It's both an outdoor sport and aggravated battery. Get your nine irons kiddies and let the games begin...
Why indeed.
Stress therapy, and I swing like a Sith Lord too.
I thought much the same until Happy Gilmore. Then I found out that you can pretend that Golf is really Hockey. Then I realized it could in fact be a contact sport.
The rest is history.
Oh and I am banned from Miniature golf in five states.
It's both an outdoor sport and aggravated battery. Get your seven irons kiddies and let the games begin...
Fixed. Seven iron is vastly superior.
I thought much the same until Happy Gilmore. Then I found out that you can pretend that Golf is really Hockey. Then I realized it could in fact be a contact sport.
The rest is history.
Oh and I am banned from Miniature golf in five states.
Kudo's, that's pretty funny.
Because there's no better way to destroy a nice walk.
Fun fact about golf (which may in fact be complete and utter drivel): The sand in the bunkers at Dubai's most prestigious golf course is imported.
Golf is the one of greatest ecological disasters ever perpetrated by mankind.
Golf courses in deserts waste millions of gallons of water and deplete aquifers.
Florida has drained over 10,000 acres of swamp land just so a privileged few can play a round of golf.
In countries like Jamaica, South Africa and Mexico have displaced thousands of families so they can build golf course the people displaced will never be able to use.
And that is just a few examples of the harm that golf causes.
Golf is the one thing I fault my Scottish ancestors for. I would understand if it was played with the severed heads of the English but smacking a small white ball around a paddock is about as much fun as watching paint dry.
Why not combine the golf course and the cemetary?
According to some golfers in my orbit, that's what they've done with some of the sand-bunkers at St.Andrews.
And the list of countries where golf is wreaking havoc on the ecology should include Spain as well.
I thought much the same until Happy Gilmore. Then I found out that you can pretend that Golf is really Hockey. Then I realized it could in fact be a contact sport.
The rest is history.
Oh and I am banned from Miniature golf in five states.
Five states? Dang, I'm proud of you.
Why not combine the golf course and the cemetary?
Hmmmm, interesting. We're not talking miniture golf here are we?
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Golf is the one of greatest ecological disasters ever perpetrated by mankind.
Golf courses in deserts waste millions of gallons of water and deplete aquifers.
Florida has drained over 10,000 acres of swamp land just so a privileged few can play a round of golf.
In countries like Jamaica, South Africa and Mexico have displaced thousands of families so they can build golf course the people displaced will never be able to use.And that is just a few examples of the harm that golf causes.
Ha. This thread has taken an interesting turn.