FAWTLhouse Five

[Aberzombie]

Nekkid birthing class for TotP

[Wolfthulhu]

Aberzombie wrote:

Nekkid birthing class for TotP

Isn't that how it's usually done?

[Moorluck]

Wolfthulhu wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Nekkid birthing class for TotP

Isn't that how it's usually done?

I thought it was, but then the midwife told me I had to put my clothes back on or leave the room. :/

[Emperor7]

Mac Boyce wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

~Shambles through thread on his way to the fridge for a morning Mt Dew.~

*grumble*Mornin'*grumble*

Oh good.... I see they didn't make you squeal like a pig.

No one MAKES him squeal. He does that on his own. ;)

[Emperor7]

lynora wrote:

Also the FAWTL Christmas songs thread totally rocks. :)

Then be sure to check out Stumpy linky

[Aberzombie]

Moorluck wrote:

Wolfthulhu wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Nekkid birthing class for TotP

Isn't that how it's usually done?

I thought it was, but then the midwife told me I had to put my clothes back on or leave the room. :/

makes mental note on what not to do in the delivery room

[Crimson Jester]

Woodraven wrote:

part 3

I honestly do not recall this from being a child and have threatened my wife with being forced to watch this.

Her Most Desperate Hour: Carrie Fisher Discusses ‘The Star Wars Holiday Special’
By LISA TOZZI

As you may recall, whenever we here at ArtsBeat talk about “The Star Wars Holiday Special” we get all tingly in our midi-chlorians. Not surprisingly, George Lucas and the rest of the cast of “Star Wars” would prefer to toss the special into the Sarlacc Pit. Or to the Rancor monster. Or into the Death Star’s reactor shaft. You get the picture.

But at a TimesTalk event Sunday night, Carrie Fisher, who can be seen on Broadway in her one-woman show, “Wishful Drinking,” until Jan. 17, told our own David Carr that she owns one of the few copies of the special that Mr. Lucas has allowed out of his possession. “I did the voiceover for some of the Star Wars discs or whatever and I made it a condition that he would give me the Star Wars Christmas special so that I could, you know, have something for parties … when I wanted everyone to leave.”

[Crimson Jester]

Star wars TV Tropes

[Jess Door]

whenever I hear something about "the Kardashians" I think of these guys.

Not enough pop culture, too much sci fi? Or am I better off this way?

[Crimson Jester]

Jess Door wrote:

whenever I hear something about "the Kardashians" I think of these guys.

Not enough pop culture, too much sci fi? Or am I better off this way?

Yes and Hell Yes.

[Jess Door]

Oh! And Lunar Eclipse FTW!!!

[Crimson Jester]

Jess Door wrote:

Oh! And Lunar Eclipse FTW!!!

WTF?

[Jess Door]

Crimson Jester wrote:

Jess Door wrote:

Oh! And Lunar Eclipse FTW!!!

WTF?

...i like eclipses...

[Wolfthulhu]

Moorluck wrote:

Wolfthulhu wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Nekkid birthing class for TotP

Isn't that how it's usually done?

I thought it was, but then the midwife told me I had to put my clothes back on or leave the room. :/

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

[Wolfthulhu]

Jess Door wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Jess Door wrote:

Oh! And Lunar Eclipse FTW!!!

WTF?

...i like eclipses...

They're cool. However...

[Mysterious Cultist]

Wolfthulhu wrote:

Jess Door wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Jess Door wrote:

Oh! And Lunar Eclipse FTW!!!

WTF?

...i like eclipses...

They're cool. However...

a total lunar eclipse during the winter solstice? I believe it is a sign. The Great Ones return...

Ia!

[Jess Door]

Hmph. Well, I've never watched one, and I'm going to watch this one. It starts at 12:30 central time, which is reasonable to at least see the full eclipse.

[Paris Crenshaw]

Okay...so I just did a search on Google to start reading about what to tell my Sailors about today's Senate vote. I'm not sure how to interpret the results that Google returned.

I had to take a screen shot.

[Bob Sothoth]

Mysterious Cultist wrote:

Wolfthulhu wrote:

Jess Door wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Jess Door wrote:

Oh! And Lunar Eclipse FTW!!!

WTF?

...i like eclipses...

They're cool. However...

a total lunar eclipse during the winter solstice? I believe it is a sign. The Great Ones return...

Ia!

Y'AI'NG'NGAH

YOG-SOTHOTH
H'EE-L'GEB
F'AI TRHODOG
UAAAAH

[Paris Crenshaw]

Bob Sothoth wrote:

Mysterious Cultist wrote:

Wolfthulhu wrote:

Jess Door wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Jess Door wrote:

Oh! And Lunar Eclipse FTW!!!

WTF?

...i like eclipses...

They're cool. However...

a total lunar eclipse during the winter solstice? I believe it is a sign. The Great Ones return...

Ia!

Y'AI'NG'NGAH

YOG-SOTHOTH
H'EE-L'GEB
F'AI TRHODOG
UAAAAH

Gesundheit! Do you need a tissue?

[Bob Sothoth]

Paris Crenshaw wrote:

Bob Sothoth wrote:

Mysterious Cultist wrote:

Wolfthulhu wrote:

Jess Door wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Jess Door wrote:

Oh! And Lunar Eclipse FTW!!!

WTF?

...i like eclipses...

They're cool. However...

a total lunar eclipse during the winter solstice? I believe it is a sign. The Great Ones return...

Ia!

Y'AI'NG'NGAH

YOG-SOTHOTH
H'EE-L'GEB
F'AI TRHODOG
UAAAAH

Gesundheit! Do you need a tissue?

Actually, yes! But only if it's Kleenex. For some reason Puffs makes me break out in a rash.

