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Celestial Healer wrote:
I dropped an M&M on the floor. I would eat it, except I know it hasn't been vacuumed in at least a year.

Don't let Leafy near it. He will just stick it up your nose.

Clockwork Gnome Publishing

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Allen Taliesin wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Taig made the Flickr blog!
I want a pet badger now.
You know you can actually have a pet fox, don't you? I so want two: Reynard and his wife Kitsune.

I think any new pet would cause John to go into a seizure. Poor guy almost fell over when I told him I nearly added two cats to the family.

RPG Superstar 2012

Naked M&M?

Clockwork Gnome Publishing

taig wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
I dropped an M&M on the floor. I would eat it, except I know it hasn't been vacuumed in at least a year.

Tell that M&M to vacuum the damn floor!

I was just thinking it would be unwise to eat the floor whether or not it had been vacuumed.


Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Allen Taliesin wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Taig made the Flickr blog!
I want a pet badger now.
You know you can actually have a pet fox, don't you? I so want two: Reynard and his wife Kitsune.
You know my birthday is coming up Leafy right? *hint*hint* ;3
Re-ally? There's stuff accumulating on a shelf in my bedroom closet, and I had no idea what it was doing there...
Is it super stuff?

Yes.

Clockwork Gnome Publishing

Allen Taliesin wrote:
taig wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
I dropped an M&M on the floor. I would eat it, except I know it hasn't been vacuumed in at least a year.

Tell that M&M to vacuum the damn floor!

I was just thinking it would be unwise to eat the floor whether or not it had been vacuumed.

Which reminds me...I need to eat something.

RPG Superstar 2012

Allen Taliesin wrote:
taig wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
I dropped an M&M on the floor. I would eat it, except I know it hasn't been vacuumed in at least a year.

Tell that M&M to vacuum the damn floor!

I was just thinking it would be unwise to eat the floor whether or not it had been vacuumed.

What's an ambiguous pronoun or two amongst friends?


Karen and I getting married. ~looks at the photo and winces~ Wow! I need to loose weight! I am glad that Karen and I will be getting a gym membership soon.

Edit - Freehold DM, this link is NOT to Facebook. See, I do sort of like you.


cool

RPG Superstar 2012

Sharoth wrote:

Karen and I getting married. ~looks at the photo and winces~ Wow! I need to loose weight! I am glad that Karen and I will be getting a gym membership soon.

Edit - Freehold DM, this link is NOT to Facebook. See, I do sort of like you.

Why were you sitting down during your own wedding?

Oh...that's not you?

Liberty's Edge

Sharoth wrote:

Karen and I getting married. ~looks at the photo and winces~ Wow! I need to loose weight! I am glad that Karen and I will be getting a gym membership soon.

Edit - Freehold DM, this link is NOT to Facebook. See, I do sort of like you.

Where is the like button?

Congratudragons! *Pats Sharoth on the back*

Lantern Lodge

Sharoth wrote:

Karen and I getting married. ~looks at the photo and winces~ Wow! I need to loose weight! I am glad that Karen and I will be getting a gym membership soon.

Edit - Freehold DM, this link is NOT to Facebook. See, I do sort of like you.

So happy for you!

Paizo Employee Senior Software Developer

Yay shiny dragon!!!! Congrats!

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Studpuffin wrote:
Sharoth wrote:

Karen and I getting married. ~looks at the photo and winces~ Wow! I need to loose weight! I am glad that Karen and I will be getting a gym membership soon.

Edit - Freehold DM, this link is NOT to Facebook. See, I do sort of like you.

Where is the like button?

Congratudragons! *Pats Sharoth on the back*

Say, Studpuffin, why do you have Sharoth's cufflinks?


taig wrote:
Sharoth wrote:

Karen and I getting married. ~looks at the photo and winces~ Wow! I need to loose weight! I am glad that Karen and I will be getting a gym membership soon.

Edit - Freehold DM, this link is NOT to Facebook. See, I do sort of like you.

Why were you sitting down during your own wedding?

Oh...that's not you?

My Mom is sitting. From left to right, Cheri (Karen's Best Friend here in Savannah), Karen, the Judge who married us, Me, and my best friend Mike.

Scarab Sages

Celestial Healer wrote:
I dropped an M&M on the floor. I would eat it, except I know it hasn't been vacuumed in at least a year.

Either you're saying that you'd eat the carpet if it was vacuumed or you are saying that the m&m hasn't been vacuumed in over a year.

How do you vacuum one m&m?

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Sharoth wrote:
taig wrote:
Sharoth wrote:

Karen and I getting married. ~looks at the photo and winces~ Wow! I need to loose weight! I am glad that Karen and I will be getting a gym membership soon.

Edit - Freehold DM, this link is NOT to Facebook. See, I do sort of like you.

Why were you sitting down during your own wedding?

