| Freehold DM's Clone Emporium |
Moff Rimmer wrote:Aberzombie wrote:Yeah, I don't get the whole taking a dump in weird places thing. It's just messed up, the kind of thing even most kids have the better sense not to do.Yeah for defecation stories...
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WTH?? People man...people are animals.
WTH?? People man...people are animals.
WTH?? People man...people are animals.
WTH?? People man...people are animals.
WTH?? People man...people are animals.
assigns disgusted Solnes Clones to "Heavy Regular" unit of the Solnes Horde, hoping their anger will fuel their skill
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Crimson Jester wrote:Moorluck wrote:Just do a better job at spoilering than I did. I am sure you can out whopper me by a mile. well as long as we leave out fat strippers trying to flash you for a free soft drink.Woodraven wrote:Who wants me to regale them with some of the grossest moments from my job? :)Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Stepson traded up when it comes to restaurant jobs: he's raking in the dough everyday.are the neighborhood pets disappearing? ;P
I have worked fast food, gas station attendant, overnight stock, tax prep, security, and tax preparer. never once had any of the previous stories happen.** spoiler omitted **
....should I go on?
I know they feast on moon's blood. Don't ask me how I know. I just know.
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Moorluck wrote:My wife had a Madagascar Hissing Cockroach as a pet for awhile. Did I mention she has a degree in Entymology.Jess Door wrote:That's pretty high up there on the grossness scale. I freak out and go on a cleaning spree if I see just one ant in my place. Had some gamers bring roaches over to my place in their backpack once . . . . . uuuuuuuuuuuurg.We had one of Solnes' friends do that after she convinced me to let said friend live with us. Chicks stuff went out the door, and she soon followed.
That is AWESOME!!!
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Sharoth wrote:Hey there David. How goes your day?Today was decent. After three years of never getting around to it, I signed up for a martial arts class, and today was the first session. It felt good, but it was readily apparent that I was the worst person in the beginners' group.
Yesterday, on the other hand...
The following is NSFW:
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Uh...Is it wrong for me to say that that sounds like a completely normal conversation to me?
| Justin Franklin |
Justin Franklin wrote:That is AWESOME!!!Moorluck wrote:My wife had a Madagascar Hissing Cockroach as a pet for awhile. Did I mention she has a degree in Entymology.Jess Door wrote:That's pretty high up there on the grossness scale. I freak out and go on a cleaning spree if I see just one ant in my place. Had some gamers bring roaches over to my place in their backpack once . . . . . uuuuuuuuuuuurg.We had one of Solnes' friends do that after she convinced me to let said friend live with us. Chicks stuff went out the door, and she soon followed.
Yea Eddie was pretty cool, until he died from eating fermented apples. For the sake of a visual. Here.
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Freehold DM wrote:Yea Eddie was pretty cool, until he died from eating fermented apples. For the sake of a visual. Here.Justin Franklin wrote:That is AWESOME!!!Moorluck wrote:My wife had a Madagascar Hissing Cockroach as a pet for awhile. Did I mention she has a degree in Entymology.Jess Door wrote:That's pretty high up there on the grossness scale. I freak out and go on a cleaning spree if I see just one ant in my place. Had some gamers bring roaches over to my place in their backpack once . . . . . uuuuuuuuuuuurg.We had one of Solnes' friends do that after she convinced me to let said friend live with us. Chicks stuff went out the door, and she soon followed.
Fermented apples? That's awful- I didn't know they were dangerous to them.
| Urizen |
It's going to be an interesting day. Mindy's currently in the shower while I'm finishing up on laundry as we're headed out to Cincy late this morning because we have to head out to a family funeral. That will essentially postpone my chance of playing my official debut in a Golarion based campaign this Sunday evening, but family comes first.
We're also taking my tire from my car down to see if her brother (who is a mechanic) can pound / smooth out the dent on the front driver's side rim when my tire blew out last Friday evening due to a pothole (and I am filing a claim with the city as it was on a State Route near downtown Columbus). I don't have $365 to replace one and since the car is a 2009, there's not much in finding a refurbished one. If he can do it, it'll also save me another $106 to replace the TPMS sensor. I'll just pick up a new tire and have someone throw it on. *crosses fingers*
But today is also our fourth anniversary. How in the world she still tolerates me, I'll never know. I'm a piece of work to say the least. ;-)
Shower calls!
Jess Door
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Freehold DM wrote:Yea Eddie was pretty cool, until he died from eating fermented apples. For the sake of a visual. Here.Justin Franklin wrote:That is AWESOME!!!
My wife had a Madagascar Hissing Cockroach as a pet for awhile. Did I mention she has a degree in Entymology.
