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Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:

My Snake story.

** spoiler omitted **
Adult version: it took at least a week, maybe two or more to realize this. We kept the in a shallow, long fish tank and fed them. When they got bigger and started striking at us, Mom said, Those sure do look like Cottonmouths...

I didn't think we kept them that long? You guys usually made me release them after a day I thought.

Scarab Sages

Moff Rimmer wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:
HAWT DAMN!!!! That makes me happy.
So where'd my socks go now?

Naked feet for TotP?


Moff Rimmer wrote:

A number of you like to read. I keep thinking to mention this and then something else comes up...

A really good friend of my wife's is published -- twice now with a third on the way. If any of you like "Steampunk", you might want to give it a try.

Book 1
Book 2

Added to my wish list. Thanks! =)

Have you personally read?


Gary Teter wrote:
HAWT DAMN!!!! That makes me happy.

But my...my...my clothes have disappeared! The Emperor has no clothes!


But ... he's got wood!

Sovereign Court

Justin Franklin wrote:
Jess Door wrote:
taig wrote:
Jess Door wrote:

vacation time for paizocon approved!

::dances::

Hooray!

Although you may want to reconsider once you find out ** spoiler omitted ** is going.

oooh.

::ponders::

Nope, still going!

I will be there too!!!! And I wrote our time off software so I don't need to worry about getting the time off approved.;)

That's the way to do it!

Scarab Sages

Urizen wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:

A number of you like to read. I keep thinking to mention this and then something else comes up...

A really good friend of my wife's is published -- twice now with a third on the way. If any of you like "Steampunk", you might want to give it a try.

Book 1
Book 2

Added to my wish list. Thanks! =)

Have you personally read?

My wife has -- I need to. (Steampunk really isn't my thing, though. And I was hammering my way through "A Feast for Crows".)

Shadow Lodge

Jess Door wrote:

vacation time for paizocon approved!

::dances::

Sweeet!

See you there.

Liberty's Edge

I hate my nose. I can't breathe through this darn thing even when I'm perfectly healthy!

RPG Superstar 2012

Paris Crenshaw wrote:

News!

I just got confirmation that I will be serving as December's guest editor for WilyWriters.com. December's theme will be "High Fantasy Adventure" stories.

Also, Angel McCoy has asked me to post as a guest blogger on her website (here). My article will be an "advice for new writers" blog.

It's good to be back in the writing saddle...although I need to giddyup a bit more.

Cheers!
Paris

Cool! Congratulations!

RPG Superstar 2012

Gary Teter wrote:
HAWT DAMN!!!! That makes me happy.

Why did a litter of kittens just suddenly combust? :S

Silver Crusade

Had a pleasant conversation with a prof from the school that has admitted me. They have quite a nice offer on the table (more money than I would have figured they could come up with).

Still waiting on more schools, though.

And then there's the question of keeping my partner on board, even if it's not out West :/

RPG Superstar 2012

Studpuffin wrote:
I hate my nose. I can't breathe through this darn thing even when I'm perfectly healthy!

You should cut your nose off to spite Sebastian.

RPG Superstar 2012

Do not mention acrobatics in an ironic way, or a gate to Hell will open.

Just sayin'.

RPG Superstar 2012

Celestial Healer wrote:

Had a pleasant conversation with a prof from the school that has admitted me. They have quite a nice offer on the table (more money than I would have figured they could come up with).

Still waiting on more schools, though.

And then there's the question of keeping my partner on board, even if it's not out West :/

At least you know you have something good to fall back on.

I hope it's easier than you're worried about to convince your partner. :)


Studpuffin wrote:
I hate my nose. I can't breathe through this darn thing even when I'm perfectly healthy!

bad joke:
I worked with a guy years ago with the same problem. Sadly for him, he was a drinker and snipped his nose off while drunk. Surgery couldn't reattach it. Later, he got a new job as a garbageman.

You ask how he smelled with his truncated nose? Bad- and his nose didn't work, either.


taig wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:

Had a pleasant conversation with a prof from the school that has admitted me. They have quite a nice offer on the table (more money than I would have figured they could come up with).

Still waiting on more schools, though.

And then there's the question of keeping my partner on board, even if it's not out West :/

At least you know you have something good to fall back on.

I hope it's easier than you're worried about to convince your partner. :)

It's easy to follow taig in posts because I can usually just say, "What taig said."