Oh...that's not you?

My Mom is sitting. From left to right, Cheri (Karen's Best Friend here in Savannah), Karen, the Judge who married us, Me, and my best friend Mike.

Cool. Thanks for sharing the picture with (all of) us. :)

Lantern Lodge

taig wrote:

Naked M&M?

Is it the green one?


Thanks everyone. I will post more photos when I get them.

RPG Superstar 2012

Sara Marie wrote:
taig wrote:

Naked M&M?

Is it the green one?

Hubba hubba!

RPG Superstar 2012

Moff Rimmer wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
I dropped an M&M on the floor. I would eat it, except I know it hasn't been vacuumed in at least a year.

Either you're saying that you'd eat the carpet if it was vacuumed or you are saying that the m&m hasn't been vacuumed in over a year.

How do you vacuum one m&m?

Ambiguous pronouns are OK here in FaWTLLand. It's in the Constitution.

Liberty's Edge

taig wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Sharoth wrote:

Karen and I getting married. ~looks at the photo and winces~ Wow! I need to loose weight! I am glad that Karen and I will be getting a gym membership soon.

Edit - Freehold DM, this link is NOT to Facebook. See, I do sort of like you.

Where is the like button?

Congratudragons! *Pats Sharoth on the back*

Say, Studpuffin, why do you have Sharoth's cufflinks?

Those aren't his. They're yours. *Sleight of Hand 1d20 + 20 ⇒ (2) + 20 = 22

RPG Superstar 2012

And I don't even own any!

Scarab Sages

Sharoth wrote:
Thanks everyone. I will post more photos when I get them.

I'll have to take a peek when I get home.

And congratudragons again.


lynora wrote:
Urizen wrote:

Why does the process for college admissions have to be so byzantine and panic attack inducing? Blergh.

Carry on.

I have no idea. I feel for you. I was an absolute mess last year as I was trying to wade through all that paperwork. I don't deal well with red tape. Hope you have an easier time of it.

I went to a session this morning on how to choose your major if you're undecided. Will be spending my time tomorrow going through assessment tests and then try to get with an advisor to sort it out for me.

Their off-campus building is 60 miles round trip, but with only one building to fuss about, I'm half attempted to schedule in-class courses through there to reduce the byzantine mess that is the campus in downtown Columbus. Or online courses.

EDIT: Yes, byzantine is my word of the week.

RPG Superstar 2012

Urizen wrote:
lynora wrote:
Urizen wrote:

Why does the process for college admissions have to be so byzantine and panic attack inducing? Blergh.

Carry on.

I have no idea. I feel for you. I was an absolute mess last year as I was trying to wade through all that paperwork. I don't deal well with red tape. Hope you have an easier time of it.

I went to a session this morning on how to choose your major if you're undecided. Will be spending my time tomorrow going through assessment tests and then try to get with an advisor to sort it out for me.

Their off-campus building is 60 miles round trip, but with only one building to fuss about, I'm half attempted to schedule in-class courses through there to reduce the byzantine mess that is the campus in downtown Columbus. Or online courses.

EDIT: Yes, byzantine is my word of the week.

Computer Science. That's where the money is!

...was...12 years ago.

Silver Crusade

Studpuffin wrote:
Sharoth wrote:

Karen and I getting married. ~looks at the photo and winces~ Wow! I need to loose weight! I am glad that Karen and I will be getting a gym membership soon.

Edit - Freehold DM, this link is NOT to Facebook. See, I do sort of like you.

Where is the like button?

Congratudragons! *Pats Sharoth on the back*

+1


Celestial Healer wrote:
taig wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Yeah...I figured. I was tempted to post something about God protecting you from the West Coast, but sometimes my methods of cheering people are...uh...what's the word?

Vladicu?

We are totally going to start using that as an adjective now, aren't we?

"I was trying to read your post, but it got kind of vladicu at the end."

I support this inclusion into the fawtly lexicon.

Silver Crusade

Moff Rimmer wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
I dropped an M&M on the floor. I would eat it, except I know it hasn't been vacuumed in at least a year.

Either you're saying that you'd eat the carpet if it was vacuumed or you are saying that the m&m hasn't been vacuumed in over a year.

How do you vacuum one m&m?

Very carefully.


Allen Taliesin wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
So it's official since I started dieting in November I am down 30 pounds and down 3 pant sizes.

Congrats!

I'm eating M&Ms, which are having the opposite effect.

Edit: Nekkid chocolage binge for TotP!

pssst....you are nekkid.

Good thing I like them chunky. ;)

There's skinny dipping, and then there's chunky dunking.


Sharoth wrote:
taig wrote:
Sharoth wrote:

Karen and I getting married. ~looks at the photo and winces~ Wow! I need to loose weight! I am glad that Karen and I will be getting a gym membership soon.

