Nakkid snotty peanut M&Ms for the top of page?
Nakkid snotty peanut M&Ms for the top of page?
I was thinking the same thing .... too much of a 'juicy one' for my tastes, though. :P
My favorite "let's screw up some children" story was my grandfather. When she was about 5 years old, my sister asked him (over an Easter dinner) where leg of lamb comes from. He told her that somewhere out there is a lamb hobbling around on 3 legs. She cried all evening.We are aware he is an evil person, so you might as well enlighten us on what an evil parent he was. ;)You should hear about me and the peanut M&M when I was little. Ya'll are all unaware of what a evil parent Leafy is.At least its not milk. Or pixie sticks.Sara Marie? Who's that?You are trying to make me shoot Mt Dew out my nose aren't you?Or a whole peanut I did that once.
He stuck a peanut M&M up my nose when I was young and it was stuck for about 10mins. It hurt and I cried alot. He laughed. :(
Hes great at scarring wittle childern.
Awe thats terrible! Q.Q
Nakkid snotty peanut M&Ms for the top of page?
Are you SURE it was a peanut m&m and not some other chocolately peanutty treat? Because those things are big. I'm tempted to see if I can fit one in my nose right now. Or at least after work.
Nakkid snotty peanut M&Ms for the top of page?Are you SURE it was a peanut m&m and not some other chocolately peanutty treat? Because those things are big. I'm tempted to see if I can fit one in my nose right now. Or at least after work.
We have 'em here.
Red in the left, Green in the night. Festive.
It can be done.
*blows nose*
Ooops! Sorry, kitty!
Nakkid snotty peanut M&Ms for the top of page?Are you SURE it was a peanut m&m and not some other chocolately peanutty treat? Because those things are big. I'm tempted to see if I can fit one in my nose right now. Or at least after work.
I am pretty sure cause I wouldn't even eat em for awhile, they are my favorite now.
Guinea pigs leave M&M-like things all over the place.Nakkid snotty peanut M&Ms for the top of page?Are you SURE it was a peanut m&m and not some other chocolately peanutty treat? Because those things are big. I'm tempted to see if I can fit one in my nose right now. Or at least after work.
My grandpa always told me not to eat the tootsie rolls that were left in my sand box by the neighborhood cats. A wise man. ;3
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My grandpa always told me not to eat the tootsie rolls that were left in my sand box by the neighborhood cats. A wise man. ;3Guinea pigs leave M&M-like things all over the place.Nakkid snotty peanut M&Ms for the top of page?Are you SURE it was a peanut m&m and not some other chocolately peanutty treat? Because those things are big. I'm tempted to see if I can fit one in my nose right now. Or at least after work.
Those damned cats only leave Carob! It's not real chocolate. >:(
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Quick story about m&ms...
For some reason we were doing a lesson on distribution and everyone got a packet of m&ms and we had to count each color, etc. Well, this was right at the time of the "new" blue m&ms. Afterward we were able to eat the candies and a couple of girls said "The blue ones taste so much better than the others."
Maybe my tastebuds are not as sophisticated as a blonde girl's.
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Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012
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It's true, I do have speak with dead memorized today. But my crystal ball isn't working.Truth be told, Sara doesn't take calls from zombies. Nothing personal.But what about Liz? She's their gninja minion, isn't she? I thought she liked me....
*sniff*
Liz did right by me recently. She made it very easy to give Paizo extra money. :)
Quick story about m&ms...
** spoiler omitted **
That last sentence is just you baiting Urizen, isn't it?
Quick story about m&ms...
** spoiler omitted **
She lies! The greens ones are where it's at! ;D
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Liz did right by me recently. She made it very easy to give Paizo extra money. :)It's true, I do have speak with dead memorized today. But my crystal ball isn't working.Truth be told, Sara doesn't take calls from zombies. Nothing personal.But what about Liz? She's their gninja minion, isn't she? I thought she liked me....
*sniff*
Yeah, she followed the above post with a do-right, as well. I tell you PAIZO PEOPLE - She's a keeper!!! And you should give here a raise! And she in no way paid me to say that.
That last sentence is just you baiting Urizen, isn't it?Quick story about m&ms...
** spoiler omitted **
C'mon, surely there are others that are worse offenders than myself. I mean, why am I synonymous with such puerile commentary that contains sexual innuendos?
JitB tacos rule! Nom nom nom!
Are birds immune to e coli?
I kid JitB...
