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obadiah wrote:

10 print "Obadiah Won"

20 goto 10

30 if "Obadia Won" is = to Obnoxious goto 40

40 Print "DJ-Bogie Wins"
50 Stop


DJ-Bogie wrote:
obadiah wrote:

10 print "Obadiah Won"

20 goto 10

30 if "Obadia Won" is = to Obnoxious goto 40

40 Print "DJ-Bogie Wins"
50 Stop

There's an infinite loop in there. The programme will never get to your lines. That means you don't win.

I win because like Chuck Norris, I can solve an infinite loop in under two hours.

I can also buy non-random PFB miniatures directly from the manufacturer.

I can make off-hand attacks during a flurry of blows.

I can have an imp as familiar even if I'm not LE (I call him Chtib Elttil - he needs to know his role in our association)

And finally, I win because I can watch 60 Minutes in 10 minutes.

Liberty's Edge

I have a riddle for you all. What digit is the most frequent between the numbers 1 and 1000?

HINT:
It rhymes with what I've just done with this thread.

Sovereign Court

obadiah wrote:

I have a riddle for you all. What digit is the most frequent between the numbers 1 and 1000?

** spoiler omitted **

Twos!!! It rhymes with lose ... which is what you did. ;)


I win because I can have my cake and eat it, too.

And *my* cake is *not* a lie!

Sovereign Court

KaeYoss wrote:

I win because I can have my cake and eat it, too.

And *my* cake is *not* a lie!

No, *your* cake is *not* a cake, it *is* a pie.

<executes a pie in the face maneuver on KaeYoss>


Financial-option value levers:
o time to expiry
o uncertainty of stock price movements
o stock price
o dividends
o risk-free interest rate
o exercise price

Real-option value levers:
o time to expiry (+)
o uncertainty of expected cashflows (+)
o present value of expected cashflow (+)
o value lost over duration of option (-)
o risk-free interest rate (+)
o present value of fixed costs (-)


Goofing off at work for the win?


I can see it now, I will win.


I think you need to look again, because I win. And isn't the palm of your hand a pretty inconvienent place to have an eye? No wonder yours is all red. Maybe you should get some eyedrops?


The All Seeing Eye wrote:
I can see it now, I will win.

Sorry Dude, but Bogie has been the all seeing Eye for several years, and this town ain't big enough for the both of us, so EYE win!


Did either of you "all-seeing eyes" see me coming to take the win (which is rightfully mine)?


Only one eye makes the mark for the win, and this is EYE!


I disagree.


I disagree too, I am obviously the winner.


Nope, you are a THAT, and per the rules, THATs can't win.


whats with all the eyes, Odin already foreseen my win, therefore you all lose....:)


I win because I can get all three Lord of the Rings films, extended versions, in Full HD, no quality loss, with 4 high-quality audio tracks, onto a single CD-R!


Odin didn't like what he saw, so he plucked out his eye so it would not happen.


Midgard Serpent wrote:

Odin didn't like what he saw, so he plucked out his eye so it would not happen.

He failed. I plucked his other eye out so it would happen after all.


I wasn't talking to you silly jester.


Midgard Serpent wrote:

I wasn't talking to you silly jester.

I still win, reptile.


But don't I win now?


Gnorlak the Confused? wrote:
But don't I win now?

No, because I win.


But aren't I last? Doesn't that mean I win?


No, you aren't last.


Bogie is!


Nope, you're not last either.


Im just like the line in Becks song Loser, Im a Driver, Im a winner.....:)


And now you're not a winner, though you may still be a driver.


I win because in my Kingmaker campaign, we just had a Roc barbecue!


I win, and I MADE a Beef BBQ Brisket for dinner....:)


vikking wrote:
I win, and I MADE a Beef BBQ Brisket for dinner....:)

Beef? That's from cow, i.e. a really, really small animal, compared to a roc.

That's lame. Vikings are lame. I win!


I am making beef vegetable soup, so I win.


NO I win....:)


gran rey de los mono wrote:
I am making beef vegetable soup, so I win.

Beef isn't a vegetable, so I win.


KaeYoss wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
I am making beef vegetable soup, so I win.
Beef isn't a vegetable, so I win.

Everyone knows that dark delicious espresso is the real winner!


Coffee, in any way shape or form, is disgusting. This means I win.


gran rey, you have insulted the drink given unto us from the gods. You are now marked a permanent loser and therefore shale never win this thread.
Oh and I still win....:)


vikking wrote:

gran rey, you have insulted the drink given unto us from the gods. You are now marked a permanent loser and therefore shale never win this thread.

Oh and I still win....:)

If coffee was given to us by the gods, then they obviously hate humanity.


Coffee. Bah. I win because I imbibe the beverage of champions, a great Vudra-Tian Xia-Entropy blend.


I'll stick with cherry cola, thanks.

The Exchange

Post.


gran rey de los mono wrote:
I'll stick with cherry cola, thanks.

And I'll stick with winning!

The Exchange

But how can that be when I am in fact winning?


No problem. I'll win and then you can stop thinking about it.


The only problem with that line of thought is, it is incorrect and the correct thought is that I win....:)


vikking wrote:
The only problem with that line of thought is, it is incorrect and the correct thought is that I win....:)

Thinking that doesn't make it true. Because the fact is that I win.


Crazy Jester Man
It is I who is winning
A monster is glad


Haiku Monster wrote:

Crazy Jester Man

It is I who is winning
A monster is glad

I win because I'm not beholden to arbitrary restrictions on the number of syllables I can use.

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