Edit - Freehold DM, this link is NOT to Facebook. See, I do sort of like you.

Why were you sitting down during your own wedding?

Oh...that's not you?

My Mom is sitting. From left to right, Cheri (Karen's Best Friend here in Savannah), Karen, the Judge who married us, Me, and my best friend Mike.

Thank you so much for sharing the pic!!! But...why is everyone facing away?


taig wrote:

How'd Ross ban stalking? Paizo restraining orders?

Ban stalking? Really? I'm intrigued.

The Exchange

Celestial Healer wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
taig wrote:

...wrote of a great evil.

X_X
I know. None of us want to relive Christina Aguilera's rendition of the Star Spangled Banner.

You listened to her sing. I just watched.

The Exchange

Studpuffin wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
taig wrote:

...wrote of a great evil.

X_X
I know. None of us want to relive Christina Aguilera's rendition of the Star Spangled Banner.
Personally, I was thinking of the Black Eyed Peas. >_<

I have heard that it is something everyone agrees on. I just want someone to muzzle that dog.


14 Couples get married on Valentine's Day at the Davenport House. Karen and I were one of those couples.

The Exchange

Urizen wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
taig wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Yeah...I figured. I was tempted to post something about God protecting you from the West Coast, but sometimes my methods of cheering people are...uh...what's the word?

Vladicu?

We are totally going to start using that as an adjective now, aren't we?

"I was trying to read your post, but it got kind of vladicu at the end."

I support this inclusion into the fawtly lexicon.

seconded!


Freehold DM wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
taig wrote:
Sharoth wrote:

Karen and I getting married. ~looks at the photo and winces~ Wow! I need to loose weight! I am glad that Karen and I will be getting a gym membership soon.

Edit - Freehold DM, this link is NOT to Facebook. See, I do sort of like you.

Why were you sitting down during your own wedding?

Oh...that's not you?

My Mom is sitting. From left to right, Cheri (Karen's Best Friend here in Savannah), Karen, the Judge who married us, Me, and my best friend Mike.
Thank you so much for sharing the pic!!! But...why is everyone facing away?

~shrugs~ We are facing the Judge. The photographer took other pictures as did my friend, but that is the first one that I could get.


Celestial Healer wrote:
I dropped an M&M on the floor. I would eat it, except I know it hasn't been vacuumed in at least a year.

What does happen when you eat a Mutant & Mastermind anyway?


taig wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
taig wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
taig wrote:

That scene from The Thing freaked me out.

Maybe Freehold is really Kurt Russel trying to prevent The Thing from taking over...

Edit: He wishes for snow too, just like in Antarctica... (except that it is a desert by definition.)

I could see Kurt Russell playing Freehold in the Freehold DM movie.

I think my wife could get behind this. So long as it's not Nicolas Cage. Because when my wife saw the previews for Drive Angry, she thought it was a parody or joke or something.

I wouldn't wish Nicolas Cage on anyone, even Urizen.

To this day, I don't know how he got an Academy Award. There are times when Kevin Costner can take him out to the woodshed and that isn't saying much.


Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
I dropped an M&M on the floor. I would eat it, except I know it hasn't been vacuumed in at least a year.
Don't let Leafy near it. He will just stick it up your nose.

I just coughed on a M&M as I read this.

{spits it out}

It's a green one. Peanut.

What does this mean?

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?????


Allen Taliesin wrote:
Allen Taliesin wrote:
taig wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
I dropped an M&M on the floor. I would eat it, except I know it hasn't been vacuumed in at least a year.

Tell that M&M to vacuum the damn floor!

I was just thinking it would be unwise to eat the floor whether or not it had been vacuumed.
Which reminds me...I need to eat something.

Just down the street ... you can shove 5 Guys into your mouth.

What?


Sharoth wrote:

Karen and I getting married. ~looks at the photo and winces~ Wow! I need to loose weight! I am glad that Karen and I will be getting a gym membership soon.

Edit - Freehold DM, this link is NOT to Facebook. See, I do sort of like you.

Are there any more photos? And where's your ascot?


taig wrote:
Urizen wrote:
lynora wrote:
Urizen wrote:

Why does the process for college admissions have to be so byzantine and panic attack inducing? Blergh.

Carry on.

I have no idea. I feel for you. I was an absolute mess last year as I was trying to wade through all that paperwork. I don't deal well with red tape. Hope you have an easier time of it.

I went to a session this morning on how to choose your major if you're undecided. Will be spending my time tomorrow going through assessment tests and then try to get with an advisor to sort it out for me.

Their off-campus building is 60 miles round trip, but with only one building to fuss about, I'm half attempted to schedule in-class courses through there to reduce the byzantine mess that is the campus in downtown Columbus. Or online courses.

EDIT: Yes, byzantine is my word of the week.

Computer Science. That's where the money is!

...was...12 years ago.

Don't depress me.