I couldn't handle that as a pet. AT ALL.
| Justin Franklin |
Justin Franklin wrote:Fermented apples? That's awful- I didn't know they were dangerous to them.Freehold DM wrote:Yea Eddie was pretty cool, until he died from eating fermented apples. For the sake of a visual. Here.Justin Franklin wrote:That is AWESOME!!!Moorluck wrote:My wife had a Madagascar Hissing Cockroach as a pet for awhile. Did I mention she has a degree in Entymology.Jess Door wrote:That's pretty high up there on the grossness scale. I freak out and go on a cleaning spree if I see just one ant in my place. Had some gamers bring roaches over to my place in their backpack once . . . . . uuuuuuuuuuuurg.We had one of Solnes' friends do that after she convinced me to let said friend live with us. Chicks stuff went out the door, and she soon followed.
Basically he ended up getting alcohol poisoning.
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Freehold DM wrote:Basically he ended up getting alcohol poisoning.Justin Franklin wrote:Fermented apples? That's awful- I didn't know they were dangerous to them.Freehold DM wrote:Yea Eddie was pretty cool, until he died from eating fermented apples. For the sake of a visual. Here.Justin Franklin wrote:That is AWESOME!!!Moorluck wrote:My wife had a Madagascar Hissing Cockroach as a pet for awhile. Did I mention she has a degree in Entymology.Jess Door wrote:That's pretty high up there on the grossness scale. I freak out and go on a cleaning spree if I see just one ant in my place. Had some gamers bring roaches over to my place in their backpack once . . . . . uuuuuuuuuuuurg.We had one of Solnes' friends do that after she convinced me to let said friend live with us. Chicks stuff went out the door, and she soon followed.
Still, this gives me an idea of what to leave out as bait for any unwelcome guests in the Freehold Household.
| Justin Franklin |
Justin Franklin wrote:I couldn't handle that as a pet. AT ALL.Freehold DM wrote:Yea Eddie was pretty cool, until he died from eating fermented apples. For the sake of a visual. Here.Justin Franklin wrote:That is AWESOME!!!
My wife had a Madagascar Hissing Cockroach as a pet for awhile. Did I mention she has a degree in Entymology.
Ahh, he was cute in his box where I didn't have to touch him. ;)
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I couldn't figure out a good place to put a question, so I thought I'd ask my FAWTLY family first.
What ideas can you give me where I can use angels (or other very "good" outsiders) as a major antagonist with an all good party?
Before Inevitables came along, angels were great for the "we work for a god, we're lawful good, we're still jerks" category. One good way might be to go the whole BASTARD!! route and have angels that work for a god that has decided that this world's time has ended and it must be cleansed/purged. Or just one or two angels that feel this way and are attempting to curry favor with their lord by ending the world a few months ahead of schedule.
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Ack! Anybody ever get an ingrown hair in their mustache or had to pluck nose hairs? WORST PAIN EVER!
I'm black, I get ingrown hairs with astonishing regularity. The ONE electric razor that actually works for me is quite good at getting rid of them, it must have set my mom back quite a bit(christmas present).
Moff Rimmer
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Crimson Jester wrote:DOOD!! Where do you MEET these people?!Studpuffin wrote:Ack! Anybody ever get an ingrown hair in their mustache or had to pluck nose hairs? WORST PAIN EVER!I once worked with a guy whose nose hairs grew on the outside of his nose. Does that count?
I was thinking something very similar.
| Emperor7 |
Crimson Jester wrote:DOOD!! Where do you MEET these people?!Studpuffin wrote:Ack! Anybody ever get an ingrown hair in their mustache or had to pluck nose hairs? WORST PAIN EVER!I once worked with a guy whose nose hairs grew on the outside of his nose. Does that count?
Facebook!
| Woodraven |
Moff Rimmer wrote:two angels that feel this way and are attempting to curry favor with their lord by ending the world a few months ahead of schedule.I couldn't figure out a good place to put a question, so I thought I'd ask my FAWTLY family first.
What ideas can you give me where I can use angels (or other very "good" outsiders) as a major antagonist with an all good party?
Do they find themselves against two stoners, one incredibly stupid the other wont say a gorram word?
Aberzombie
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Morning, all. What did I miss?
