
Ambrosia Slaad |

...and that Heathansson apparently never works... never sleeps... he never does anything but make post after post on this forum. How else can you explain his post count?
Heathy is a Semi-Autonomous Knowbot that escaped the Renrak-, er, Google Labs. The Paizo.com hiccups lately are Heathy.com settling in to his new home. Now that he lives on the messageboard server, he'll be able to post even more frequently.

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The Roy wrote:I learned that good wins over evil and that love conquers all.That is patently not true. "Evil will always triumph, because Good is dumb."
I've also learned that Mr. Fishy rates his own cult...as does Callous Jack...and that Heathansson apparently never works...never sleeps...he never does anything but make post after post on this forum. How else can you explain his post count?
'Mine'ing

Treppa |

The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:I have learned that Smurf's trump all!G'naps trump smurfs. Snarfs trump g'naps. Scrappy Doo is the spawn of Hastur.
How did you not get smurfed?
EDIT: Miss Kitty wasn't smurfed when I first read her post, I swear!! She was her usual lovely self!

Tensor |

Tensor wrote:Whatever happened to the Lady of Pain?
I learned that 'Off-Topic Discussions' is the nexus of the multiverse.
maybe she stepped out for a >walk-around< .

Davi The Eccentric |

The joy that can only coming from posting on the internet. This was my first messageboard, and it certainly wasn't the last.
Also, I hate edition wars in all their forms, I hate edition wars in all their forms, I hate edition wars in all their forms, I hate edition wars in all their forms, I hate edition wars in all their forms, I hate edition wars in all their forms, I hate edition wars in all their forms...

Miss Kitty |

How did you not get smurfed?
EDIT: Miss Kitty wasn't smurfed when I first read her post, I swear!! She was her usual lovely self!
I don't know. I clicked edit to look for hidden chars that might throw off the smurfening, didn't find anything, then accidently clicked OK instead of cancel... and Violin! I was immediately smurfed.

Yasha |

Heathy is a Semi-Autonomous Knowbot that escaped the Renrak-, er, Google Labs. The Paizo.com hiccups lately are Heathy.com settling in to his new home. Now that he lives on the messageboard server, he'll be able to post even more frequently.
That explains a lot about Deu....err...Heathansson. The Warwoof avatar is just to throw us off then...interesting. Well, if he ever changes his avatar to a tree then I'll start really worrying!
It might be the first sign that this server is going Ultraviolet!

Vomit Guy |

I learned....
SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!
Oops. As I was saying, what I've learned is that....
BLAAAAAAARRRRPH!
HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLL!
HOOOOOOOOORRRRRRF!
Sorry about that. Where was I? Oh yeah, I've lear....
SPLUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRCH!
BLEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRGH!
GLUUUUUUUUURRRRRF!
HEEEEEEEEEEAVE!
SPPPPPEEEEEEWWWWW
CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
GUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRG!
AAAAARRRRRRRPH!
ERRRRRRRRPH!

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I also learnt that there are people I will probably never meet who I really enjoy gaming with ... and that there are other people (some of whom I will hopefully never meet) who say they play the same game as me, but I don’t recognise anything they discuss about it.
I learned that I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

Ben Affleck |

I learned that threads about what you learned on the paizo messageboards are seriously broken and should be house-ruled immediately to preserve game balance...
I've learned to kill people that complain about "broken" games with my mind through the interwebz.
*SPLORTCH!*
I have learned that people don't come here to learn anything. They just want to tell someone else they were wrong. I see this all the time.
And you're wrong.

JaceDK |

JaceDK wrote:I learned that threads about what you learned on the paizo messageboards are seriously broken and should be house-ruled immediately to preserve game balance...I've learned to kill people that complain about "broken" games with my mind through the interwebz.
*SPLORTCH!*
ZMOFG....I like DIEDZ....oh, wait...nope. Fine. All good.
Your "Kill-people-with-my-mind-over-teh-interwebz"-ability was clearly broken, and has been appropriately house-ruled. That is all.

JMD031 |

I learned that the following topics will never be agreed upon:
-Psionics
-Epic play
-Fighter vs Wizard
-Anything involving the changes to the Summoner from the play test
-Pie vs Cheesecake
-Roleplaying vs Rollplaying
-the economy
Also, I learned that arguing on the internet is never a good idea.
Duck Season!

Ben Affleck |

Ben Affleck wrote:JaceDK wrote:I learned that threads about what you learned on the paizo messageboards are seriously broken and should be house-ruled immediately to preserve game balance...I've learned to kill people that complain about "broken" games with my mind through the interwebz.
*SPLORTCH!*
ZMOFG....I like DIEDZ....oh, wait...nope. Fine. All good.
Your "Kill-people-with-my-mind-over-teh-interwebz"-ability was clearly broken, and has been appropriately house-ruled. That is all.
Shit. You stealin' the wireless from your neighbor again? Could you go check on him?

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I learned that the following topics will never be agreed upon:
-Psionics
-Epic play
-Fighter vs Wizard
-Anything involving the changes to the Summoner from the play test
-Pie vs Cheesecake
-Roleplaying vs Rollplaying
-the economy
Also;
Holy champions for other alignments
Alignments of Batman, James Bond, etc.
stats for Katanas (better or worse than a Death Star?)
Necromancy is/is not evil
Any classes balance compared to a completely different archetype
Slavery
Prostitution
Neutral clerics of evil dieties
LG Paladins of non-LG Abadar, Irori, Shelyn, etc.