Moff Rimmer wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:

A number of you like to read. I keep thinking to mention this and then something else comes up...

A really good friend of my wife's is published -- twice now with a third on the way. If any of you like "Steampunk", you might want to give it a try.

Book 1
Book 2

Added to my wish list. Thanks! =)

Have you personally read?

My wife has -- I need to. (Steampunk really isn't my thing, though. And I was hammering my way through "A Feast for Crows".)

James R Strickland

Liberty's Edge

niel wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
I hate my nose. I can't breathe through this darn thing even when I'm perfectly healthy!
** spoiler omitted **
taig wrote:
You should cut your nose off to spite Sebastian.

So I get to smell like Sebastian and smell like a garbage scow? I should change my name to Studseagull before I crap all over him.

Stupid sucker punching seagulls...


~curses~ I just realized that Best Buy overcharged me by $100 when I bought some stuff there last week. ~curses some more~


Sharoth wrote:
~curses~ I just realized that Best Buy overcharged me by $100 when I bought some stuff there last week. ~curses some more~

That. Sucks.

RPG Superstar 2012

The Jade wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
~curses~ I just realized that Best Buy overcharged me by $100 when I bought some stuff there last week. ~curses some more~
That. Sucks.

What The Jade said.


Taig wins 34 Internet points!


No we had these enough to see them grow. Your memory is affected by kid time.


taig wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
~curses~ I just realized that Best Buy overcharged me by $100 when I bought some stuff there last week. ~curses some more~
That. Sucks.
What The Jade said.

Well, I will be going over to Best Buy later and politely asking for them to repay me the $100. If they do not, then I will be talking to a manager. If it is still not resolved, then I will never shop at Best Buy again.


Sharoth wrote:
taig wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
~curses~ I just realized that Best Buy overcharged me by $100 when I bought some stuff there last week. ~curses some more~
That. Sucks.
What The Jade said.
Well, I will be going over to Best Buy later and politely asking for them to repay me the $100. If they do not, then I will be talking to a manager. If it is still not resolved, then I will never shop at Best Buy again.

As a last resort...

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Sharoth wrote:
taig wrote:
The Jade wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
~curses~ I just realized that Best Buy overcharged me by $100 when I bought some stuff there last week. ~curses some more~
That. Sucks.
What The Jade said.
Well, I will be going over to Best Buy later and politely asking for them to repay me the $100. If they do not, then I will be talking to a manager. If it is still not resolved, then I will never shop at Best Buy again.

I hope you're able to get it resolved without any...unpleasantness.

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

I smell like skittles and you know it!!!

RPG Superstar 2012

Urizen wrote:
Taig wins 34 Internet points!

Dang! I don't even know what I won the points for.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Oooooh, the irony is so skittled, I can taste it. It's like...a rainbow.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

taig wrote:

Oooooh, the irony is so skittled, I can taste it. It's like...a rainbow.

An ancient rainbow.

Silver Crusade

taig wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Taig wins 34 Internet points!
Dang! I don't even know what I won the points for.

They're like skiball tickets. You can get a whole bunch of them, but when you go to trade them in, you find out how little they're worth.


Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber; Pathfinder Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber

I haz Jabberwock! ;)

RPG Superstar 2012

Celestial Healer wrote:
taig wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Taig wins 34 Internet points!
Dang! I don't even know what I won the points for.
They're like skiball tickets. You can get a whole bunch of them, but when you go to trade them in, you find out how little they're worth.

If I get 35,000 points, I can get a Walkman which plays both sides of my cassettes without me having to flip the tape.

RPG Superstar 2012

Justin Franklin wrote:
I haz Jabberwock! ;)

Oh, dude, I'm so sorry. Last person I know who got that, died within 5 days of contracting it.

What's that? Oh. Jabberwock. My bad.

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

taig wrote:
taig wrote:

Oooooh, the irony is so skittled, I can taste it. It's like...a rainbow.

An ancient rainbow.

As usual, your wise words are well taken. I never realized you were a teacher, or mentor. At the very least, you are someone who could instruct another in the art of karate.

RPG Superstar 2012

Sebastian wrote:
taig wrote:
taig wrote:

Oooooh, the irony is so skittled, I can taste it. It's like...a rainbow.

