BANNED!

[gran rey de los mono]

Signora di Fortuna is banned for calling me a story.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

gran is banned for being a basement.

[Signore di Fortuna]

Spanky's banned for being an overpriced duplex.

[gran rey de los mono]

Signora di Fortuna is banned because Spanky is clearly a townhouse, not a duplex. You are correct about him being overpriced, however.

[Signore di Fortuna]

Gran is banned for being the last post on the previous page.

[gran rey de los mono]

Signore di Fortuna is banned because I just realized I have been misspelling his name this whole time.

[Signore di Fortuna]

Gran is banned for possibly calling me a girl.

[The Mad Badger]

Signore di Fortuna is banned for being afraid of little girls.

[gran rey de los mono]

The Mad Badger is banned because little girls are terrifying.

[Charles Scholz]

gran is banned for being right.

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[The Mad Badger]

Charles Scholz is banned for helping Monkey King's argument.

[Madclaw]

The Mad Badger is banned for being a lazy lout and not helping.

[Google, Demon Queen of Spiders]

Madclaw is banned for decrying the virtues of laziness.

A sedentary populace is easier to rule...

[Signore di Fortuna]

Google is banned for monopolizing the search engine business.

[DJ-Bogie]

Fortuna is banned for being against Monopoly (a great game) and being for Tuna (a smelly fish).

[Nyan Cat]

DJ-Bogie is banned for being anti-tuna.

[khazan]

Nyan Cat is banned for having such a cuddly little avatar.

[gran rey de los mono]

khazan is banned for looking like he is going to tell me to "Get off the lawn!"

[Signore di Fortuna]

Gran is banned for having no looks. So quizzical.

[gran rey de los mono]

Signore di Fortuna is banned for quizzing me.

[Signore di Fortuna]

Gran is banned for drinking Mt. Dew and playing Call of Duty until 5 am, instead of studying the night before.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Signore di Fortuna is banned for having a Ritz cracker on his head. PSA for everyone else: If you ever have to go to the Ritz cracker planet, bring protective headgear and try to remain in motion at all times.

[Signore di Fortuna]

IHIYC is banned for looking like a 2nd tier Mortal Kombat kharacter.

[gran rey de los mono]

Signore di Fortuna is banned because, to the best of my recollection, I have never played Call of Duty. Also, Mt. Dew? I don't let that p*ss in my apartment, let alone anywhere near my lips.

[zylphryx]

gran rey de los mono is banned because there were 167 new posts since the last time I opened this thread. Keep these folks in line Monkey King ... use your simian royal powers!

[Charles Scholz]

zylphryx is banned for BANNED neglect.

[Signore di Fortuna]

Charles Scholz is banned for having malnourished minions.

[Notsonoble]

Signore di Fortuna is banned to make space for new people.

[DJ-Bogie]

Notsonoble is banned for not being Noble. Someone had to say it, so I guess I will get it out of the way.

[Madclaw]

DJ-Bogie is banned for not laying down any "phat beatz."

[Signore di Fortuna]

Madclaw is banned for buying headphones made by Dr. Dre.

[Dalek Thos]

SIG-NOR-E DI FOR-TU-NA IS BANNED FOR BE-ING OF AN IN-FER-I-OR SPE-CIES AND THUS IN NEED OF EX-TER-MIN-A-TION!

[Signore di Fortuna]

Dalek Thos is banned for inferring my species without asking me out on a date first.

[Clerk Roz]

Signore is BANNED for soliciting romantic arrangements while on the clock.

I'm watching you, Fortuna. Aaaaaaalways waaaatching.

[khazan]

Clerk Roz is banned for his constant vigilance.

[Signore di Fortuna]

Clerk Roz is banned for harassing me at the YMCA. I know it was you! Even the fake mustache couldn't throw me off.

And khazan is banned for being a ninja over 50.

[Cabbage Guy]

Signore is banned for ruining MY CABBAGE CARTS!

And Khazan is retroactively banned for getting Roz's gender wrong =P

[zylphryx]

Cabbage Guy is banned for not being kraut yet.

Now where did I put those caraway seeds?

[Signore di Fortuna]

Zylphryx is banned for not bringing the bratwurst.

[Notsonoble]

Fortuna is banned again for complaining about lack of bratwurst when the lack of steak is obviously more important.

[Signore di Fortuna]

Notsonoble is banned for being a steak-eating elf. Heresy!

[The Mad Badger]

Signore di Fortuna is banned for calling in the Spainish Inquisition on Notsonoble. Like we did not expect it.

[Dr. Strangegnome]

The Mad Badger is banned for shedding fur all over the Comfy Chair after we just had it cleaned.

[The Mad Badger]

Dr. Strangegnome is banned for copy write infridgement.

[Notsonoble]

The Mad Badger is banned for entering the fridge with a mint.

[gran rey de los mono]

Notsonoble is banned because The Mad Badger NEEDS a mint. Have you smelled his breath? Woooo, pungent!

[DJ-Bogie]

Gran is Banned for sniffing badgers! Dude, have some respect for your self, please!

[gran rey de los mono]

DJ-Bogie is banned because anyone with a nose (and most without) can smell the badger whether they want to or not.

[Sasha Nein]

GRDLM is banned for encouraging the sniffing of animals in public. Have some decency, please.

[Charles Scholz]

Sasha is banned for just saying nein.