Frankly I think the odds are slightly in your favor at handfighting. It's not my fault I've always been the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise!
Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid, or something like that?
Oh no, it's just that they're terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.
"So we're not doing Stonehenge, then?"
No! We're not gonna f*$#@%& do Stonehenge!
I just figured out why you are giving me so much trouble...Why is that, do you think?
Well, I haven't fought just one person for so long. I've been specializing in groups. Battling gangs for local charities, that kind of thing.
Why would that make a ...ooof...<groaning> difference?
Why would that make a ...ooof...<groaning> difference?
Well...*slam*... you see, you use different...moves when you're fighting half a dozen people *gasp*.....than when you only......*gasp* have to be worried about........one. *thunk*
"We face each other as God intended; no tricks, no weapons - skill against skill alone."I didn't have to miss you know.I believe you. So what happens now?
You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people?
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"We face each other as God intended; no tricks, no weapons - skill against skill alone."I didn't have to miss you know.I believe you. So what happens now?You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people?
"I could kill you now..."
Look, are you just fiddling around with me or what?
"I wanted you to fell good about yourself."
"What is that you are ripping?"
I don't envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But, in the meantime, rest well ... and dream of large women.
"I've hired you to help me start a war. It's a prestigous line of work, with a long and glorious tradition."
"I just do not think it is right, killing an innocent girl."
Inconceivable!
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means, what you think it means."
You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen.
"This is noble, sir. His wife is...crippled...their children on the brink of starvation."
You're a rotten liar.
I need him to help avenge my father, murdered these twenty years!
YOU MOCK MY PAIN!!!
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"True Love is the greatest thing in the world...except for a nice MLT, you know, a mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich, when the mutton is nice and lean, and the tomatoes a ripe...they're so perky...I love that...but what he clearly said was, "to blathe" which we all know means, to bluff...so you probably both were gambling and he owes you money..."
Your first story was better.
He probably owes you money, huh? Well, I'll ask him.
How can you ask him? He's dead!
Look who knows so much! Well, it just so happens that he's only MOSTLY dead.
I am no one to be trifled with. That is all you need know.
"I can't afford to make exceptions.
He died well, that should please you. No bribe attempts or blubbering. He simply said,"Please. Please, I need to live."
But mostly dead means slightly alive.
Hey! What's so important? What you got here that's worth living for?
Truuuuuue.....looooooove......