The Princess Bride Competition

[Cuchulainn]

"Will you promise not to hurt him?!"

"What?"
WHAT?!

[Jason Nelson]

I lost you once. I could not bear to lose you again. This man is a sailor on the pirate ship Revenge. Swear that you will return him to it.

May I live a thousand years and never hunt again!

(whispers) When we're out of sight, take him and throw him in the Pit of Despair.

[Alex Martin]

Come, sir. We must get you to your ship.

We are men of action. Lies do not become us.

[Jason Nelson]

Well said.

What are you looking at?

I just noticed something. You have six fingers on your left hand. Someone is looking for you. *BONK*

[Cuchulainn]

"You were supposed to be this Colossus; you were this great legendary thing, and yet he gains,"

"Well, I'm carrying three people, and he has only himself."

"I do not accept excuses, I'm just going to have to find myself a new giant, that's all."

[Jason Nelson]

Oh Vizzini, don't be like that.

[Cuchulainn]

"I wanted to thank you for always being so kind, and to say good bye, as I will be killing myself as soon as I get back to my room."

"Won't that be nice...heh heh...SHE KISSED ME!"

[Chris Mortika]

Cuchulainn wrote:

"Grandpa, do you think you could come over and read it to me again, tomorrow?"

"As you wish."

And that, my friends, is what turned an outstanding movie, into a perfect movie.

[David Fryer]

Farm boy, polish my saddle. I want to see my face shining in it by morning.

[Jason Nelson]

Farmboy... her breath catching as their eyes meet

(softly) ... fetch me that pitcher.

[Alex Martin]

Jason Nelson wrote:

Oh Vizzini, don't be like that.

Did I make it clear that your job is at stake!?

[Alex Martin]

Probably some local fisherman...out for a pleasure cruise at night... through eel-infested waters.

[Atapax]

A book????

That's right. When I was your age, television was called books!

[David Fryer]

He's gonna pinch my cheeks.

[Jason Nelson]

I hate it when he pinches my cheeks.

"Hey, where's the sickie?"

pinch

martyred expression

[Cuchulainn]

"She doesn't get eaten by the eel at this time."

[Alex Martin]

What?

The Eel doesn't get her. I'm explaining to you because you looked nervous.

[Jason Nelson]

Oh, I... I wasn't nervous. Maybe just... concerned.

[David Fryer]

Now, where was I?

[Jason Nelson]

Grandpa, you READ that part already!

Oh yes, you're right... let's see... let's see...

She's in the water... the eel charges her... she screams and...

BONK!

[Alex Martin]

I suppose you think you're brave, don't you?

Only compared to some. *Intense stare*

[Jason Nelson]

Of all the necks on this boat, highness, the one you should be worried about is your own.

[David Fryer]

I wonder if he is using the same wind we are.

[Jason Nelson]

He's of no concern to us. SAIL ON!

[Alex Martin]

Whoever he is, he's obviously seen us with the princess and must therefore die.

You carry her. We'll head straight for the Guilder frontier.

If he falls, fine; if not, the sword!

[Jason Nelson]

I'm-a going to duel him left-handed.

WHAT? You know what a hurry we're in!

It is the only way I can-a be satisfied.

Fine, have it your way.

[Alex Martin]

You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted.

[Jason Nelson]

I'm WAITING!!!

[Alex Martin]

*Practices lunges and moves. Looks over side of cliff.*

Hello there. Slow going?

[Jason Nelson]

Do you think you could-a speed-a things up?

[David Fryer]

I have a rope, But I don't think you will trust me since I'm just waiting around to kill you.

[Alex Martin]

That does put a damper on our relationship.

But I promise I will not kill you until you reach the top.

Have we come full circle on this? Isn't this where this thread started ;-)

[Jason Nelson]

Hear me now; I will always come for you.

But what if something happens?

This is true love. Do you think this happens every day?

[Shieldknight]

"Badges? We don't need no stinkin badges!"
¡Vamanos!
*evil laughter*

[David Fryer]

Your just saying that because no one ever has.

[Jason Nelson]

That may be the first time anyone has ever dared insult me.

It won't be the last, pig.

I killed you too quickly last time, a mistake I shall not repeat. TO THE DEATH!

NO! To the PAIN!

[Alex Martin]

I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase.

I'll explain. And I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to
understand, you wart-hog-faced buffoon.

[Jason Nelson]

To the pain means the first thing you lose is your feet, below the ankles. Then your hands above the wrists. Then your eyes, and then your tongue. Then I cut off your nose...

And then my ears next. Let's get ON with it!

[Jason Nelson]

BTW, just watched this movie with my wife while we were on a little getaway trip. To my surprise, she had never seen it before. She though it was very sweet and funny and highly enjoyable.

Cuz she's just awesome like that. :)

[David Fryer]

My wife loves this movie because of Robin Wright Penn.