They did provide a sheet on career / jobs that will be in demand in the area within the next six years, though.

I'm going out for Cybermessiah XXXIV.

RPG Superstar 2012

Spoiler:
Cognitive dissonance (or willful misrepresentation) is fascinating.

Ancient Sensei wrote:

As what I hope is my last post in this thread, I'll coment on the fascinating last few comments.

Sebastian made the comment that there's no evidence of mass conversions in the early church. My very specific response was 'the shift from kill the Christians to Holy Roman Empire wasn't a clue?', and his retort was "I don't want to talk to you about this. Your point is unrelated and incoherent."

He also says I didn't respond to Samnell. Weird. Samnell said Christ failed as a Messiah because he didn't come back with this huge kingdom yet. I said that wasn't what Messiah came for. Samnell ignored that and provided verses saying Jesus promised he was coming back within a specific time frame. I explained, with context, that Christ never said those things. He referred to an earthly church doing God's work on a number of occasions. He referred to his mission as being crucified. He said "It is finished" when the work was completed. He made the statement "Not even I know when I am supposed to return".

I might have missed it, but I didn't see a single post where Samnell responded to these things. I saw him say "just cause you don't like what your Bible says doesn't mean you can jsut make stuff up. He used the word liar. He called me intellectually dishonest. But then the posts become about how I am dismissive and closeminded. For defending my faith while being called a liar? Guess it's time to walk away in bewilderment. I thought I was providing the exact evidence from the Bible to demonstrate Samnell's use of scripture didn't support his case.

So I get that some folks won't agree, but I walk away not understanding how one guy with the specific arguments, who even grants he'd like to study one guy's perspective more, is the close minded one. The whole thing just makes me sad. I give up, having been called a liar and told the most important figure in history was a failure, by someone who didn't respond to me and doesn't understand the verses he quotd to make his case. It sucks.

It's interesting how he cherry picks the points made by people to bolster his feelings of persecution. If you look at what Sebastian said, and what he said Sebastian said for example, it's interesting that he completely ignores the point about mis-characterizing what Sebastian said earlier.

I'm in turn fascinated by how this works.


Urizen wrote:
Sharoth wrote:

Karen and I getting married. ~looks at the photo and winces~ Wow! I need to loose weight! I am glad that Karen and I will be getting a gym membership soon.

Edit - Freehold DM, this link is NOT to Facebook. See, I do sort of like you.

Are there any more photos? And where's your ascot?

More photos will be uploaded in the next few days. My friend needs to put them on a CD for us.


Freehold DM wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
taig wrote:
Sharoth wrote:

Karen and I getting married. ~looks at the photo and winces~ Wow! I need to loose weight! I am glad that Karen and I will be getting a gym membership soon.

Edit - Freehold DM, this link is NOT to Facebook. See, I do sort of like you.

Why were you sitting down during your own wedding?

Oh...that's not you?

My Mom is sitting. From left to right, Cheri (Karen's Best Friend here in Savannah), Karen, the Judge who married us, Me, and my best friend Mike.
Thank you so much for sharing the pic!!! But...why is everyone facing away?

The photographer farted?


Sharoth wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Sharoth wrote:

Karen and I getting married. ~looks at the photo and winces~ Wow! I need to loose weight! I am glad that Karen and I will be getting a gym membership soon.

Edit - Freehold DM, this link is NOT to Facebook. See, I do sort of like you.

Are there any more photos? And where's your ascot?
More photos will be uploaded in the next few days. My friend needs to put them on a CD for us.

But what about your ascot? Your dapper self demands the usage of a pristine ascot! And a tophat. And a cane. And a monocle. And a pocketwatch.

RPG Superstar 2012

Urizen wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Sharoth wrote:

Karen and I getting married. ~looks at the photo and winces~ Wow! I need to loose weight! I am glad that Karen and I will be getting a gym membership soon.

Edit - Freehold DM, this link is NOT to Facebook. See, I do sort of like you.

Are there any more photos? And where's your ascot?
More photos will be uploaded in the next few days. My friend needs to put them on a CD for us.
But what about your ascot? Your dapper self demands the usage of a pristine ascot! And a tophat. And a cane. And a monocle. And a pocketwatch.

All in Ivory.

Dark Archive

Freehold DM wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
<---- Is 26 and used to own 8-tracks and an 8-track player.
Clearly you didn't get the e-mail that noone is allowed to be younger than me.
I`m still 27 :P
adds Studpuffin, Jeremy Mcgillan to youthful enemies list
Sorry I didn`t get the email, since I don`t check my email all that much, you should have sent it as a facebook message. I would have gotten a facebook message almost immediately.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!

I still don`t know why your so upset about it. You have a facebook page I`ve seen, heck I`ve posted on it :)

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

I'll be back later. I need to get some scribblings done for deadlines. :)

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