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That last sentence is just you baiting Urizen, isn't it?Quick story about m&ms...
** spoiler omitted **
C'mon, surely there are others that are worse offenders than myself. I mean, why am I synonymous with such puerile commentary that contains sexual innuendos?
Uh, Moorluck isn't around?
Liz did right by me recently. She made it very easy to give Paizo extra money. :)It's true, I do have speak with dead memorized today. But my crystal ball isn't working.Truth be told, Sara doesn't take calls from zombies. Nothing personal.But what about Liz? She's their gninja minion, isn't she? I thought she liked me....
*sniff*
Does she send pictures in the package of her showing off her cookies?
Uh, Moorluck isn't around?That last sentence is just you baiting Urizen, isn't it?Quick story about m&ms...
** spoiler omitted **
C'mon, surely there are others that are worse offenders than myself. I mean, why am I synonymous with such puerile commentary that contains sexual innuendos?
Did he pull the "I'm back" and then disappeared on us again routine?
It's those video games! He needs a twelve step! =)
Taig. I couldn't resist. You master baiter, you.
Taig. I couldn't resist. You master baiter, you.
Thanks. :)
You should hear about me and the peanut M&M when I was little. Ya'll are all unaware of what a evil parent Leafy is.At least its not milk. Or pixie sticks.Sara Marie? Who's that?You are trying to make me shoot Mt Dew out my nose aren't you?Or a whole peanut I did that once.
WATCHYOOTALKINBOUT, Fruit of My Loom™?
Studly: Brilliant. It amazes me that we have not had a FAWTLy News Network thread yet!
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WATCHYOOTALKINBOUT, Fruit of My Loom™?You should hear about me and the peanut M&M when I was little. Ya'll are all unaware of what a evil parent Leafy is.At least its not milk. Or pixie sticks.Sara Marie? Who's that?You are trying to make me shoot Mt Dew out my nose aren't you?Or a whole peanut I did that once.
Wait!! Your telling me you wove your daughter into existence? Damn it my dad lied to me. He said kids came from parents having sex!!!!!
Mairk was a spinster. It was fated.
*Headsmack*
Minor intellectual rant: I'm sick of people getting the excluded middle wrong. It's not just an apparent contradiction or paradox. It's not just being more complicated or subtle. You CANNOT predicate two mutually exclusive predicates of the same object in the same way. It's impossible. That's why the word "impossible" has meaning. Dumbass.Explain?
I had to look it up.
I hate it when I have not a double, but more like a triple entendre, and this is how I'm repaid.
Consumer Warning: The miniature Crown Royal backs do not draw tight enough to hold dice. You have been warned.
I hate it when I have not a double, but more like a triple entendre, and this is how I'm repaid.
You have to tread lightly when I'm around for a visit. Kind of like that dysfunctional family member over for Christmas.
Consumer Warning: The miniature Crown Royal backs do not draw tight enough to hold dice. You have been warned.
Now you tell me. Especially when my Crown Royal bag currently has this dice in its arsenal.
Minor intellectual rant: I'm sick of people getting the excluded middle wrong. It's not just an apparent contradiction or paradox. It's not just being more complicated or subtle. You CANNOT predicate two mutually exclusive predicates of the same object in the same way. It's impossible. That's why the word "impossible" has meaning. Dumbass.Explain?I had to look it up.
My head hurts more now.
Consumer Warning: The miniature Crown Royal backs do not draw tight enough to hold dice. You have been warned.Now you tell me. Especially when my Crown Royal bag currently has this dice in its arsenal.
SWEEEET!
Diane's Crown bag does fine.
Minor intellectual rant: I'm sick of people getting the excluded middle wrong. It's not just an apparent contradiction or paradox. It's not just being more complicated or subtle. You CANNOT predicate two mutually exclusive predicates of the same object in the same way. It's impossible. That's why the word "impossible" has meaning. Dumbass.Explain?I had to look it up.
Damnit. Wikipedia is obviously in collusion with Wikileaks. I mean, you can't trust anything with 'wiki-' in front of it. Bunch of non-sovereign terrorists.
Can I interest you in a tin-foil hat? Latest in the line of minarchist gear. Act now and I'll throw in a free monkey wrapped in plastic.
Consumer Warning: The miniature Crown Royal backs do not draw tight enough to hold dice. You have been warned.Now you tell me. Especially when my Crown Royal bag currently has this dice in its arsenal.SWEEEET!
