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Tier Fishy!

Grand Lodge

New page!


I learned that nobody likes "Snot Otter". Maybe that's why we're an endangerous'd species.


Snot Otter wrote:
I learned that nobody likes "Snot Otter". Maybe that's why we're an endangerous'd species.

I hadn't realized there were any of your kind left! Snot Otters are a delicacy for Aboleths....we enjoy the mucous membranes most especially!

Writhing in anticipation...

Scarab Sages

I've learned there are all kinds of different mental images for which even brain bleach is no cure.....


Larry Lichman wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
- People will argue over ANYTHING. Including arguing about arguing.
That's not true!
You're not arguing right.

I came here for an argument!

Grand Lodge

Xaaon of Korvosa wrote:


I came here for an argument!

Oh, oh I'm sorry, but this is abuse.


Yasha wrote:
...and that Heathansson apparently never works... never sleeps... he never does anything but make post after post on this forum. How else can you explain his post count?

Heathy is a Semi-Autonomous Knowbot that escaped the Renrak-, er, Google Labs. The Paizo.com hiccups lately are Heathy.com settling in to his new home. Now that he lives on the messageboard server, he'll be able to post even more frequently.

The Exchange

Yasha wrote:
The Roy wrote:
I learned that good wins over evil and that love conquers all.

That is patently not true. "Evil will always triumph, because Good is dumb."

I've also learned that Mr. Fishy rates his own cult...as does Callous Jack...and that Heathansson apparently never works...never sleeps...he never does anything but make post after post on this forum. How else can you explain his post count?

'Mine'ing


I have learned that Smurf's trump all!


The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:
I have learned that Smurf's trump all!

G'naps trump smurfs. Snarfs trump g'naps. Scrappy Doo is the spawn of Hastur.


Miss Kitty wrote:
The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:
I have learned that Smurf's trump all!

G'naps trump smurfs. Snarfs trump g'naps. Scrappy Doo is the spawn of Hastur.

How did you not get smurfed?

EDIT: Miss Kitty wasn't smurfed when I first read her post, I swear!! She was her usual lovely self!


SQUAWK!

Liberty's Edge

I learnt how to love again.

Liberty's Edge

Mothman wrote:
I learnt how to love again.

The rules say that they have to reciprocate! Otherwise it's just a +5 Crush of Smitteness.

Liberty's Edge

I also learnt that there are people I will probably never meet who I really enjoy gaming with ... and that there are other people (some of whom I will hopefully never meet) who say they play the same game as me, but I don’t recognise anything they discuss about it.


They're probably posting in the Civil (ha!) Religious Discussions.

The Exchange

*sodasnot!

Liberty's Edge

Urizen wrote:
They're probably posting in the Civil (ha!) Religious Discussions.

Does the ha preceed religious or follow civil?


Crimson Jester wrote:
*sodasnot!

*squirts soda from his nose*

Like this?

The Exchange

Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
They're probably posting in the Civil (ha!) Religious Discussions.
Does the ha preceed religious or follow civil?

Yes.


Crimson Jester wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
They're probably posting in the Civil (ha!) Religious Discussions.
Does the ha preceed religious or follow civil?
Yes.

+1


I learned that 'Off-Topic Discussions' is the nexus of the multiverse.


I learned Lisa loves Owen more than me :)


Tensor wrote:


I learned that 'Off-Topic Discussions' is the nexus of the multiverse.

or a black hole?

Liberty's Edge

Tensor wrote:


I learned that 'Off-Topic Discussions' is the nexus of the multiverse.

Whatever happened to the Lady of Pain?


Studpuffin wrote:
Tensor wrote:


I learned that 'Off-Topic Discussions' is the nexus of the multiverse.
Whatever happened to the Lady of Pain?

maybe she stepped out for a >walk-around< .


That I have fans.


Studpuffin wrote:
Tensor wrote:


I learned that 'Off-Topic Discussions' is the nexus of the multiverse.
Whatever happened to the Lady of Pain?

4e gave her a massive aneurysm. Essentials pulled the plug on the machine that goes ping.


The joy that can only coming from posting on the internet. This was my first messageboard, and it certainly wasn't the last.

Also, I hate edition wars in all their forms, I hate edition wars in all their forms, I hate edition wars in all their forms, I hate edition wars in all their forms, I hate edition wars in all their forms, I hate edition wars in all their forms, I hate edition wars in all their forms...


Treppa wrote:

How did you not get smurfed?

EDIT: Miss Kitty wasn't smurfed when I first read her post, I swear!! She was her usual lovely self!

I don't know. I clicked edit to look for hidden chars that might throw off the smurfening, didn't find anything, then accidently clicked OK instead of cancel... and Violin! I was immediately smurfed.