An ancient rainbow.
As usual, your wise words are well taken. I never realized you were a teacher, or mentor. At the very least, you are someone who could instruct another in the art of karate.

Whacks on, whacks...well, still on

RPG Superstar 2012

Sebastian wrote:
taig wrote:
taig wrote:

Oooooh, the irony is so skittled, I can taste it. It's like...a rainbow.

An ancient rainbow.
As usual, your wise words are well taken. I never realized you were a teacher, or mentor. At the very least, you are someone who could instruct another in the art of karate.

You could say I'm helt to a different standard.

Scarab Sages

I feel dirty. I feel like Sebastian probably does on a regular basis.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Must...stop...before...apocalyptic...things...happen...

Scarab Sages

taig wrote:
Must...stop...before...apocalyptic...things...happen...

I failed my save -- but there's still hope for you ...

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Moff Rimmer wrote:
I feel dirty. I feel like Sebastian probably does on a regular basis.

Nah. Eventually, the dirty feeling goes away. You just need to scrub for an hour or two with a wire brush. You'll know you're doing it right when you get a pint of blood out.

(fact: the human body has an extra pint of blood, just for s$%!s and giggles).

Scarab Sages

Sebastian wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
I feel dirty. I feel like Sebastian probably does on a regular basis.

Nah. Eventually, the dirty feeling goes away. You just need to scrub for an hour or two with a wire brush. You'll know you're doing it right when you get a pint of blood out.

(fact: the human body has an extra pint of blood, just for s*!*s and giggles).

Spoiler:
I don't think I've ever really seen a thread go that far off topic (more than a couple times, even) and remain this uncivil. It's really kind of comical. I'm also having some difficulty trying to keep up with the "conversation".

Spoiler:

It's cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere
I'm all alone, more or less
Let me fly far away from here
Fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun

I want to lie shipwrecked and comatose
Drinking fresh mango juice
Goldfish shoals nibbling at my toes
Fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun
Fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun

I'll pack my bags and head into hyperspace
Where I'll succeed at time-warp speed
Spend my days in ultraviolet rays
Fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun

We'll lock on course straight through the universe
You and me and the galaxy
Reach the stage where hyperdrive's engaged
Fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun
Fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun


TAIG: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

Spoiler:
HA!

The Exchange

lynora wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Bitter Thorn wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
I want to stat this.
Nuke it from orbit; it's the only way to be sure!
I'd love to see the stats on this, too.

+1. It looks awesome. :)

Dropbox. CR18


Sebastian wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
I feel dirty. I feel like Sebastian probably does on a regular basis.

Nah. Eventually, the dirty feeling goes away. You just need to scrub for an hour or two with a wire brush. You'll know you're doing it right when you get a pint of blood out.

(fact: the human body has an extra pint of blood, just for s*&%s and giggles).

Sebastian: Post above for you.

Scarab Sages

Woodraven wrote:
** spoiler omitted **

Spoiler:
If you're in trouble he will save the day

He's brave and he's fearless come what may
Without him the mission would go astray
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer

Without him life would be much grimmer
He's handsome, trim, and no-one slimmer
He will never need a zimmer
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer

More reliable than a garden trimmer
He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner
He's not bald, and his head doesn't glimmer

Master of the wit and the repartee
His command of space directives is uncanny
How come he's such a genius? Don't ask me!
Ask Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer

He's also a fantastic swimmer
And if you play your cards right
Then he just might come round for dinner
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer

No rhymes left now apart from quimmer
He'd better fade us out before we get to schlimmer
Fade out you stupid plimmer

Scarab Sages

Crimson Jester wrote:
lynora wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Bitter Thorn wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
I want to stat this.
Nuke it from orbit; it's the only way to be sure!
I'd love to see the stats on this, too.

+1. It looks awesome. :)

Dropbox. CR18

I see it as a kind of Water Tarrasque.

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Moff Rimmer wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
I feel dirty. I feel like Sebastian probably does on a regular basis.

Nah. Eventually, the dirty feeling goes away. You just need to scrub for an hour or two with a wire brush. You'll know you're doing it right when you get a pint of blood out.

(fact: the human body has an extra pint of blood, just for s*!*s and giggles).

** spoiler omitted **

Spoiler:

Yeah. I think it's because this Wisconsin thing is so politically charged.

Or, because I'm so awesome. ;-)

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