FAWTLhouse Five

[Sharoth]

Naked Totp laughter!

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Rifts rules!

[Justin Franklin]

Studpuffin wrote:

Justin Franklin wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Why aren't there more silly threads?

Because too many people take themselves seriously.

BOING!!!!!!

I challenge you to a pogo stick competition!

BOIOIOIOIOIOING!!!!

BOIOIOIOIOIOING!!!!

BOIOIOIOIOIOING!!!!
BOIOIOIOIOIOING!!!!
BOIOIOIOIOIOING!!!!
BOIOIOIOIOIOING!!!!
BOIOIOIOIOIOING!!!!

[Justin Franklin]

lynora wrote:

Justin Franklin wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

He wants it for the worst reasons a man could want a woman. The things he dreams of doing to Tiamet are a crime in the eyes of Graz'zt.... live chickens will be plucked! Much gnashing of teeth and licking of peach jam would ensue... for sanities sake do not let him get his filthy perverted hands on that poor dragon queen!! O_o

Reminds me of the saying:

Kinky is using a feather.
Perverted is using the whole chicken.

Remember it isn't bestiality if it is already dead....then it is necro-bestiality.

can't....breathe...laughing....so....hard. :D

You are welcome!

[Celestial Healer]

Morning all. What did I miss?

[Celestial Healer]

Crimson Jester wrote:

CH why not make or resurrect a bunch of them?

I'm working on it!

[Urizen]

Woodraven wrote:

ugh bad day today. spoilered for length

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Spoiler:

I read yours and LPM's response. Hit me up on FB on the topic. I can throw in my g/f's thoughts on it too since she travelled down the same path.

[Moorluck]

Urizen wrote:

Woodraven wrote:

ugh bad day today. spoilered for length

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I hope I wasn't stepping on your toes my Drow brotha, and that I wasn't to far off the mark.

[Aberzombie]

Celestial Healer wrote:

Morning all. What did I miss?

Well, Scott and Sarah were all set to go out and accomplish several errands, only to find themselves trapped in their home by a mass of snow made sentient by secret government experiments and hungry for the warmth of living flesh. Meanwhile, Jason and Jeremy showed up at the local burger joint for the annual burger eating contest, only to learn that everything had to be cancelled after vegan activists stampeded a herd of cows through the event site. And, across town, several people were reminded of the old adage "look before you leap" when.....No, wait! That's my soap opera!

[Aberzombie]

SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[Moorluck]

Aberzombie wrote:

SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!

~Sends AZ a snow shovel and some hot chocolate.~

[Aberzombie]

Moorluck wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!

~Sends AZ a snow shovel and some hot chocolate.~

YOU'RE TOO LATE! IT'S...IT'S ALL AROUND ME!!!

I CAN HEAR IT SCRATCHING AT THE WINDOWS!!!!!

IT'S TRYING TO GET TO ME!!!

[Moorluck]

Aberzombie wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!

~Sends AZ a snow shovel and some hot chocolate.~

YOU'RE TOO LATE! IT'S...IT'S ALL AROUND ME!!!

I CAN HEAR IT SCRATCHING AT THE WINDOWS!!!!!

IT'S TRYING TO GET TO ME!!!

It only wants your porn, hand it over and nobody has to get frostbite in the unmentionables.

[Urizen]

Moorluck wrote:

Urizen wrote:

Woodraven wrote:

ugh bad day today. spoilered for length

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I hope I wasn't stepping on your toes my Drow brotha, and that I wasn't to far off the mark.

Nah, it's all good. You were able to hammer the square peg into the round hole. ;-)

[Urizen]

Moorluck wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!

~Sends AZ a snow shovel and some hot chocolate.~

YOU'RE TOO LATE! IT'S...IT'S ALL AROUND ME!!!

I CAN HEAR IT SCRATCHING AT THE WINDOWS!!!!!

IT'S TRYING TO GET TO ME!!!

It only wants your porn, hand it over and nobody has to get frostbite in the unmentionables.

CRAP! I better get my shovel out now and debate whether to Power Attack or Combat Expertise the snow.

[Jeremy Mcgillan]

I'm about ready to flip. My dad went into surgery yesterday to have his thyroid removed (the big bad C strikes another family member), and I can't get a hold of him, my stepsister or my stepmother. You's think someone would call his son to keep me updated. GAHHHHHHH!!!

[Studpuffin]

Sleep too little, you feel like crap.
Sleep too much, you feel like crap.
Sleep just right, all hell will break loose!

