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Hit my snooze alarm
For the 27th time
Just don't feel like goin' to work;
I think I'll call my boss then I'm
Gonna hack and cough and wheeze
Swear I've got some strange disease
What's that little twerp gonna say-ay-ay-AY...?
I'M CALLIN' IN SICK TODAY!
Callin' in sick today!!!
I could shine my pennies and clean my lava lamp
I could spend all day in my underwear watchin' Ernest Goes to Camp
I could sit and count my hair
I could burp my Tupperware
I'm not busy now anyway-ay-ay-AY....
I'M CALLIN' IN SICK TODAY!
Callin' in sick today!!!
Ain't goin' to work, no way!
Callin' in sick today!!!
I can do
Anything I want to!
I am invincible now!
I'm on fire, baby!
I'm alive, I'm alive,
Can you hear me world, I'm ALIVE!
Maybe I'll spend all day starin' at the Sun and tryin' not to squint
Maybe I'll make a huge colored tapestry from my bellybutton lint
When I'm sick of takin' abuse
I'll just make up some lame excuse
Freedom is just seven digits away-ay-ay-AY...!
I'M CALLIN' IN SICK TODAY!
Callin' in sick today!!!
Ain't goin' to work, no way!
Callin' in sick today!!!
I got a little kitty and she scratches my socks
All the little kitties gonna poop in a box
She's got big green eyes and a little wet nose
And when I scratch her on the ears she's gonna wiggle her toes
Well I got a little kitty and she's gonna be the death of me
I got a little kitty and she sleeps all day
When the nighttime comes, you know she's ready to play
I wake up in the morning and I see what she broke (everything I care about, basically)
Little baby kitty gonna drive me to smoke
Methamphetamines and crack cocaine
Well I got a little kitty, she's gonna be the death
I got a little kitty, she's gonna be the death
I got a little brown kitty, and she's gonna be the death of me
The Smile Song
My name is Pinkie Pie (hello!)
And I am here to say (how you doing?)
I'm gonna make you smile
And I will brighten up you day
It doesn't matter now (what's up?)
If you are sad or blue (howdy?)
'Cause cheering up my friends
Is just what Pinkie's here to do
'Cause I love to make you smile, smile, smile
Yes, I do
It fills my heart with sunshine all the while
Yes, it does
'Cause all I really need's a smile, smile, smile
From these happy friends of mine
I like to see you grin (awesome!)
I would love to see you beam (rock on!)
The corners of your mouth turned up
Is always Pinkie's dream (hoof bump!)
But if you're kind of worried
And your face has made a frown
I'll work real hard, and do my best
To turn that sad frown upside down
'Cause I love to make you grin, grin, grin
Yes, I do
Bust it out from ear to ear, let it begin
Just give me a joyful grin, grin, grin
And you fill me with good cheer
It's true some days are dark and lonely
And maybe you feel sad
But Pinkie will be there to show you that it isn't that bad
There is one thing that makes me happy
And makes my whole life worthwhile
And that's when I talk to my friends and get them to smile
I really am so happy
Your smile fills me with glee
I give a smile, I get a smile
And that's so special to me
'Cause I love to see you beam, beam, beam
Yes, I do
Tell me, what more can I say to make you see
That I do?
It makes me happy when you beam, beam, beam
Yes, it always makes my day
Come on every pony smile, smile, smile
Fill my heart up with sunshine, sunshine
All I really need's a smile, smile, smile
From these happy friends of mine
Come on every pony smile, smile, smile
Fill my heart up with sunshine, sunshine
All I really need's a smile, smile, smile
From these happy friends of mine
Yes, the perfect gift for me (come on every pony smile, smile, smile, fill my)
Is a smile as wide as a mile (heart up with sunshine, sunshine)
To make me happy as can be (all I really need's a smile, smile, smile, from these happy)
Smile, smile, smile, smile, smile (friends of mine)
Come on and smile
Come on and smile
Songwriters: Daniel Luke Ingram. For non-commercial use only.
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Come one, come all
'Cause we're havin' a ball!
We're just makin' some calls to strangers.
Come on, come on
You can say what you want
And they'll never know if you're
deranged
or
what...
