up the guy I was after.
Unless it's a double shot where you mixed Jager, Rumpelmintz, Goldschlager, and top it off with 151. They call that the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse for a reason. OOf!
EDIT: TOTP and nekkedness? This will not end well. For me.
| Bitter Thorn |
Bitter Thorn wrote:Freehold DM wrote:Alcohol is a wondrous thing.Steven Tindall wrote:You know, I hear about this a lot both professionally and not- but I have yet to encounter a woman who will confess to actually doing this outside of one dear friend who tried something I will not go into here. I'm thinking it's a little bit like the idea of white women(and that one asian woman) throwing themselves at me solely because I'm black- it only happens when alcohol is involved.Heck she even kids me about a drunk straight woman tying to "cure" me saying I havn't been with a real woman yet, Marie was rolling watching me try and avoid this crazy lady and still try to pick up the guy I was after.
Unless it's a double shot where you mixed Jager, Rumpelmintz, Goldschlager, and top it off with 151. They call that the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse for a reason. OOf!
EDIT: TOTP and nekkedness? This will not end well. For me.
LMFAO!! What could go wrong!?
| Urizen |
Urizen wrote:LMFAO!! What could go wrong!?Unless it's a double shot where you mixed Jager, Rumpelmintz, Goldschlager, and top it off with 151. They call that the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse for a reason. OOf!
EDIT: TOTP and nekkedness? This will not end well. For me.
I don't honestly remember. But my woman told me plenty.
Crimson Jester
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Crimson Jester wrote:Steven Tindall wrote:this then is why I am afraid for western society.Shudder* I actually wasn't alive for most of the sixties. A woman built like a sickly little boy just doesn't work for me on any level.
I can relate on some level here BT.
Imagine my surprise when I think I'm gonna score a cute little guy at my local hangout and it turns out to be a woman.
Not even a drag king just a woman in t-shirt and pants with no defineing features that are readily noticable.
We talked a little and she thought it was funny because she goes to guy gay bars so that she can just relax and shoot pool w/o being hit on.UH Sorry CJ. I didn't mean for a funny story to come off as scary.
She and I still talk when ever we see each other at the garage (local bars name) and we both laugh about it every once in a while.Heck she even kids me about a drunk straight woman tying to "cure" me saying I havn't been with a real woman yet, Marie was rolling watching me try and avoid this crazy lady and still try to pick up the guy I was after.
Your fine Steven. I just see things "different" I guess then others. It was funny.
Crimson Jester
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Bitter Thorn wrote:I don't honestly remember. But my woman told me plenty.Urizen wrote:LMFAO!! What could go wrong!?Unless it's a double shot where you mixed Jager, Rumpelmintz, Goldschlager, and top it off with 151. They call that the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse for a reason. OOf!
EDIT: TOTP and nekkedness? This will not end well. For me.
I am not sure if I could recover from a drink like that.
| Steven Tindall |
Bitter Thorn wrote:I don't honestly remember. But my woman told me plenty.Urizen wrote:LMFAO!! What could go wrong!?Unless it's a double shot where you mixed Jager, Rumpelmintz, Goldschlager, and top it off with 151. They call that the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse for a reason. OOf!
EDIT: TOTP and nekkedness? This will not end well. For me.
isn't it nice to have friends along to remind you of all the things you can't remember doing.
My buddy pebbles (last name, yes pebbles as in fred flintstones daughters name) swears I tried jousting oncomeing traffic and when I had to present my ID in order to get back onto the ship I presented my ID in a very staright forward manner and loudly proclaimed "allow me passage foul demon in the name of Mystra Godess of all magic"
needless to say I was wasted and honestly don't remeber a thing about that night in rota, spain.
Crimson Jester
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Urizen wrote:Bitter Thorn wrote:I don't honestly remember. But my woman told me plenty.Urizen wrote:LMFAO!! What could go wrong!?Unless it's a double shot where you mixed Jager, Rumpelmintz, Goldschlager, and top it off with 151. They call that the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse for a reason. OOf!
EDIT: TOTP and nekkedness? This will not end well. For me.
isn't it nice to have friends along to remind you of all the things you can't remember doing.
My buddy pebbles (last name, yes pebbles as in fred flintstones daughters name) swears I tried jousting oncomeing traffic and when I had to present my ID in order to get back onto the ship I presented my ID in a very staright forward manner and loudly proclaimed "allow me passage foul demon in the name of Mystra Godess of all magic"
needless to say I was wasted and honestly don't remeber a thing about that night in rota, spain.
Awe inspiring!
| Urizen |
Urizen wrote:I am not sure if I could recover from a drink like that.Bitter Thorn wrote:I don't honestly remember. But my woman told me plenty.Urizen wrote:LMFAO!! What could go wrong!?Unless it's a double shot where you mixed Jager, Rumpelmintz, Goldschlager, and top it off with 151. They call that the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse for a reason. OOf!
EDIT: TOTP and nekkedness? This will not end well. For me.
It's worse for me when I don't even have the stomach nor the intestinal tract to process that. Serious mainline. Blergh. So, I've been dried up as a raisin since. I'll live. ;-)
| Urizen |
isn't it nice to have friends along to remind you of all the things you can't remember doing.
My buddy pebbles (last name, yes pebbles as in fred flintstones daughters name) swears I tried jousting oncomeing traffic and when I had to present my ID in order to get back onto the ship I presented my ID in a very staright forward manner and loudly proclaimed "allow me passage foul demon in the name of Mystra Godess of all magic"
needless to say I was wasted and honestly don't remeber a thing about that night in rota, spain.
Friends, yes. Your significant other? Not so much.