[Crimson Jester]

Ahh new schedule at work!
Ahh no longer working on the weekends!
Ahh being able to game again!
Ahh Raise at work and being told you had a good year when it felt real crappy!
boo no one around who can game today as far as I know.
boo still being behind on stupid bills.
Ahh getting to go set up simple stuff on friends computers for nice favors!
Playing around on beautiful new lap top.............priceless!

[Allen Taliesin]

Moorluck wrote:

lynora wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Toothache, only time it doesn't hurt is when I'm sleeping.... ironically it prevents me from sleeping. Gonna go shoot myself in the tooth now, with any luck I'll miss and hit what passes for my brain. :/

Cloves. Take some ground cloves and add just enough water to make a paste, then put it on the area that hurts. Which you will no longer feel. Way better than that stupid orajel crap that doesn't even work at all. I hope you get some sleep soon.

I had something that I put on it that helped.....

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Spoiler:

Anal Eez is for wimps. Take it like a man!

Wait...what....we aren't talking about that. Umm....never mind.

[Allen Taliesin]

lynora wrote:

KaeYotik wrote:

lynora wrote:

AT-AT IS AWESOME!!!!

No wonder he wanted that toy so bad. The review was right. This thing is the size of a (large) dollhouse. And it has several buttons that play sounds including bits from the movie. So happy that kidlet is happy. :)

Kin I haz won two!? :D

Ah, wouldn't that be lovely. :)

...seriously. You could set up one hell of a battle with two AT-ATs. :D

Now I want one...or three.

[Allen Taliesin]

I got the logo up as a teaser. So close, my precious. So very close.

[Studpuffin]

Woot! It looks awesome Allen!

[Crimson Jester]

Allen Taliesin wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

lynora wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Toothache, only time it doesn't hurt is when I'm sleeping.... ironically it prevents me from sleeping. Gonna go shoot myself in the tooth now, with any luck I'll miss and hit what passes for my brain. :/

Cloves. Take some ground cloves and add just enough water to make a paste, then put it on the area that hurts. Which you will no longer feel. Way better than that stupid orajel crap that doesn't even work at all. I hope you get some sleep soon.

I had something that I put on it that helped.....

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um um

[Crimson Jester]

Ever feel like going through your friends list on FB and 'poking' everyone. Or well just the ladies?

Darn I miss spell checker!

[Urizen]

Crimson Jester wrote:

Ever feel like going through your friends list on FB and 'porking' everyone. Or well just the ladies?

Darn I miss spell checker!

Voracious appetite?

[Woodraven]

Uri are you on FB?

[Crimson Jester]

Urizen wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Ever feel like going through your friends list on FB and 'porking' everyone. Or well just the ladies?

Darn I miss spell checker!

Voracious appetite?

Yes but that was nto my 'point'

[Moorluck]

Allen Taliesin wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

lynora wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Toothache, only time it doesn't hurt is when I'm sleeping.... ironically it prevents me from sleeping. Gonna go shoot myself in the tooth now, with any luck I'll miss and hit what passes for my brain. :/

Cloves. Take some ground cloves and add just enough water to make a paste, then put it on the area that hurts. Which you will no longer feel. Way better than that stupid orajel crap that doesn't even work at all. I hope you get some sleep soon.

I had something that I put on it that helped.....

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:O

LMAO!

Spoiler:

I guess in that regard you are indeed more of a man than I. ;)

[Moorluck]

Crimson Jester wrote:

Ever feel like going through your friends list on FB and 'poking' everyone. Or well just the ladies?

Darn I miss spell checker!

I do that already.... and Solnes loves being poked by all her friends.... every day..... that tramp. :P

[lynora]

Woodraven wrote:

ugh bad day today. spoilered for length

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Spoiler:

Yeah, I never take advice from a doctor who doesn't listen. Or wait for test results to come back. There are good doctors out there. It's just too bad that there are so many crappy ones. To be fair, the practice, or worse, the insurance company, may have certain policies that the doctors are required to follow regardless of whether it's in the best interest of the patient. Still, some of those suggestions sound...sketchy. I guess all you can do at this point is to do your homework and figure it out for yourself, which I know can be pretty challenging. That's really all the advice I can offer since, while I've tried just about every diet program under the sun, my freakish metabolism doesn't work like most people, so what doesn't work for me might be a great solution for anyone else.

[lynora]

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

I'm about ready to flip. My dad went into surgery yesterday to have his thyroid removed (the big bad C strikes another family member), and I can't get a hold of him, my stepsister or my stepmother. You's think someone would call his son to keep me updated. GAHHHHHHH!!!

