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Liberty's Edge

Freshly-made coleslaw
is what I make every day
for my family

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for my family
I put up with all kinds of
love the memory

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Love the memory
of going on my first date
it was a fun time

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It was a fun time
Playing skeeball at Putt-Putt
A quarter was GOLD

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A quarter was gold?
Man it's a good thing we're off
of our gold standard

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of our gold standard
measuring the way it was
and X marks the spot

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And X marks the spot
if you don't die on the way
from swords or disease

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from swords or disease
yah, only the good die young
so says Billy Joel

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"SO..." says Billy Joel:
"My parents kicked me out so
can I crash right here?"

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"Can I crash right here?"
impaired driver asks the cop
stop sign bent over

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Stop! Sign bent over
to replace the one that kid
ran into last night

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ran into last night
old friend with lots of fat cash
gonna make it rain

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Gonna make it rain
So weather networks can buy
correct new forecasts


Correct new forecasts
Would earn me a lot of cash
If I just had them

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If I just had them
a few moments to myself
Happy Father's Day

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Happy Father's day
I celebrated Sunday
cuz dad's out of town :(


cuz dad's out of town
Momma played her own squeezebox
Woke the whole damn street

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Woke the whole damn street
while we were rocking down to
'lectic avenue

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Lectic Avenue
Right Past Diagon Street
And Nocturn Alley


and nocturnally
tyger tyger burning bright
knocking on my door

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Knocking in my door
the defense systems will kick in
"Take THIS you girl scout!"

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Take THIS you girl scout!
NO! I said ROBOT COOKIES!
poor super villain.

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Poor super villains
those stupid adventurers
always foil their plans

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always foil their plans
potatoes on the hot grill
now die you spuds DIE!

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Now die you spuds DIE!
They are good at barbecues
In fries and Lay's Chips

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In fries and Lay's Chips
all the fingers found in there
one bloody severed


one, bloody severed
two, mangled and disfigured
isn't counting fun

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Isn't counting fun?
Here we have five, five blood thralls!
Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah!

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Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Rollercoasters sure are fun!
IN phineas and Ferb!


Inphineas and Ferb!
Buzzed Buzz Lightyear on light beer
Slurring his catchphrase

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Slurring his catchphrase?
Those stupid antiheroes
ain't got no respect

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ain't got no respect
plot to take over World
two crazy lab mice

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Two crazy lab mice
one smart. the other not so much
the Brain and Pinkie

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"The Brain and Pinkie"?
Turkish Animaniacs
Well, that explains it

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Well...that explains it.
So when she said "Swimming's fun!"
She MEANT the pool hall?

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She meant the pool
hall with two turntables and a
Mike all grown it's at

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Mike "all grown, it's at
Philly to check for yourself"
"We're in Seattle"

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We're in Seattle
Sleepless on the radio
where can I find love?

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Where can I find love?
To the left or maybe the right
time to catch some fish!

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Where can I find love?
To the left or maybe right
time to catch some fish!

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time to catch some fish
cast the net of religion
time to sing and pray

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Time to sing AND pray?
Man I didn't know that church
carried such hard tasks


carried such hard tasks
put in a box of sorrow
buried in a pit

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Buried in a pit?
Only dead people go there
Let's cross our fingers.

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Let's cross our fingers
let the judges decide right
love for everyone

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Love for everyone?
I will settle with just me
but I'll give it out

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but I'll give it out
my seven digits to call
waiting by the phone

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Waiting by the phone,
Made from a Speak-n-Spell toy
He stared at the sky

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Waiting by the phone
What do I do while I wait.
Check Paizo, of course!

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He stared at the sky
when haiku's gone hay wire
Check Paizo, of course!

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