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Good morning, AZ, Solnes, Lynora, and Fawtlies to follow.

And a very special good morning to Gorbacz for the Godwin slapdown.

Scarab Sages

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
And a very special good morning to Gorbacz for the Godwin slapdown.

Eh?

Edit: Never mind. I found it. Very nice. Some people just deserve that kind of smack.


It had me singing Zee Fuhrer's Face all morning long. \;=)

Silver Crusade

Morning, all. What did I miss?


Solnes wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Yeah, I don't get the whole taking a dump in weird places thing. It's just messed up, the kind of thing even most kids have the better sense not to do.

Yeah for defecation stories...

** spoiler omitted **

WTH?? People man...people are animals.

WTH?? People man...people are animals.

WTH?? People man...people are animals.

WTH?? People man...people are animals.

WTH?? People man...people are animals.

assigns disgusted Solnes Clones to "Heavy Regular" unit of the Solnes Horde, hoping their anger will fuel their skill


Moorluck wrote:

Nekkid dancin' with Lynnora for ToP?

I'm gonna be in trouble for this one. :/

sacks potentially in-trouble Moorluck clone for use in Solnes Clone-ordered experiments


Moorluck wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Woodraven wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Stepson traded up when it comes to restaurant jobs: he's raking in the dough everyday.

are the neighborhood pets disappearing? ;P

I have worked fast food, gas station attendant, overnight stock, tax prep, security, and tax preparer. never once had any of the previous stories happen.
Who wants me to regale them with some of the grossest moments from my job? :)
Just do a better job at spoilering than I did. I am sure you can out whopper me by a mile. well as long as we leave out fat strippers trying to flash you for a free soft drink.

** spoiler omitted **

....should I go on?

I know they feast on moon's blood. Don't ask me how I know. I just know.


Moorluck wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
I would have just burned that house down. Damn.
Yeah, that was what I wanted to do. And the bathroom was the cleanest room in the house. O.o

Hoarder?


Justin Franklin wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Jess Door wrote:
That's pretty high up there on the grossness scale. I freak out and go on a cleaning spree if I see just one ant in my place. Had some gamers bring roaches over to my place in their backpack once . . . . . uuuuuuuuuuuurg.
We had one of Solnes' friends do that after she convinced me to let said friend live with us. Chicks stuff went out the door, and she soon followed.
My wife had a Madagascar Hissing Cockroach as a pet for awhile. Did I mention she has a degree in Entymology.

That is AWESOME!!!


The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
Hey there David. How goes your day?

Today was decent. After three years of never getting around to it, I signed up for a martial arts class, and today was the first session. It felt good, but it was readily apparent that I was the worst person in the beginners' group.

Yesterday, on the other hand...

The following is NSFW:

** spoiler omitted **

Uh...Is it wrong for me to say that that sounds like a completely normal conversation to me?


Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber; Pathfinder Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber
Freehold DM wrote:
Justin Franklin wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Jess Door wrote:
That's pretty high up there on the grossness scale. I freak out and go on a cleaning spree if I see just one ant in my place. Had some gamers bring roaches over to my place in their backpack once . . . . . uuuuuuuuuuuurg.
We had one of Solnes' friends do that after she convinced me to let said friend live with us. Chicks stuff went out the door, and she soon followed.
My wife had a Madagascar Hissing Cockroach as a pet for awhile. Did I mention she has a degree in Entymology.
That is AWESOME!!!

Yea Eddie was pretty cool, until he died from eating fermented apples. For the sake of a visual. Here.


Justin Franklin wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Justin Franklin wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Jess Door wrote:
That's pretty high up there on the grossness scale. I freak out and go on a cleaning spree if I see just one ant in my place. Had some gamers bring roaches over to my place in their backpack once . . . . . uuuuuuuuuuuurg.
We had one of Solnes' friends do that after she convinced me to let said friend live with us. Chicks stuff went out the door, and she soon followed.
My wife had a Madagascar Hissing Cockroach as a pet for awhile. Did I mention she has a degree in Entymology.
That is AWESOME!!!
Yea Eddie was pretty cool, until he died from eating fermented apples. For the sake of a visual. Here.

Fermented apples? That's awful- I didn't know they were dangerous to them.


It's going to be an interesting day. Mindy's currently in the shower while I'm finishing up on laundry as we're headed out to Cincy late this morning because we have to head out to a family funeral. That will essentially postpone my chance of playing my official debut in a Golarion based campaign this Sunday evening, but family comes first.

