I am very jealous of Zon-Kuthon because he gets recognized as a god while the other gods always treated me like an oddball. But I will show them! I WILL SHOW THEM ALL!!!!!!
Next poster shall join me in plotting agains AoZK
The trick is making him disbelieve his existance, but you Goddity, will have to make it happen.
The next poster has escaped from a wizard's tower by disbelieving it to be there.
I am the very same giant wizard with a tall pointy hat with moons and stars and rainbows on it. I have had most of the forum posters here in my magical sleeves of imprisonment. Favorite guest: The Fiend Fantastic because he's immune to fire (handy that). We smoked cigars and drank the devils whisky long into the night. Least favorite guest: GoatToucher because for some reason I can't get the smell out of my sleeve.....
The next poster will tell of their time in the "sleeve".
THEY ARE SO SPRINGY!!! BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY
Next poster shall be my lawyer when I sue AoZK for impersonating a god
Come into my "office" and we'll have this sorted out in two shakes (well, maybe a couple dozen).
The next poster will help me handle my briefs.
Of course, as long as its not the Pelican Brief. I totally agree with keeping one's paperwork straight, but I have drama limits.
The next poster wishes TSR would stop messing around, and come out with a new version of D&D that's at least as good as 2nd and 3rd editions...
And i'll even post it on the Corrupt The Wish thread to make sure it comes true.
The next poster shall post on the corrupt the wish thread so that my post will not make it a double post.
That I have. The boon involved killing me. Repeatedly. For being a quantum singularity. I am not very sure it was actually a boon.
The next poster believes it is all a dream.
Yes, I always loved piledriving on the cheeky little f$%#ers ! It makes me feel big !
The next poster comes from ancient Rome.
It was so nice there. They had the best hot tubs that were public and free. And you guys weren't there. Which was AMAZING. Until the temporal accident, which took me too now.
The next poster has also had a temporal accident.
That hot tub time machine worked a little too well. How was I to know that dinosaurs were so susceptible to the common cold? Oh well, at least that asteroid wiped out all evidence of me being there.
The next poster is really a famous person that actually faked their own death to go into hiding and isn't Elvis Presley.
Yeah. The grassier, the better. There was some guy that looked like the prez there, too, only he died when he was shot by four meter tall lizards. Wazzat? Evidence? Well, sure, I got it all on photo. You mean someone should have given that to the police? Hmmm, I guess. I did think he looked an awful lot like the prez... Oh well, I am sure nobody cares anymore.
The next poster cares.
You have photographic evidence of a murder and did not volunteer it to the authorities!!! How could you?! That makes you as guilty as those who perpetrated the vile act!!! Where is your civic responsibility?!
The next poster doesn't understand why no one can find Waldo.
Indeed. Le last time we met, we had such a wonderful time.
Well, -I- certainly had a wonderful time. I can't imagine why he doesn't want to be found...
The next poster -does- understand.
I understand why he doesn't want to be found at least. It's not paranoia if they really are out to get you.
The next poster is gonna getcha.
When you least expect it, but don't worry: it will be -so- much fun.
The next poster can give first-hand testimonial of how much fun it is.
Sniff... Sob... Sniff...
The next poster will comfort using an AWESOME idea!
Sure, the win is treated to a day in a spa, as well as with delicious food during the day.
The next poster knows the proper way to eat sushi.
Aye. It's why I am so odd. Also why I am considered an Official Quantum Singularity. You can blame my elder god ancestry for that.
The next poster doesn't actually exist.
Your resume looks good. But I just don't think you're what we're looking for right now.
The next poster will definitely hire you, then probably sacrifice you to an Elder God.
Don't confuse me with your fancy mathematics!
The next poster faces things worse than math on a daily basis.
Yeah, yo moma, frisky farm hands and GoatToucher.
The next poster is a travel agent in the Inner Sea area and would like tell us all about a time share program in the Eye of Abendago.
Yes I am, and I would like to take a minute to tell you about this great deal. The pit that Rovagug lives in is beautiful this time of year.
The next poster has a time share in the pit of Rovagug and would like to tell us how beautiful it is.
Yes. I am quite fond of my Mighty Golden Fortress in the form of Me.
(Isn't Rovagug more interested in interior corating?)
The next poster has made a surprising architectural discovery about my Mighty Golden Fortress in the form of Me.
Every 2 hours it turns into a sculpture of a random creature in the unverse.
Except GoatToucher, by some universal law he's always excluded from it, justly so.
The next poster was found sleeping on the crown of Lady Liberty.
They lie! It is not a statue representing freedom if I cannot sleep on it without being arrested!
The next poster is trying to sell tinfoil hats.
What? These things are selling quite well.
The next poster has a surprisingly good reason to buy a tinfoil hat.
No, I'm allergic to Tintin. Belgians bring me out in a rash.
The next poster has a favourite Captain Haddock ccurse word they'd like to share
It's easy actually, ust replace some letters with numbers and the sort.
B4tsh1t, f*ck, d4mmit, smoorf
The next poster will type the actual word that is carefully censored as smoorf.
O.o I...I...I'm flabbergasted. You pulled it off totally got it past them. Well I have no choice. I shall recite The Art of War in Klingon as requested. But first, the next poster has a special talent for squirrel wrangling that must be shared with the world.
Yes... It's about people who are -kind of- goons... and they... shive.
In Mexico, apparently.
The next poster with tell us something strange and mystical.