Last one to post wins

[Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM]

I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:

I'm Hiding In Your embassy's Closet...and it's about damned time I was allowed to SEE A DOCTOR!

*idly ruffles through the clothes*

Heyyy, look at all these chic vests! Yellow is just totally not my color, though....

Sorry I'm late, I had to perform emergency surgery on a dire walrus with a toothache.

Now, what seems to be the problem?

[Nosferatu Fester Addams]

He needs professional help with coming out the closet!

*Starts to snigger, until getting smacked over the head by Count Reiner Heydrich.*

Ow! Take it easy will you?! It was only a joke!

[Contrivancecougar]

But why?

[Vampire Schism]

Because.

[Pulg]

Because,

[Claw, the Giant Monkey]

*Throws an array of rotten fruit at everyone (except Malvel).*

[Vidmaster7]

Only 3 since I've been gone.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

...BECAUSE OF THE WONDERFUL THINGS HE DOES!

[R2-FU]

*WHISTLE-DEE-WHISTLE-DEE-BEEP!*

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM wrote:

Sorry I'm late, I had to perform emergency surgery on a dire walrus with a toothache.

Now, what seems to be the problem?

...Oh, hello!

Since you ask, Doc, it hurts when I do this:

*reaches out with Dhalsim-arms, grabs Pulg and Vidmaster7, and throws them together in a giant blender*

[R2-FU]

*BLUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRHHHHHMMMMM!!!*

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

*Removes cloak, angrily stares at the stain on it, then puts it in the washing machine along with the rest of the clothes that need to be washed.*

All of you may be alright with having rotten fruit thrown at you by an overly large simian, but I am not!

*Adds detergent and turns the washing machine on.*

[R2-FU]

*SPRIIITZT! WHUMBA-WHUMBA-WHUMBA-WHUMBA....*

[Malvel, The Dark Wizard]

Alright, humour me, is the robot just imitating noises or is it actually many different things combined together?

[R2-FU]

*prints out personal specs for Malvel - it's a long list*

[Caught in a Landslide]

What? oh yes sorry vidmaster7 can't come to the phone right now he is otherwise engaged in a blender. No not a social mixer a blender...

[Malvel, The Dark Wizard]

*Reads the list, despite it's length, all the way through.*

This is quite impressive actually. It would appear that you are the ultimate houseware device. Clearly, Vidmaster7 was on to something when he built you.

[R2-FU]

*begins rubbing up against Malvel...possibly inappropriately*

*vwubvwubvwubvwubvwub-chudder-chudder-Honk!Honk!AOOOOOGGGAH!*

[Count Reiner Heydrich]

I think that Vidmaster7, whenever he comes back, is going to have no choice but to have some serious words with GoatToucher.

[Vidmaster7]

Goat toucher can stick with his goats and I'll stay with mastering my Vids.

[Pulg]

GoatToucher can stick to his goats as well. Jambi must spend a fortune on Universal Solvent.

[Vidmaster7]

IS any Solvent truly universal enough to deal with that?

[Pulg]

Possibly not. It can dissolve most things, but not Shame.

[Nosferatu Fester Addams]

Oh, so you're fine with what GoatToucher has potentially done to your robot are you, Vidmaster7? Perhaps you couldn't care less about your own mother! Actually, you probably don't, given how you forced her to marry the Mighty Pogonos (who's beard is better than yours).

[Schism]

That was a low blow.
While true, it was still a low blow.

[The Fun Constable]

'ere now! Move it along. This thread's being closed and the constabulary taking the proceeds due the winners.

[Vidmaster7]

Nosferatu Fester Addams wrote:

Oh, so you're fine with what GoatToucher has potentially done to your robot are you, Vidmaster7? Perhaps you couldn't care less about your own mother! Actually, you probably don't, given how you forced her to marry the Mighty Pogonos (who's beard is better than yours).

This chat has gotten so weird.

[Mighty Pogonos]

NOBODY HAS BEEN 'FORCED' TO MARRY MIGHTY POGONOS. THE QUEUE TO BECOME JOINED IN HOLY MATRIMONY TO THE LORD OF SIDE PARTINGS STRETCHES ALL THE WAY AROUND THE PLANE OF CONCORDANT OPPOSITION AND BACK.

POGONOS AND HIS CELESTIAL BRIDES RULE SUPREME IN THEIR GLOSSY, BOUNCY AND CONTROLLABLE DEMI-PLANE, FROM WHICH SPLIT ENDS AND DANDRUFF HAVE BEEN BANISHED FOR ALL ETERNITY. WE EVEN MANAGED TO CURE PULG OF THE MANGE.

[Vidmaster7]

Well then.

[Schism]

Mighty Pogonos wrote:

WE EVEN MANAGED TO CURE PULG OF THE MANGE.

Shaving him bald and dropping him into a vat of flea dip does not constitute a cure for mange.

[Nosferatu Fester Addams]

Yes it does.

[Pulg]

It does indeed, but only if you utter discouraging words afterwards. Or maybe that's a cure for the range instead.

[Vidmaster7]

Short or long?

[GoatToucher]

:walks in:

I WANNA DIP MY BALLS IN IT!

[Vidmaster7]

straight from 1 to 11 I see.

[Pulg]

GoatToucher, we're not talking about ranch dressing anymore.

[Pirate_master7]

Argh today be a dark day on the high seas...

[Dr Pirate]

Be it, matey?

Then, by Umberlee's weedy nips, do 'ee tell me which of these letters you can't read and we'll fit 'ee with some Corsair Lenses.

A A A A A R R
A A A A A R R
A A A A R R

[Nosferatu Fester Addams]

And if you could off what you can see on THIS chart, Dr Pirate, and we shall find out if you should retire from your profession.

I M A
B U T

[Pulg]

When my brother Pulgh and I were in the Marines, we fought at the battle of Ima But in the Pacific Campaign of 1944-45.

[Nosferatu Fester Addams]

Ok...

*Shuffles away from Pulg, FAR away.*

Anyway, I found this ancient scripture. The writing is somewhat faded, but I believe that it's about describing the Mighty Pogonos' mother.

*Reads the scripture, though the dialect is rather crude, and it turns out that it is an insulating comment about the Mighty Pogonos' mother.*

[Vid's Inner Ninja]

*Assassinates win*

*Vanishes*

[Malvel, The Dark Wizard]

Oh that's just great and yes, I'm being sarcastic! Now that the win is dead, no one will be able to claim it! Also I'm surprised that the Mighty Pogonos has not reacted to the fact that his mother has been insulted (albeit, indirectly).

[Pulg]

Mighty Pogonos is busy cursing Count Smiorgan Baldhead and cannot spare any time for this thread at present, I'm afraid, Malvern.

[Pulgh]

Semper Hairy, bro.

[Claw, the Giant Monkey]

*Vomits on Pulg and his brother Pulgh.*

[Pulgh]

Bro, call in Hair Support!

[Vidmaster7]

So now that no one can win I guess you all must depart. You will be missed I'll hang back and clean up here.

[Panter Flauclaws]

Look out Vidmaster7, there's a...

*Is too late to save Vidmaster7 from getting assassinated by his own inner ninja.*

Now who's going to clean up here?

[Pulg]

Cher.