We're also taking my tire from my car down to see if her brother (who is a mechanic) can pound / smooth out the dent on the front driver's side rim when my tire blew out last Friday evening due to a pothole (and I am filing a claim with the city as it was on a State Route near downtown Columbus). I don't have $365 to replace one and since the car is a 2009, there's not much in finding a refurbished one. If he can do it, it'll also save me another $106 to replace the TPMS sensor. I'll just pick up a new tire and have someone throw it on. *crosses fingers*

But today is also our fourth anniversary. How in the world she still tolerates me, I'll never know. I'm a piece of work to say the least. ;-)

Shower calls!

Sovereign Court

Justin Franklin wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Justin Franklin wrote:


My wife had a Madagascar Hissing Cockroach as a pet for awhile. Did I mention she has a degree in Entymology.
That is AWESOME!!!
Yea Eddie was pretty cool, until he died from eating fermented apples. For the sake of a visual. Here.

I couldn't handle that as a pet. AT ALL.


Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber; Pathfinder Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber
Freehold DM wrote:
Justin Franklin wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Justin Franklin wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Jess Door wrote:
That's pretty high up there on the grossness scale. I freak out and go on a cleaning spree if I see just one ant in my place. Had some gamers bring roaches over to my place in their backpack once . . . . . uuuuuuuuuuuurg.
We had one of Solnes' friends do that after she convinced me to let said friend live with us. Chicks stuff went out the door, and she soon followed.
My wife had a Madagascar Hissing Cockroach as a pet for awhile. Did I mention she has a degree in Entymology.
That is AWESOME!!!
Yea Eddie was pretty cool, until he died from eating fermented apples. For the sake of a visual. Here.
Fermented apples? That's awful- I didn't know they were dangerous to them.

Basically he ended up getting alcohol poisoning.


Justin Franklin wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Justin Franklin wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Justin Franklin wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Jess Door wrote:
That's pretty high up there on the grossness scale. I freak out and go on a cleaning spree if I see just one ant in my place. Had some gamers bring roaches over to my place in their backpack once . . . . . uuuuuuuuuuuurg.
We had one of Solnes' friends do that after she convinced me to let said friend live with us. Chicks stuff went out the door, and she soon followed.
My wife had a Madagascar Hissing Cockroach as a pet for awhile. Did I mention she has a degree in Entymology.
That is AWESOME!!!
Yea Eddie was pretty cool, until he died from eating fermented apples. For the sake of a visual. Here.
Fermented apples? That's awful- I didn't know they were dangerous to them.
Basically he ended up getting alcohol poisoning.

Still, this gives me an idea of what to leave out as bait for any unwelcome guests in the Freehold Household.


Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber; Pathfinder Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber
Jess Door wrote:
Justin Franklin wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Justin Franklin wrote:


My wife had a Madagascar Hissing Cockroach as a pet for awhile. Did I mention she has a degree in Entymology.
That is AWESOME!!!
Yea Eddie was pretty cool, until he died from eating fermented apples. For the sake of a visual. Here.
I couldn't handle that as a pet. AT ALL.

Ahh, he was cute in his box where I didn't have to touch him. ;)

Scarab Sages

Urizen wrote:
We're also taking my tire from my car down to see if her brother (who is a mechanic) ...

Your tire's brother is a mechanic? Cool!

Scarab Sages

xkcd

Scarab Sages

Popcorn Jelly Bellys are just nasty.

Scarab Sages

I couldn't figure out a good place to put a question, so I thought I'd ask my FAWTLY family first.

What ideas can you give me where I can use angels (or other very "good" outsiders) as a major antagonist with an all good party?

Scarab Sages

** crickets **

Spoiler:
I feel like singing the worst song ever done...

...all by myself I stand alone...

Liberty's Edge

Ack! Anybody ever get an ingrown hair in their mustache or had to pluck nose hairs? WORST PAIN EVER!


Moff Rimmer wrote:
Popcorn Jelly Bellys are just nasty.

HERESY!!!

devours Moff's Popcorn Jelly Bellys

The Exchange

Studpuffin wrote:
Ack! Anybody ever get an ingrown hair in their mustache or had to pluck nose hairs? WORST PAIN EVER!

I once worked with a guy whose nose hairs grew on the outside of his nose. Does that count?

Dark Archive

Crimson Jester wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Ack! Anybody ever get an ingrown hair in their mustache or had to pluck nose hairs? WORST PAIN EVER!
I once worked with a guy whose nose hairs grew on the outside of his nose. Does that count?

EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Moff Rimmer wrote:

I couldn't figure out a good place to put a question, so I thought I'd ask my FAWTLY family first.

What ideas can you give me where I can use angels (or other very "good" outsiders) as a major antagonist with an all good party?

Before Inevitables came along, angels were great for the "we work for a god, we're lawful good, we're still jerks" category. One good way might be to go the whole BASTARD!! route and have angels that work for a god that has decided that this world's time has ended and it must be cleansed/purged. Or just one or two angels that feel this way and are attempting to curry favor with their lord by ending the world a few months ahead of schedule.


Crimson Jester wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Ack! Anybody ever get an ingrown hair in their mustache or had to pluck nose hairs? WORST PAIN EVER!
I once worked with a guy whose nose hairs grew on the outside of his nose. Does that count?

DOOD!! Where do you MEET these people?!


Studpuffin wrote:
Ack! Anybody ever get an ingrown hair in their mustache or had to pluck nose hairs? WORST PAIN EVER!

I'm black, I get ingrown hairs with astonishing regularity. The ONE electric razor that actually works for me is quite good at getting rid of them, it must have set my mom back quite a bit(christmas present).

Scarab Sages

Freehold DM wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Ack! Anybody ever get an ingrown hair in their mustache or had to pluck nose hairs? WORST PAIN EVER!
I once worked with a guy whose nose hairs grew on the outside of his nose. Does that count?
DOOD!! Where do you MEET these people?!

I was thinking something very similar.


Freehold DM wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Ack! Anybody ever get an ingrown hair in their mustache or had to pluck nose hairs? WORST PAIN EVER!
I once worked with a guy whose nose hairs grew on the outside of his nose. Does that count?
DOOD!! Where do you MEET these people?!

Facebook!


Freehold DM wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:

I couldn't figure out a good place to put a question, so I thought I'd ask my FAWTLY family first.

What ideas can you give me where I can use angels (or other very "good" outsiders) as a major antagonist with an all good party?

two angels that feel this way and are attempting to curry favor with their lord by ending the world a few months ahead of schedule.

Do they find themselves against two stoners, one incredibly stupid the other wont say a gorram word?


Moff Rimmer wrote:
Popcorn Jelly Bellys are just nasty.

They are not! I could eat a whole bowlful with milk for breakfast. They taste exactly like Corn Pops.

Scarab Sages

Celestial Healer wrote:
Morning, all. What did I miss?

Well, the Hair Club for Men suffered a serious setback when their new product caused severe hair growth in odd locations on a number of their customers. Across town, the crusade against Popcorn Jelly Bellies took a turn for the nasty when several supporters of the popular candy turned up armed with water guns and trained, attack chihuahuas. Meanwhile, a Madagascar Hissing Cockroach was suspected in the unprovoked attack on....No, wait! That's my soap opera!


Moff Rimmer wrote:
Popcorn Jelly Bellys are just nasty.

Yes. They don't taste like popcorn. Snot maybe. definitely nasty.

Clockwork Gnome Publishing

Solnes wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Well, Arden is home sick again, poor kid. She has been asleep all day.
Sorry to hear that. =(
I know, and she has a huge project due tomorrow. :(
Ok, so in preparation of Arden maybe feeling better this morning and wanting to go to school last night I went ahead and printed out 100 leaves. Then, with the help of one of my employees and her husband we colored said leaves. After I got home I cut all 100 leaves out. I was finally done at 2am. This morning she says she is def feeling better and she wants to go, so we proceed, at 6:30am, to draw a tree trunk and tape all 100 leaves to make a tree. For 100 days of school she has a tree with 100 leaves. Damn I am good! Tired, but good!

Impressive. You deserve a nice, long nap.


Well, I finished my lab early, but I don't hold out much hope for getting good marks on this one. My mind just wasn't on it. Geology lab is basically just worksheets to fill out, and I have an A&P test coming up. My mind kept drifting to that. Plus I didn't finish the one section where we had to go outside and measure footprints in the sidewalk on account of my hand freezing up and the joint pain being so bad I couldn't hold my pen any more. I really hate it when I know I did poorly on something. My perfectionist nature does not like it at all. Bah. I really wish I could just drop that course.

The Exchange

Freehold DM wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Ack! Anybody ever get an ingrown hair in their mustache or had to pluck nose hairs? WORST PAIN EVER!
I once worked with a guy whose nose hairs grew on the outside of his nose. Does that count?
DOOD!! Where do you MEET these people?!

