So, it isn't a crumhorn, but a "we don't know what it is but we like it"?All crumhorns are used. Crumhorns can neither be created nor destroyed. Crumhorns have existed eternally and will continue to exist indefinitely. There are no new crumhorns
However, this crumhorn appears to be much larger than normal, is bright pink, vibrates alarmingly and has a... thing... there
And another ...thing... there
And two more ...things... there, which appear to be for ornamentation only.
Lastly, although crumhorns are of great help in most marriages, of course, I have never heard of one described as such before. What a conundrum!
Maybe it's a plumbus?
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*Comes in and sticks a poster onto a nearby wall.*
Good news everyone! After a long battle of legality, Disney has allowed the traveling stage production of the Hunchback of Notre Dame (Disney version) to go on the road again!
So far half of the cast members are returning:
The Fiend Fantastic as Victor
GoatToucher as Hugo
Sissyl as Laverne
And myself as ClopinHere's hoping that the others will return:
Molten Dragon as Quasimodo
Schism as Esmeralda
Pulg as Captain Phoebus
And IHIYC as Judge Claude Frollo
*stares at poster*
*flips upside-down and stares at poster**stares at poster from behind using extradimensional vision*
Hmmm...you're sure they didn't get a few roles mixed up? But okay!
Ghostly haunting, I turn loose: Tony Jay! Tony Jay! TONY JAY!
*Comes in and sticks a poster onto a nearby wall.*
Good news everyone! After a long battle of legality, Disney has allowed the traveling stage production of the Hunchback of Notre Dame (Disney version) to go on the road again!
So far half of the cast members are returning:
The Fiend Fantastic as Victor
GoatToucher as Hugo
Sissyl as Laverne
And myself as ClopinHere's hoping that the others will return:
Molten Dragon as Quasimodo
Schism as Esmeralda
Pulg as Captain Phoebus
And IHIYC as Judge Claude Frollo
I can sing, dance, sing and play the tambourine, but who will play Djali?
I will not go on stage with a goat with no talent.
No goat will come within 100 miles of Goattoucher.
Actually, I've heard that...
You know what, never mind. I'm a Captain now.
A Captain with a crumhorn.
So that's why I'm being cast as Quasimodo's talking hump!
Neat! I get to ring the bells. Well somebody's bell is going to get rung. Isn't that right, talking hump?
Yes indeed-ery doo, Quaserino!
Well, talking hump, another fine day for bell ringing. Were's that Esmeralda chick? She's hawt and stuff.
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Focus on ringing those bells Quasimodo, after all, they don't ring by themselves.
*A hand puppet of AoZK appears on AoZK's left hand.*
They don't!?
*Looks at the hand puppet.*
No silly boy. Now come along, the Feast of Fools awaits!
*Quickly turns to everyone.*
Oh, before I forget, GoatToucher's 'pet' Jambi is going to be Djali and don't worry Jambi has plenty of talent.
Captain says:
Take off your pants and set them on fire.
If you are not wearing pants, put some on this minute! Then take them off and set them on fire.
Silence! I kill you!
I silence your silence!
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:roller disco's through and scoops up the win:
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Who's Mama is Mia now?
Mama is MIA.
No, Mama is GTIA: Goat Touched In Action .
A fate worse than death.
True that.
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Hey, just don't go blaming me for GoatToucher being the individual that he is. I thought he was just going to do what my holy book told him to do. How was I to know that he would do the following (effectively):
Read the book, like it but feeling that it needed updating, burn all but the original copy and rewrite it out a new.
Einhorn is Finkle.
Finkle is Einhorn.
Ein Finklehorn, in other words.
You can put the acorn into the crumhorn, but you can't put the crumhorn into the acorn!
#lifelessonsfrompulg
Einhorn is a man.
Einhorn is a MAN...
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Hey, just don't go blaming me for GoatToucher being the individual that he is. I thought he was just going to do what my holy book told him to do. How was I to know that he would do the following (effectively):
Read the book, like it but feeling that it needed updating, burn all but the original copy and rewrite it out a new.
You keep saying this, but deep down you know that you had nothing to do with this.
GoatToucher is.
Any who claim responsibility are deluding themselves.
Better to be deluded by yourself, than to be deluded by others. So say I.
ein, zwei, dreihorn.
There are few more funner games than Deludo, I swear.
EDIT: Vierhorn.
But, wait for it.........crumhorn. That is all.
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Oh, I claim NO responsibility for GoatToucher, Ventnor. Indeed, I had nothing to do with GoatToucher being who he is, I just recruited him. He'd have done the same thing to your church had you gotten him first.
*Shudders at the thought.*
Okay, on to something else, the other day I went to the local sphinx to be told what my immediate future will be and when I got there there was a great, big queue that stretched as far as the eye could see. Once I got my chance to talk to the sphinx, he (it was an androsphinx) was looking rather bored and clearly wanted to go home. Nonetheless, he was gracious enough to hear my request. After I asked my question, the sphinx thought for a moment and said "I forsee, that in seven days time, we will meet again!" Puzzled, I asked why and he said "sorry, but we're now closed, come back in week's time!"
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But, wait for it.........crumhorn. That is all.
Molten Dragon gets it.
But, wait for it.........crumhorn. That is all.Molten Dragon gets it.
If by "it" you mean winning this thread, then no. He does not get "it."
Do you know why they call him... "Crumhorn".
The tale is strange and mystical: it's scope epic, it's lavish setting a feast for the senses...
...and the bowels.
You've got it confused with 'Highlander', I think.
A feast of bowels... In a bowl! With sauerkraut.
And Brattwurst :)
Mein goldfish ist tote.
THIS....IS....
But why would you want to pat Rick?
No, no you got out all wrong. He wants to p atrick, not pat Rick!!!
Pee at Rick? That's disgusting!
Dissembling owls.
Disassembling dissembling owls.