Well, the Hair Club for Men suffered a serious setback when their new product caused severe hair growth in odd locations on a number of their customers. Across town, the crusade against Popcorn Jelly Bellies took a turn for the nasty when several supporters of the popular candy turned up armed with water guns and trained, attack chihuahuas. Meanwhile, a Madagascar Hissing Cockroach was suspected in the unprovoked attack on....No, wait! That's my soap opera!
| Allen Taliesin Clockwork Gnome Publishing |
Solnes wrote:Ok, so in preparation of Arden maybe feeling better this morning and wanting to go to school last night I went ahead and printed out 100 leaves. Then, with the help of one of my employees and her husband we colored said leaves. After I got home I cut all 100 leaves out. I was finally done at 2am. This morning she says she is def feeling better and she wants to go, so we proceed, at 6:30am, to draw a tree trunk and tape all 100 leaves to make a tree. For 100 days of school she has a tree with 100 leaves. Damn I am good! Tired, but good!Jyu1ch1 wrote:I know, and she has a huge project due tomorrow. :(Solnes wrote:Well, Arden is home sick again, poor kid. She has been asleep all day.Sorry to hear that. =(
Impressive. You deserve a nice, long nap.
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Well, I finished my lab early, but I don't hold out much hope for getting good marks on this one. My mind just wasn't on it. Geology lab is basically just worksheets to fill out, and I have an A&P test coming up. My mind kept drifting to that. Plus I didn't finish the one section where we had to go outside and measure footprints in the sidewalk on account of my hand freezing up and the joint pain being so bad I couldn't hold my pen any more. I really hate it when I know I did poorly on something. My perfectionist nature does not like it at all. Bah. I really wish I could just drop that course.
Crimson Jester
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Crimson Jester wrote:DOOD!! Where do you MEET these people?!Studpuffin wrote:Ack! Anybody ever get an ingrown hair in their mustache or had to pluck nose hairs? WORST PAIN EVER!I once worked with a guy whose nose hairs grew on the outside of his nose. Does that count?
JC Pennies. He was a really nice guy you just wanted to ask to shave his nose every once in a while. The girls who worked there though, almost exclusively were drop dead gorgeous. Half of them were part time models. One girl wore a skirt so short it was against regulations but had such nice legs no one cared.
Crimson Jester
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Freehold DM wrote:Do they find themselves against two stoners, one incredibly stupid the other wont say a gorram word?Moff Rimmer wrote:two angels that feel this way and are attempting to curry favor with their lord by ending the world a few months ahead of schedule.I couldn't figure out a good place to put a question, so I thought I'd ask my FAWTLY family first.
What ideas can you give me where I can use angels (or other very "good" outsiders) as a major antagonist with an all good party?
~snort~
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Solnes wrote:Impressive. You deserve a nice, long nap.Solnes wrote:Ok, so in preparation of Arden maybe feeling better this morning and wanting to go to school last night I went ahead and printed out 100 leaves. Then, with the help of one of my employees and her husband we colored said leaves. After I got home I cut all 100 leaves out. I was finally done at 2am. This morning she says she is def feeling better and she wants to go, so we proceed, at 6:30am, to draw a tree trunk and tape all 100 leaves to make a tree. For 100 days of school she has a tree with 100 leaves. Damn I am good! Tired, but good!Jyu1ch1 wrote:I know, and she has a huge project due tomorrow. :(Solnes wrote:Well, Arden is home sick again, poor kid. She has been asleep all day.Sorry to hear that. =(
I have already taken an hour long nap, and now find myself ready for another. :S
Aberzombie
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Freehold DM wrote:JC Pennies. He was a really nice guy you just wanted to ask to shave his nose every once in a while. The girls who worked there though, almost exclusively were drop dead gorgeous. Half of them were part time models. One girl wore a skirt so short it was against regulations but had such nice legs no one cared.Crimson Jester wrote:DOOD!! Where do you MEET these people?!Studpuffin wrote:Ack! Anybody ever get an ingrown hair in their mustache or had to pluck nose hairs? WORST PAIN EVER!I once worked with a guy whose nose hairs grew on the outside of his nose. Does that count?
Mmmmm....part-time model legs
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I couldn't figure out a good place to put a question, so I thought I'd ask my FAWTLY family first.
What ideas can you give me where I can use angels (or other very "good" outsiders) as a major antagonist with an all good party?
Here is one such idea I ran across recently.
| Solnes |
She decided last night to talk to him. She wants to stay. Their kid has friends here, she has friends here and she has been at her two current stable jobs for 4 years. She does not want to leave because he thinks he deserves a better job. Well, apparently this went over like a fart in church. He basically told her that she would either go with him or not, but he was going. So she now either goes or its divorce. This honestly just makes me dislike him more than I already did, and I think he sucks. /Rant
Spoilered for length. I is sad Solnes.
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Post A: Sad and bad.
Post B: Food is good.
Reply: Mairkurion is posting moronically b/c he still need food. Which is bad. May desperately eat cold BBQ.
I think if it were me I would tell hubby to go then, send me my damn child support!
And cold BBQ is good! :)
And hubby wants you to know that the new KQ has Pathfinder Gear Forged.