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Heathy is a Semi-Autonomous Knowbot that escaped the Renrak-, er, Google Labs. The Paizo.com hiccups lately are Heathy.com settling in to his new home. Now that he lives on the messageboard server, he'll be able to post even more frequently.

That explains a lot about Deu....err...Heathansson. The Warwoof avatar is just to throw us off then...interesting. Well, if he ever changes his avatar to a tree then I'll start really worrying!

Spoiler:
Things do seem rather....too real here...
It might be the first sign that this server is going Ultraviolet!


COOKIES!!!


I learned....

SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!

Oops. As I was saying, what I've learned is that....

BLAAAAAAARRRRPH!

HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLL!

HOOOOOOOOORRRRRRF!

Sorry about that. Where was I? Oh yeah, I've lear....

SPLUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRCH!

BLEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRGH!

GLUUUUUUUUURRRRRF!

HEEEEEEEEEEAVE!

SPPPPPEEEEEEWWWWW

CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

GUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRG!

AAAAARRRRRRRPH!

ERRRRRRRRPH!


Aberzombie wrote:
I've learned there are all kinds of different mental images for which even brain bleach is no cure.....

I learned that too, but on a different board.

Sovereign Court

Mothman wrote:
I also learnt that there are people I will probably never meet who I really enjoy gaming with ... and that there are other people (some of whom I will hopefully never meet) who say they play the same game as me, but I don’t recognise anything they discuss about it.

I learned that I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.


Callous Jack wrote:
I learned that I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

Typical. You always did things half-assed.


Wait! We were supposed to LEARN something?

Will the exam be "open messageboard"?


Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber; Pathfinder Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber

I learned that opinions can be wrong. :)


I learned that you should never tire of telling people they are wrong, because no matter how many people out there will never learn, there may just be one Justin Franklin who will make it all worthwhile. <sniff>

Silver Crusade

I have learned to respect the poodles.


I learned that threads about what you learned on the paizo messageboards are seriously broken and should be house-ruled immediately to preserve game balance...


I have learned that people don't come here to learn anything. They just want to tell someone else they were wrong. I see this all the time.


JaceDK wrote:
I learned that threads about what you learned on the paizo messageboards are seriously broken and should be house-ruled immediately to preserve game balance...

I've learned to kill people that complain about "broken" games with my mind through the interwebz.

*SPLORTCH!*

Obo the all seeing. wrote:
I have learned that people don't come here to learn anything. They just want to tell someone else they were wrong. I see this all the time.

And you're wrong.


Ben Affleck wrote:
JaceDK wrote:
I learned that threads about what you learned on the paizo messageboards are seriously broken and should be house-ruled immediately to preserve game balance...

I've learned to kill people that complain about "broken" games with my mind through the interwebz.

*SPLORTCH!*

ZMOFG....I like DIEDZ....oh, wait...nope. Fine. All good.

Your "Kill-people-with-my-mind-over-teh-interwebz"-ability was clearly broken, and has been appropriately house-ruled. That is all.


I learned that the following topics will never be agreed upon:

-Psionics
-Epic play
-Fighter vs Wizard
-Anything involving the changes to the Summoner from the play test
-Pie vs Cheesecake
-Roleplaying vs Rollplaying
-the economy

Also, I learned that arguing on the internet is never a good idea.

Duck Season!


JaceDK wrote:
Ben Affleck wrote:
JaceDK wrote:
I learned that threads about what you learned on the paizo messageboards are seriously broken and should be house-ruled immediately to preserve game balance...

I've learned to kill people that complain about "broken" games with my mind through the interwebz.

*SPLORTCH!*

ZMOFG....I like DIEDZ....oh, wait...nope. Fine. All good.

Your "Kill-people-with-my-mind-over-teh-interwebz"-ability was clearly broken, and has been appropriately house-ruled. That is all.

Shit. You stealin' the wireless from your neighbor again? Could you go check on him?

Dark Archive

JMD031 wrote:

I learned that the following topics will never be agreed upon:

-Psionics
-Epic play
-Fighter vs Wizard
-Anything involving the changes to the Summoner from the play test
-Pie vs Cheesecake
-Roleplaying vs Rollplaying
-the economy

Also;

Holy champions for other alignments
Alignments of Batman, James Bond, etc.
stats for Katanas (better or worse than a Death Star?)
Necromancy is/is not evil
Any classes balance compared to a completely different archetype
Slavery
Prostitution
Neutral clerics of evil dieties
LG Paladins of non-LG Abadar, Irori, Shelyn, etc.

Sovereign Court

CourtFool wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
I learned that I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
Typical. You always did things half-assed.

That's half the problem.

The Exchange

I got it. I know what I have learned...

answer:

See it is so simple!

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