BANNED!

[Gruumash .]

Irv you are just jealous I got to double ban. You are banned for being green with envy.

[Irv]

It's not from envy, it's from being cheap brass, Gruumash is banned for having his facts un co-ordinated

[Relkor]

Irv is banned for putting a space and a hyphen in uncoordinated.

[Xabulba]

Relkor is banned for being a grammer nazi.

[Electric Monk]

Xabulba is banned for mentioning the war

[Relkor]

Electric Monk is banned...period.

Xalbulba is doubly banned for proving Godwin's Law right.

[Xabulba]

Relkor is banned for bringing up Godwin's law.

[Gruumash .]

Xabulba is banned for ... well because I said so.

[Charles Scholz]

Gruumash is banned for not having a reason to ban Xabulba.

[Gruumash .]

Charles Scholz is banned for questioning my reason for banning Xabulba my reason was because I said so. Don't questions Gruumash's Authority ... ever. ;)

[Charles Scholz]

Gruumas is banned for having an over-inflated sense of self.

[Phred the Dragon Thumper]

Phred the Dragon Thumper is ban ... oh dang it

<vanishes in a puff of smoke accompanied with the smacking sound of the Ban Hammer>

[Irv]

Phred the Dragon Thumper is banned for

a) thumping dragons

b) banning himself

c) insert any number of reasons here

[Geistlinger]

Irv is banned for using multiple choice in the essay section.

[zylphryx]

Geistlinger is banned for believing a single sentence can be an essay.

[Gruumash .]

Zylphryx is banned for having a weak vowel like y be the only vowel in his name.

[Gruumash .]

Oh and Charles Scholz don't think I did not notice your purposeful incorrect spelling of my name.

Your banned.

Didn't think I would send the love back your way did ya?

[Irv]

Gruumash is banned for your, not you're.

[The Jade]

Irv wrote:

Gruumash is banned for your, not you're.

Irv is banned (and recieves a five yard penalty) for unecessary pedantry.

[Relkor]

The Jade is banned for having no jade in his avatar.

[Wrath]

Relkor is banned for not realising the wolves eyes have flecks of jade colouring through them. You need to 10 meg version of the image to see them. BANNED!

[Electric Monk]

Wrath is banned for banning Relkor before I could ban him for having no Elk in his avatar.

[Relkor]

In that case Electric Monk is doubly banned for having neither electricity nor a monk in his avatar. BANNED!!!BANNED!!!

[Xabulba]

Relkor is banned because he is now IT.

[Wrath]

Xabulba is banned for helping destroy the Knights of Nih! with his use of IT

[Gruumash .]

Wrath is banned for not chopping down the largest tree in the forest with ... a herring.

[Charles Scholz]

Gruumash is banned for bringing a herring to a feeding frenzy.

[Gruumash .]

Charles Scholz is banned for foaming at the mouth and being in a frenzy.

[Xabulba]

Green is so last year, banned.

[Gruumash .]

Xabulba is banned for his lack of color.

[Irv]

Gruumash is banned because nobody's doing the play by play so we don't need a color man.

[Relkor]

Irv is banned for not bringing me a shrubbery.

[zylphryx]

Relkor is banned for attempting to revive the Monty Python' Holy Grail theme in the thread.

[Xabulba]

zylphryx is banned because he is not the cooler Orv.

[Gruumash .]

Xabulba is banned because I am cooler than him.

[Charles Scholz]

Gruumash is banned because Ninjas are cooler than pirates.

[Gruumash .]

Charles Scholz is BANNED for the fact he is insane or foolish and is not aware of the hersey he has spoken.

[Irv]

Gruumash is banned because ninjas are cooler than orcs

[Geistlinger]

Irv is banned for stating the obvious.

[Gruumash .]

Geistlinger is banned for being a lemming and following the ninja myth that they are cooler than pirates. Irv is banned because he is just plain mean for starting an ugly rumor that Ninja are somehow cooler than Pirates.

[Charles Scholz]

Irv wrote:

Gruumash is banned because ninjas are cooler than orcs

Gruumash wrote:

Irv is banned because he is just plain mean for starting an ugly rumor that Ninja are somehow cooler than Pirates.

Gruumash is banned for misreading Irv's post.

[zylphryx]

Charles Scholz is banned for his attention to detail.

[Irv]

zylphryx is banned for sounding like the next Astra Zenica product for yet another at worst annoying condition, not a real disease.

[Xabulba]

Irv is banned because I can't put off doing laundry today.

[Charles Scholz]

Xabulba is banned giving me a stinky mental image.

[Irv]

Charles Scholz is banned for having mental images that stink

[zylphryx]

Irv is banned for smelling Charles Scholz's mental images.

[Relkor]

zylphryx is banned for not smelling Charles Scholz's mental images...don't you know it the new biggest thing?

[Puffy the Breakfast Roll]

Relkor wrote:

zylphryx is banned for not smelling Charles Scholz's mental images...don't you know it the new biggest thing?

Relkor is banned for not knowing the new biggest thing is economy-sized breakfast pastries served at breakfast.

[Geistlinger]

Puffy the Breakfast Roll is banned for being an evil Pillsbury Doughboy.