~Falls over dead~Hey, 97% off isn't that good.
Oh wait, maybe it is.
~becomes undead~ Brraaaiiiinnnnnssssss...
Link to sale.** spoiler omitted **
Fine! Be that way!!!
Stayyyyyy UP! Stayyyyyyyyyy UP!
*yaaaaawn*
Not even the pr0n links Urizen sent out are keeping me u- *ahem* awake.
I know. I'm falling out of my chair. We should have a Fawtl singalong to stay awake.
He says, "Son, can you play me a memory
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete
When I wore a younger man's clothes."
la la la, di da da
La la, di di da da dum
Chorus:
Sing us a song, you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us all feelin' all right
Now John at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my drinks for free
And he's quick with a joke and he'll light up your smoke
But there's some place that he'd rather be
He says, "Bill, I believe this is killing me."
As his smile ran away from his face
"Well I'm sure that I could be a movie star
If I could get out of this place"
Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum
Now Paul is a real estate novelist
Who never had time for a wife
And he's talkin' with Davy, who's still in the Navy
And probably will be for life
And the waitress is practicing politics
As the businessman slowly gets stoned
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call loneliness
But it's better than drinkin' alone
Chorus
sing us a song you're the piano man
sing us a song tonight
well we're all in the mood for a melody
and you got us all feeling alright
It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
And the manager gives me a smile
'Cause he knows that it's me they've been comin' to see
To forget about their life for a while
And the piano, it sounds like a carnivore
And the microphone smells like a beer
And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar
And say, "Man, what are you doin' here?"
Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum
Chorus:
sing us a song you're the piano man
sing us a song tonight
well we're all in the mood for a melody
and you got us all feeling alright
Man, I hate Billy Joel and his spawn unto the seventh generation! [/FreeholdDM]
Y'know... I'm starting to really feel my age anymore. I mean, I look around at the fashion trends, the music and stuff and realize that the 80's are in full come-back mode.
Glad I kept all my OP t-shirts from high school.
Billy Joel just had his hip replaced. Doesn't that make you feel younger? Didn't think so.
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Billy Joel just had his hip replaced. Doesn't that make you feel younger? Didn't think so.Y'know... I'm starting to really feel my age anymore. I mean, I look around at the fashion trends, the music and stuff and realize that the 80's are in full come-back mode.
Glad I kept all my OP t-shirts from high school.
Watching Brett Favre self-destruct and start to show his age.
And realizing he's only 4 years older than me...
Piano Man
Damm you Karaoke Ashe
According to my the traditions of my College when Piano Man Plays I have to stand on a chair and wave a napkin.
When this song Khe Sanh by Cold Chisel Plays I have to hold my Beer in the air in remembrance of all the Australian Vietnam veterans.
When this song plays Eagle Rock by Daddy Cool (1971) I have drop my pants and dance like a fool...
Ahh Residential Collage life ... drunken debauchery at its best. Australian Residential colleges are similar to American dorms but we also have a lot of the formal British trappings that make it a cool mix.
My collage was mixed with both male and female students sharing the same floor and amenities... I met Mrs 8th Dwarf at college.
My favourite Daddy Cool song is Come Back Again
My favourite Cold Chisel songs are Flame Trees and Cheep Wine
Good morning!
Urgh, it's way too early. Boarding the plane now.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Happy Thanksgiving! to all you US Fawlties.
Happy Thanksgiving! to all you US Fawlties.
Thank you and the feeling is returned to you, Aussie.
Good morning!
Urgh, it's way too early. Boarding the plane now.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Morning and a happy Thanksgiving to you, too.
And, with that, a happy Thanksgiving to everyone else out there whether you are in the states and celebtrating an official holiday or not.
:)
Billy Joel just had his hip replaced. Doesn't that make you feel younger? Didn't think so.Y'know... I'm starting to really feel my age anymore. I mean, I look around at the fashion trends, the music and stuff and realize that the 80's are in full come-back mode.
Glad I kept all my OP t-shirts from high school.
Watching Brett Favre self-destruct and start to show his age.
And realizing he's only 4 years older than me...
As a Packer fan I say welcome to the other side of Favre. Isn't it fun.
Good morning!
Urgh, it's way too early. Boarding the plane now.
Happy Thanksgiving!
And to you as well Badgah...and the rest of you FawtLies as well I suppose. :P
Heading out to the LPM's Mothers house. Lots of good food....and we only have to build her a fence to get dinner. :P
Heading out to the LPM's Mothers house. Lots of good food....and we only have to build her a fence to get dinner. :P
Hey Zombie.... I've been out of the loop a bit....how is your wife and spawn doing? :D
Ever since going to Rocky Horror last week I have been on a Rocky Kick...starting to drive myself nuts...can't get the Time Warp out of my head...need help....
Ok...leaving now....be back later. (((hugs))) Have a great day guys.
Hey Zombie.... I've been out of the loop a bit....how is your wife and spawn doing? :DWife is eating alot and getting big! Spawn is growing like a weed! About 3 months to go. Thanks for asking!
I probably don't need to tell you this but don't tell your wife she is getting big. ;). And well we are on the subject of babies Jude has almost doubled his weight since he was born. And introduced me to projectile vomiting last night.
Happy Thanksgiving all.
Of course, then I'm screaming in terror and abject pain as Jimmy Fallon comes out to sing.
Can someone explain who he slept with at NBC to be able to do anything he wants?
Also when did the Roots (who have been around since 1987) become "his" band.
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I was watching Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade and Tom Turkey came on screen. I could have sworn I heard the scream of a thousand Freehold clones scream in terror all at once when they showed Alton Brown riding the ol' bird down 34th street...
I'm sorry I missed that. I'll have to find the highlights somewhere. ;)
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
And for the record, I'm thankful to be a FAWTL.
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Happy Thanksgiving, all.
What did I miss?
Well, Samantha and Emily finally completed their cross-country drive, only to find that the city they had been journeying to had been quarantined due to an epidemic of insanity. Meanwhile, Frank and Jesse were trapped in the super market by the sudden onset of snow, and were forced to eat cold canned corn for supper. And, across the world, internet trolls continued to poison the OTD, despite.....No, wait! That's my soap opera.
Damn it. I failed a will save on the newest troll thread.
I deleted it. I shouldn't let mouthy trolls get me in a pissy mood.
Is it just me or when you takedown one political thread 2 show up in it's place?
It does seem like it.
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You have massive f@&#ing problems, man.Waitaminute, waitaminute...looking at what you said and the url title, I think you snuck a joke on me in there!
For those who can't see the url title, it's something about the navi fighting over male sexual enhancement(I'm assuming little blue pill).
Massive f#*%ing problems + little blue pill = HA!!! You got me, man.
I'm not that funny. I totally missed it, man.