[Paris Crenshaw]

Bob Sothoth wrote:

Paris Crenshaw wrote:

Bob Sothoth wrote:

Mysterious Cultist wrote:

Wolfthulhu wrote:

Jess Door wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Jess Door wrote:

Oh! And Lunar Eclipse FTW!!!

WTF?

...i like eclipses...

They're cool. However...

a total lunar eclipse during the winter solstice? I believe it is a sign. The Great Ones return...

Ia!

Y'AI'NG'NGAH

YOG-SOTHOTH
H'EE-L'GEB
F'AI TRHODOG
UAAAAH

Gesundheit! Do you need a tissue?

Actually, yes! But only if it's Kleenex. For some reason Puffs makes me break out in a rash.

Hands over a Kleenex, while making mental note about known weaknesses of the entity known as Bob Sothoth...and attempting to the loss of Sanity in the process.

[Bob Sothoth]

Mmmmm....sanity. Tastes like chicken.

[Aberzombie]

By the by, in the birthing class today, I got to use "it rubs the lotion on its skin". Dude next to me started cracking up. Later he returned the favor with "stay on target" during talks about coaches encouraging the mother during labor.

[Freehold DM's Clone Emporium]

Moorluck wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Cloned Moorlucks, now ALL the hot chicks will be taken.

Nekkid Moorluck clones abusing their magical beast?

O_o

PHOONT

Man. Looks like the Moorluck harvest is good this year...

[Freehold DM's Clone Emporium]

Moorluck wrote:

Paris Crenshaw wrote:

dialing

"Hello? Magical Beast Abuse Hotline? Yes. I need your help. My griffon is curled up in the corner crying, and he won't tell me what's wrong."

I swear, that griffon came on to us!!

PHOONT

Man, that's a lot of Moorlucks. Good thing I took advice from those Clone Solnes on Moorluck harvesting.

[Freehold DM's Clone Emporium]

Moorluck wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Moorluck Quintuplets wrote:

Nekkid Moorluck clones abusing their magical beast?

O_o

That'sa lotta Moorluck clones! I hope someone remembered to program them with Order 66 against trolls.

66? We got implanted with Order 69.

PHOONT PHOONT PHOONT

Yeesh! This is going to affect the market value of Clone Moorlucks! Was this Clone Solnes' plan all along???!?!?!??!

[Freehold DM]

Crimson Jester wrote:

Star wars TV Tropes

God, I hate TV Tropes.

[Celestial Healer]

Hey, Mairk - I took a wine tip from you. We went out to dinner for my partner's mother's birthday, and I was looking at the wines, and they had an unoaked chardonnay, and I thought, "Leafy said that's good." It was!

Also, I had a crab legs, and they offered to take them out of the shells for me. This is truly a monumental development in culinary culture.

[Celestial Healer]

Freehold DM wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Star wars TV Tropes

God, I hate TV Tropes.

I hate the word trope.

[Aberzombie]

Celestial Healer wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Star wars TV Tropes

God, I hate TV Tropes.

I hate the word trope.

Trope

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[Aberzombie]

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[Celestial Healer]

Aberzombie wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Star wars TV Tropes

God, I hate TV Tropes.

I hate the word trope.

Trope

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*turns undead*

[Aberzombie]

Trope.

[Aberzombie]

Celestial Healer wrote:

*turns undead*

tropes undead?

Naaahhh, that just sounds dirty......

[Mac Boyce]

Aberzombie wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

*turns undead*

tropes undead?

Naaahhh, that just sounds dirty......

Or something you pay for in Taiwan...

[Aberzombie]

Mac Boyce wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

*turns undead*

tropes undead?

Naaahhh, that just sounds dirty......

Or something you pay for in Taiwan...

Oh, I wouldn't know about that...

whistles

[Celestial Healer]

Mac Boyce wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

*turns undead*

tropes undead?

Naaahhh, that just sounds dirty......

Or something you pay for in Taiwan...

I thought you looked familiar.

...

I mean... I was never even in that men's room.

[Celestial Healer]

Who was it? Ross or Gary? One of you gave Justin Franklin and I our souls back. They closed the smurfing loophole! I don't know if I should be saddened, or glad that I have a soul again.

[The Thing from Beyond the Edge]

Paizo is practicing the art of giving this Christmas Season...giving souls back to people.

That makes me think, my campaign occurring in the echoes of the elder spirit vs great souls war is still a roaring success.

Of course, that might have had something to do with the cheddar jalapeno wraps, too. :P

[The Thing from Beyond the Edge]

...and with that, good night.

[Emperor7]

I think we need a Smurf Christmas Carol. Oh well, tomorrow's to do list.

[Emperor7]

The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:

...and with that, good night.

Nite

[Paris Crenshaw]

"Angry Birds" must have crack programmed into it, somehow. My iPhone is practically fused to my hand, lately.

[lynora]

Emperor7 wrote:

lynora wrote:

Also the FAWTL Christmas songs thread totally rocks. :)

Then be sure to check out Stumpy linky

Nice :D

[Woodraven]

tried a caribou lou tonight, man what a drink.

[Justin Franklin]

So Jude actually watched Star Wars up to Mos Eisley. Laughing and happy the whole time. It was supposed to be a joke for his mom.

[Moorluck]

Justin Franklin wrote:

So Jude actually watched Star Wars up to Mos Eisley. Laughing and happy the whole time. It was supposed to be a joke for his mom.

Never joke about Star Wars, every time you do Justin Bieber sings another song.

Did I mention how much I detest that little girl?

[Moorluck]

When Paris Crenshaw drinks milk his bones don't get stronger, the milk does.

[Moorluck]

However, The LPM is so cool he can drink boiling water and piss ice cubes.