Last one to post wins

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Really? I must need new glasses. Hey, Ninjaotic!

[Ninjaotic]

*wearing Conman's, gran's, and TVCoB's glasses*

What?

[gran rey de los everything]

The Vicious Chicken of Bristol wrote:

While it is true that you have no character, I can't, in good conscience, just hire someone off the street to do mah killins.

I'm not on the street, I'm on the internet. You know you can trust someone you met on teh interwebz. Just give me your Social Security number, driver's license number, Mother's maiden name, and bank account numbers and then we can get started.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Apparently Conman is a grown-up, but I can't tell. Gimme my glasses back.

gran rey de los finklesteins wrote:

lies lies lies

How about I introduce you to a rabbit with sharp pointy teeth instead?

[Ninjaotic]

You do need your glasses. I'm clearly not a rabbit with sharp pointy teeth. Just sharp pointy knives... and glasses.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

So, are you a post-G.I. Joe ninja?

[Ninjaotic]

Describe, which GI Joe... This one or this one?

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Don't choke. The chicken just questioned your kung fu grip.

[DJ-Bogie]

Get a grip!

[gran rey de los everything]

Yes, get a grip. Then I can use my karate chop action to make you drop the win, allowing my to pick it up.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Can't sleep clowns will eat me. Yawn

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

@Ninjaotic: Mid-way between the two.

Edit: Around the time of G.I. Joe Ninja Force (1992-1993)

[DJ-Bogie]

I was 11 or 12 when the first GI Joe's came out and thought they were to much like Barbie & Ken dolls to get interested in them.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

G.I. Joes were very poseable (and no other toy since then matched them), so if you watched wrestling as a kid they were quite awesome as well. Beachhead giving Cobra Commander a DDT was a highlight of my childhood.

[DJ-Bogie]

Certainly a bigger moment for you than losing to me right now.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

I knew you'd be the last thing i'd see before eye one.

[Tirq]

C-c-c-combo Breaker!

[gran rey de los everything]

Oy.

[Charles Scholz]

I Win!

[Tirq]

No you don't!

[Charles Scholz]

Yes, I Do! :)

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Oh, you want cuts? Sure, go ahead.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Sorry, no cutsies.

[DJ-Bogie]

Cut all you want. It's the LAST one to get in line that wins.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

And that'll be me.

[DJ-Bogie]

I don't think so!

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Why not?

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Duh! Because it's me of course.

[DJ-Bogie]

You might be right.

[DJ-Bogie]

But you're not.

[DJ-Bogie]

Cause I'm Bottom and top of the page again

[DJ-Bogie]

See, I'm on Top!

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Bottoms up then. *gulp*

top o' the mornin to ya.

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

A day late and a dollar short there, Conman.

[Tirq]

Hey Chicken, nice song. You know, that one you posted earlier. Gotta love Dio. Only man who can make rainbows seem manly.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Commann!!!

[DJ-Bogie]

Morning!

[gran rey de los everything]

Is it, Bogie? Is it really?

[Tirq]

I think so, yes.

[gran rey de los stereo]

That all depends, now doesn't it?

[Conman the Bardbarian]

I'll be back.

[gran rey de los everything]

Why?

[Tirq]

Because we like the Conman.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Because resistance is futile.

[Charles Scholz]

I'm HEEEEEEERRRE!!!!

[DJ-Bogie]

I'm Theeeeeerrre!!!!!!!

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

I'm everywhere you want to be.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Huzzzah!

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Hoorah!

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

bacon