JC Pennies. He was a really nice guy you just wanted to ask to shave his nose every once in a while. The girls who worked there though, almost exclusively were drop dead gorgeous. Half of them were part time models. One girl wore a skirt so short it was against regulations but had such nice legs no one cared.

The Exchange

Woodraven wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:

I couldn't figure out a good place to put a question, so I thought I'd ask my FAWTLY family first.

What ideas can you give me where I can use angels (or other very "good" outsiders) as a major antagonist with an all good party?

two angels that feel this way and are attempting to curry favor with their lord by ending the world a few months ahead of schedule.
Do they find themselves against two stoners, one incredibly stupid the other wont say a gorram word?

~snort~


Allen Taliesin wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Well, Arden is home sick again, poor kid. She has been asleep all day.
Sorry to hear that. =(
I know, and she has a huge project due tomorrow. :(
Ok, so in preparation of Arden maybe feeling better this morning and wanting to go to school last night I went ahead and printed out 100 leaves. Then, with the help of one of my employees and her husband we colored said leaves. After I got home I cut all 100 leaves out. I was finally done at 2am. This morning she says she is def feeling better and she wants to go, so we proceed, at 6:30am, to draw a tree trunk and tape all 100 leaves to make a tree. For 100 days of school she has a tree with 100 leaves. Damn I am good! Tired, but good!
Impressive. You deserve a nice, long nap.

I have already taken an hour long nap, and now find myself ready for another. :S


Treppa wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Popcorn Jelly Bellys are just nasty.
They are not! I could eat a whole bowlful with milk for breakfast. They taste exactly like Corn Pops.

+1! I <3 em!

Scarab Sages

Crimson Jester wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Ack! Anybody ever get an ingrown hair in their mustache or had to pluck nose hairs? WORST PAIN EVER!
I once worked with a guy whose nose hairs grew on the outside of his nose. Does that count?
DOOD!! Where do you MEET these people?!
JC Pennies. He was a really nice guy you just wanted to ask to shave his nose every once in a while. The girls who worked there though, almost exclusively were drop dead gorgeous. Half of them were part time models. One girl wore a skirt so short it was against regulations but had such nice legs no one cared.

Mmmmm....part-time model legs


Moff Rimmer wrote:

I couldn't figure out a good place to put a question, so I thought I'd ask my FAWTLY family first.

What ideas can you give me where I can use angels (or other very "good" outsiders) as a major antagonist with an all good party?

Here is one such idea I ran across recently.


Hungry. Tired. Paizo slow.


Spoiler:
Rant/ One of my very best friends is a woman that I met when I first started Badd Kitty 4 years ago. She had started just 2 weeks before me and we hit it off very quickly. We have worked together for 4 years now, we talk on the phone everyday, and go out once a month or so. Our kids have become friends and attend each others B-day parties religiously. I tell you all this because her husband has decided that after 4 years here he is going to move them back home to Cincinnati. She agreed, but only because he wanted to so badly. He hates his job here, its not good enough for him, and he says his band has a better chance of 'going somewhere' in Cinci. He is 40+ years old, how far is his band going to go just getting off the floor now?
She decided last night to talk to him. She wants to stay. Their kid has friends here, she has friends here and she has been at her two current stable jobs for 4 years. She does not want to leave because he thinks he deserves a better job. Well, apparently this went over like a fart in church. He basically told her that she would either go with him or not, but he was going. So she now either goes or its divorce. This honestly just makes me dislike him more than I already did, and I think he sucks. /Rant

Spoilered for length. I is sad Solnes.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Hungry. Tired. Paizo slow.

I had fried flounder, rice and gravy, mac and cheese, and greens. Mmmm, I hurt a bit. :)


Post A: Sad and bad.
Post B: Food is good.
Reply: Mairkurion is posting moronically b/c he still need food. Which is bad. May desperately eat cold BBQ.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Post A: Sad and bad.

Post B: Food is good.
Reply: Mairkurion is posting moronically b/c he still need food. Which is bad. May desperately eat cold BBQ.

I think if it were me I would tell hubby to go then, send me my damn child support!

And cold BBQ is good! :)

And hubby wants you to know that the new KQ has Pathfinder Gear Forged.


Going to go pout now. Talk to ya'll later. :(


Going to go pout now. Talk to ya'll later. :(

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