Diane's Crown bag does fine.
It is impressive! I just wonder how to get to the battery when it finally dies. I don't want to spend another $9.99 + s/h.
Consumer Warning: The miniature Crown Royal backs do not draw tight enough to hold dice. You have been warned.Now you tell me. Especially when my Crown Royal bag currently has this dice in its arsenal.
It might, just might, hold oversized dice okay, but I don't have any set to test in it.
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Minor intellectual rant: I'm sick of people getting the excluded middle wrong. It's not just an apparent contradiction or paradox. It's not just being more complicated or subtle. You CANNOT predicate two mutually exclusive predicates of the same object in the same way. It's impossible. That's why the word "impossible" has meaning. Dumbass.
What the hell happened?
Diane's Crown bag does fine.
Huh?
Minor intellectual rant: I'm sick of people getting the excluded middle wrong. It's not just an apparent contradiction or paradox. It's not just being more complicated or subtle. You CANNOT predicate two mutually exclusive predicates of the same object in the same way. It's impossible. That's why the word "impossible" has meaning. Dumbass.What the hell happened?
Nothing in particular. It's just a common mistake, and its getting ever more common as confused notions of "nondualism" permeate our culture.
Minor intellectual rant: I'm sick of people getting the excluded middle wrong. It's not just an apparent contradiction or paradox. It's not just being more complicated or subtle. You CANNOT predicate two mutually exclusive predicates of the same object in the same way. It's impossible. That's why the word "impossible" has meaning. Dumbass.Explain?I had to look it up.
Damnit. Wikipedia is obviously in collusion with Wikileaks. I mean, you can't trust anything with 'wiki-' in front of it. Bunch of non-sovereign terrorists.
Can I interest you in a tin-foil hat? Latest in the line of minarchist gear. Act now and I'll throw in a free monkey wrapped in plastic.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
It might, just might, hold oversized dice okay, but I don't have any set to test in it.Consumer Warning: The miniature Crown Royal backs do not draw tight enough to hold dice. You have been warned.Now you tell me. Especially when my Crown Royal bag currently has this dice in its arsenal.
I have five additional empty Crown Royal bags. Feel free to mail me some dice and I'll be glad to run a controlled experiment.
Nothing in particular. It's just a common mistake, and its getting ever more common as confused notions of "nondualism" permeate our culture.Minor intellectual rant: I'm sick of people getting the excluded middle wrong. It's not just an apparent contradiction or paradox. It's not just being more complicated or subtle. You CANNOT predicate two mutually exclusive predicates of the same object in the same way. It's impossible. That's why the word "impossible" has meaning. Dumbass.What the hell happened?
This sentence is false.
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Nothing in particular. It's just a common mistake, and its getting ever more common as confused notions of "nondualism" permeate our culture.Minor intellectual rant: I'm sick of people getting the excluded middle wrong. It's not just an apparent contradiction or paradox. It's not just being more complicated or subtle. You CANNOT predicate two mutually exclusive predicates of the same object in the same way. It's impossible. That's why the word "impossible" has meaning. Dumbass.What the hell happened?
OK, now I'm really intrigued. What do you mean by "nondualism?" Does this have anything to do with the erosion of common sense (e.g. eating cake and having it too)?
Damnit. Wikipedia is obviously in collusion with Wikileaks. I mean, you can't trust anything with 'wiki-' in front of it. Bunch of non-sovereign terrorists.
Can I interest you in a tin-foil hat? Latest in the line of minarchist gear. Act now and I'll throw in a free monkey wrapped in plastic.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
XD
This sentence is false.Nothing in particular. It's just a common mistake, and its getting ever more common as confused notions of "nondualism" permeate our culture.Minor intellectual rant: I'm sick of people getting the excluded middle wrong. It's not just an apparent contradiction or paradox. It's not just being more complicated or subtle. You CANNOT predicate two mutually exclusive predicates of the same object in the same way. It's impossible. That's why the word "impossible" has meaning. Dumbass.What the hell happened?
Why can't it be both right and wrong? Oh, wait...
Consumer Warning: The miniature Crown Royal backs do not draw tight enough to hold dice. You have been warned.Now you tell me. Especially when my Crown Royal bag currently has this dice in its arsenal.
Want :D
Actually that would make an awesome Christmas present for a friend of mine who rolls an obscene amount of crits. :)
edit: naked dice lust for totp...how fitting.:)