...But it doesn't really matter!
'Cause we'll all be doubled over with laughter
At the expense of another,
Maybe even your mother!
Won't you join the CRANK YANKERS tonight!?
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Think I got a problem
With proportions
Freakin' out 'cause everything feels so damn important
Hit the red alert when it's just a bit of caution
Yeah, I drove myself to exhaustion
But I've been growin'
Call it a five star thriller
Tip-toein'
Over your roof, I'm a killer
Mind-blowin'
Perspective makes it all chiller
I'm growin', I'm growin', I'm growin', ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah
Problems are big, but I'm bigger
I'm a Jurassic killer
Ah, ah, ah, ah
Problems are big, but I'm bigger
I'm a Jurassic killer
And now I'm feelin' so reptilian
Takin' down my issues like they're just civilians
New blockbuster, makin' them millions
Don't really care 'bout their opinions
'Cause I've been growin'
Call it a five star thriller
Tip-toein'
Over your roof, I'm a killer
Mind-blowin'
Perspective makes it all chiller
I'm growin', I'm growin', I'm growin', ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah
Problems are big, but I'm bigger
I'm a Jurassic killer
Ah, ah, ah, ah
Problems are big, but I'm bigger
I'm a Jurassic killer
Big lizard energy
Cold blooded enemy
Not so scared when I'm three hundred twenty feet
Big lizard energy
Cold blooded enemy
Not so scared when I'm three hundred twenty feet
Big lizard energy
Cold blooded enemy
Not so scared when I'm three hundred twenty feet
Big lizard energy
Cold blooded enemy
Not so scared when I'm three hundred twenty feet
Ah, ah, ah, ah
Problems are big, but I'm bigger
I'm a Jurassic killer
Ah, ah, ah, ah
Problems are big, yeah they make me shiver
But I feel brave, I know that I'm bigger
Ah, ah, ah, ah
Problems are b-b-big, but I'm bigger
I'm a J-J-Jurassic k-killer
Ah, ah, ah, ah
Problems are big, but I'm bigger
I'm a Jurassic killer
(Rawr!)
Ellie Dixon - Big Lizard Energy
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They're red, they're white, they're brown
They get that way underground
There can't be much to do
So now they have blue ones too.
We don't care what they look like, we'll eat them
Any way they can fit on our plate
Any way we can conjure to heat them
We're delighted to think they're just great.
PotaTo potaTo potaTo!
Potato Potato Potato Potato!
PoTato poTato poTato!
PotaTo potaTo potaTo!
Sometimes you ditch the skin
To eat what it's holding in
Sometimes you'd rather, please,
Have just the outside with cheese.
They have eyes but they do not have faces
I don't know if their feeling get hurt
By just hanging around in dark places
Where they only can stare at the dirt.
PotaTo potaTo potaTo!
Potato Potato Potato Potato!
PoTato poTato poTato!
PotaTo potaTo potaTo!
I guess the use is scant
For other parts of the plant
But that which grows in view
Is eating potato too.
I imagine them under their acres
Out in Idaho or up in Maine
They'll be wondering if they'll be bakers
Or new, deep-fried, boiled or plain.
PotaTo potaTo potaTo!
Potato Potato Potato Potato!
PoTato poTato poTato!
PotaTo potaTo!
PotaTo potaTo!
PotaTo potaTo potaTo!
Look at the stars
Look how they shine for you
And everything you do
Yeah, they were all yellow
I came along
I wrote a song for you
And all the things you do
And it was called Yellow
So then I took my turn
Oh, what a thing to have done
And it was all yellow
Your skin, oh yeah, your skin and bones
Turn into something beautiful
And you know, you know I love you so
You know I love you so
I swam across
I jumped across for you
Oh, what a thing to do
'Cause you were all yellow
I drew a line
I drew a line for you
Oh, what a thing to do
And it was all yellow
And your skin, oh yeah, your skin and bones
Turn into something beautiful
And you know, for you, I'd bleed myself dry
For you, I'd bleed myself dry
It's true
Look how they shine for you
Look how they shine for you
Look how they shine for
Look how they shine for you
Look how they shine for you
Look how they shine
Look at the stars
Look how they shine for you
And all the things that you do
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Hello Muddah,
Hello Faddah,
Here I am at
Camp Granada
Camp is very
Entertaining
And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining!
