"We're in a terrible rush..."
"Don't rush me, sonny. You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles."
"I think you're bluffing."
"It's possible, Pig, I might be bluffing. It's conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass, that I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand."
"I believe this is the first time in my life that anyone has dared to insult me."
"Truly, you have a dizzying intellect."
"Wait till I get going! ...where was I?"
Australia.
You are in command now, ADMIRAL Piett...
You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong. So, you could have put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength. So I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you!
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But you've also bested my Spaniard, and that means you must have studied, and in studying you learned that man was mortal and therefore you would've put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me!
What? Where? I don't see anything.
*Switches goblets*
Oh, well, I-I could have sworn I saw something. No matter.
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Man in Black: "If you're in such a hurry you could lower a rope or a tree branch or find something useful to do."
Inigo: "I could do that. I still have some rope up here. But I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around here to kill you."
"That does put a damper on our relationship."
"But, I promise I will not kill you until you reach the top."
"That's very comforting, but I'm afraid you'll just have to wait."
"I hate waiting. I could give you my word as a Spaniard."
"No good. I've known too many Spaniards."
"There's no way you would trust me?"
"Nothing comes to mind."
"I swear on the soul of my father, Domingo Montoya, you will reach the top alive."
"Throw me the rope."
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"BOOO. BOOOO. BOOOOOOO!"
"Why do you say this?"
"Because you had True Love in your hands, and you gave it up! True Love saved her in the Fire Swamp, and she treated it like garbage! And that's what she is! So bow to her if you will! Bow to her, the Queen of Slime, the Queen of Filth, the Queen of Putresence! Booo! Booo! BOOOOOO!
It was ten days till the wedding. Buttercup's nightmares were growing steadily worse.
See? Didn't I tell you she'd never marry that rotten Humperdinck?
W: Do you always begin conversations this way?
My father was slaughtered by a six-fingered man. He was a great
swordmaker and when the six-fingered man appeared and requested a special sword, my father took the job.
You jiggled your head! That doesn't make you happy?
***Flops his head over***
My brains, his steel, and your strength against sixty men, and you think a little head jiggle is supposed to make me happy....hmmm!?
To think -- all that time it was your cup that was poisoned.
They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.
Sleep well and dream of large women.
What is this? Are you trying to trick me? Where's the sports? Is this a kissing book?
Wait, just wait...
...well, when does it get good?
"I can't afford to make exceptions.He died well, that should please you. No bribe attempts or blubbering. He simply said,"Please. Please, I need to live."
...'twas the please that caught my attention...
...'twas the please that caught my attention...
I asked him what was so important for him.
"True love," he answered.And then he spoke of a girl of surpassing beauty and faithfulness.
I can only assume he meant you.
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You should be glad I destroyed him before he found out what you really are.
And what am i?
Faithfulness, highness. He spoke of your enduring faithfulness. Tell me, did you wait an entire week out of respect for the dead or did you get engaged to your prince the very next day?
Oh my sweet Westley!
*ugh* oof ouch *tumble* SPLAT
Can you move at all?
Move? You're alive! If you want, I can fly!
I told you I would always come for you. Why didn't you wait for me?
I will never doubt again.
There will never be a need.
*Begins kissing*
Oh NO. No, pleease.
You are the brute squad!
*Looks around at the Fire Swamp*
It's not that bad.
*shocked glance*
I'm not saying I'd like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.