Iron.
Not yours. Mine.
I'm afraid not.
You're just afraid.
Of me. You are all afraid of me.
MATT DAMON!!!
WORSHIP ME!!
*points to crown*
*slams the table with both hands*
MATT DAMON!!!
*picks up Argo DVD and Good Will Hunting DVD*
*throws Good Will Hunting DVD at Matt Damon Puppet*
*watches Argo*
*watches Good Will Hunting*
MATT DAMON!!!
*turns up volume on Argo*
*dances*
*Shoots them all and starts asking questions.*
I win.
*waves to Kat's Eye, then slits his throat*
*does a victory dance*
I win again. Because, ya'know, I'm Ben Affleck.
So is Matt Damon going play Robin?
So is Matt Damon going play Robin?
MATT DAMON!!!
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I didn't ask you, you two-dimensional peon.
*slams head on desk*
MATT DAMON!!!
That's right, keep doing that.
Matt Damon...
Don't give me that, you malodorous degenerate! You deserved it.
MATT DAMON!!!???!!!
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I saw you at that hotel. TMZ also had photos, so you can't lie about this one. Miley Cyrus? Really? For shame...
MATT DAYYYYYMON!!!
huzzzah!
Did you bring bacon?
I BROUGHT WIN
Ha, not any longer.
win
lose
r
draw
me like one of your french girls
Wearing this...
I want to pound her.
Which 'her'? Leonardo DiCaprio or Kate Winslet?
I like her angry friend in Heavenly Creatures.
Can't say there are many actresses I like, y'know, for extracurricular activities. If I had a choice, it'd be Julianne Nicholson or Pauley Perrette.
win i
win i
MATT DAMON!!!
Not Matt Damon. Ben Affleck.
Not Matt Damon. Ben Affleck.
MATT DAMON!!!???!!!
No. Repeat after me.
Ben...Ben...B.B.B....Ben
A..ffl..eck
Ben Affleck.
B... B... BE...
...
MATT DAMON!!!