I went hiking
With Joe Spivy
He developed
Poison ivy
You remember
Leonard Skinner
He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner!
All the counselors
Hate the waiters
And the lake has
Alligators
And the head coach
Wants no sissies
So he reads to us from something called Ulysses!
Now I don't want
This should scare 'ya
But my bunkmate
Has malaria
You'll remember
Jeffrey Hardy
They're about to organize a searching party!
Taaake me hooome! Oh Muddah, Faddah
Taaake me hooome! I hate Granada
Don't leave me
Out in the forest where
I might
Get eaten by a bear!
Taaake me hooome! I promise I will
Not. Make. Noise!
Or mess the house with other boys
Oh please don't make me stay
I've been here.
One. Whole.
Dearest Faddah,
Darling Muddah,
How's my precious
Little bruddah?
Let me come home
If you miss me
I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me!
Wait a minute
It's stopped hailing
Guys are swimming
Guys are sailing
Playing base-bawl
Gee that's bettah
Muddah,
Faddah,
Kindly disregard this lettah!!!
*groan*...
In the dead of night
A shimmewing wight
Gweam of a bwade
And the Deviw is payed
When the axe comes down
A chiwwing sound
Steew against the head
Another wabbit's dead!
I'm a wabbit-swayer,
A guitar-pwayer,
With a nasty habit:
Hahahahahahahaha!
*groaaaannn*...
I'm a mean mistweater,
A wabbit-feaster,
And I pwedict
A bwoody Easter!
A scuwwying shadow,
And the shadow moves I stab it!
And the night aiw echoes:
Kill the Wabbit!
Kill the Wabbit!
Kill the Wabbit!
Kill the Wabbit!
KILL THE WABBIT!
KILL THE WABBIT!
KILL THE WABBIT!
KILL THE WABBIT!
Whooooahh...!!!
And there won't be anymore waaabbits awooound!
No more Woger Wabbit!
No more Peter Wabbit!
No more Pwayboy Bunny Wabbits!!!
Be vewy vewy careful! *GROOOOAAANN...*
...Cwazy wabbit.
"Sacrilegious" By Marilyn Manson
I'm feeling sacrilegious, put your arms around me
I'll stab you in the back
You'll never see a skeleton Christ
I'll be the one in Bible black
You should have treated your saviors better
With the tombs that you left behind
Do you think that coffins gossip
And all of your ghosts are blind?
Are you here for the resurrection?
How deep did you dig my grave?
Cancel your subscription
You're the one who needs to be saved
Let's get evil, I'm feeling sacrilegious
Let's get evil, I'm feeling sacrilegious
Let's get evil, I'm feeling sacrilegious
Let's get evil, I'm feeling sacrilegious
You can climb to the top of my horns
But make sure that you don't look down
Don't spit in the face of God
When you're trying to wear his crown
Are you here for the resurrection?
How deep did you dig my grave?
Cancel your subscription
You're the one who needs to be saved
Let's get evil, I'm feeling sacrilegious
Let's get evil, I'm feeling sacrilegious
Let's get evil, I'm feeling sacrilegious
Are you here for the resurrection?
How deep did you dig my grave?
Cancel your subscription
You're the one who needs to be saved
You can't kill it until it's born
You can't kill it until it's born
You can't kill it until it's born
You can't kill it until it's born
Let's get evil, I'm feeling sacrilegious
Let's get evil, I'm feeling sacrilegious
Let's get evil, I'm feeling sacrilegious (Coming back)
Let's get evil, I'm feeling sacrilegious (Coming back, baby)
Let's get evil, I'm feeling sacrilegious (Coming back)
Let's get evil, I'm feeling sacrilegious (Coming back, baby)
Let's get evil, I'm feeling sacrilegious (Coming back)
Let's get evil, I'm feeling sacrilegious (Coming back, baby)
(Coming back)
(Coming back, baby)