I know how hard it is to wait for that kind of news. I hope that you hear something soon and that everything went well.

[lynora]

Allen Taliesin wrote:

I got the logo up as a teaser. So close, my precious. So very close.

Well, the logo looks awesome. :)

[lynora]

I had really weird dreams last night. For some reason I was trying to renovate an old mansion that anyone in their right mind could see was falling apart around me. Clearly I need to watch less HGTV...

[Emperor7]

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

I'm about ready to flip. My dad went into surgery yesterday to have his thyroid removed (the big bad C strikes another family member), and I can't get a hold of him, my stepsister or my stepmother. You's think someone would call his son to keep me updated. GAHHHHHHH!!!

Good thoughts your way. I hope your dad's surgery is a success.

[Justin Franklin]

lynora wrote:

I had really weird dreams last night. For some reason I was trying to renovate an old mansion that anyone in their right mind could see was falling apart around me. Clearly I need to watch less HGTV...

You and my wife both.:)

[Emperor7]

Allen Taliesin wrote:

I got the logo up as a teaser. So close, my precious. So very close.

You're just ripping off the soon-to-be blockbuster, Gnomeo and Juliet. ;P

I like the logo tho! :)

[Emperor7]

lynora wrote:

Woodraven wrote:

ugh bad day today. spoilered for length

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+1

Spoiler:

After my hospital stay last year, the insurance company and the docs started pushing hard for the same programs for me. 5'10, 205#. Every blood test is followed by a renewed push. Granted, my cholesterol is borderline high, my activity has been low during my recovery, and food has been a source of comfort. That's changing now that the headaches have been reduced, but it seems that here's a program for this and a pill for that is the rule of the day. Very pushy. I'll do it on my own, with diet and exercise.

Good luck.

[Urizen]

Woodraven wrote:

Uri are you on FB?

You found us. =)

[Urizen]

Moorluck wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Ever feel like going through your friends list on FB and 'porking' everyone. Or well just the ladies?

Darn I miss spell checker!

I do that already.... and Solnes loves being porked by all her friends.... every day..... that tramp. :P

Orgy!

[Urizen]

Emperor7 wrote:

lynora wrote:

Woodraven wrote:

ugh bad day today. spoilered for length

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+1

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Good luck.

Spoiler:

At your size/weight, I wouldn't recommend it either. The only exception would've been if you had Type 2 Diabetes and it's very bad.

[Celestial Healer]

Emperor7 wrote:

lynora wrote:

Woodraven wrote:

ugh bad day today. spoilered for length

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+1

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Good luck.

Spoiler:

I am also a little surprised that, even though you are steadily losing weight, the doctor wants to do something more drastic. Those strike me as things to consider if, despite your efforts, there has been no improvement, or if it "plateaus" or something. It might be worth a second opinion, at any rate.

[flash_cxxi]

lynora wrote:

I had really weird dreams last night. For some reason I was trying to renovate an old mansion that anyone in their right mind could see was falling apart around me. Clearly I need to watch less HGTV...

Been watching the Money Pit?

[BluePigeon]

Don't you hate it when you're called into work early. 12 hours. My poor feet.

[Moorluck]

flash_cxxi wrote:

lynora wrote:

I had really weird dreams last night. For some reason I was trying to renovate an old mansion that anyone in their right mind could see was falling apart around me. Clearly I need to watch less HGTV...

Been watching the Money Pit?

I wish I had watched that last night instead of the poorly acted half-baked ripoff of The Prophecy....er... I mean Legion.

[Moorluck]

BluePigeon wrote:

Don't you hate it when you're called into work early. 12 hours. My poor feet.

Why did you call your feet into work early? You should be ashamed of yourself you fiend!

[Studpuffin]

Hand cramps! For real this time!!!!

I've been painting miniatures, and ow ow ow ow ow!

[Emperor7]

Studpuffin wrote:

Hand cramps! For real this time!!!!

I've been painting miniatures, and ow ow ow ow ow!

At least you can paint them. I suck at painting minis. I have my son do them for me.

[Treppa]

Emperor7 wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

Hand cramps! For real this time!!!!

I've been painting miniatures, and ow ow ow ow ow!

At least you can paint them. I suck at painting minis. I have my son do them for me.

I'm going to try my hand at a couple soon... woooo! :)

[Crimson Jester]

hmm don't remember what I was going to write.

[Studpuffin]

Crimson Jester wrote:

hmm don't remember what I was going to write.

Who are you again?