The Haiku Game

[lucky7]

Winter came too soon
in the icy freezing lands
of Minnesota.

[El Dios De Los Almas Perdidas]

"Of Minnesota"
A terribly boring film
Starring Ben Affleck

[lucky7]

Starring Ben Affleck
"Argo" a new thriller film
that won the Oscar.

[drunken_nomad]

That won the Oscar?
Story of woman as cat
Fighting Gotham's crime.

[lucky7]

Fighting Gotham's crime
because Batman is away
on wild sex romps

[drunken_nomad]

on wild sexy romps
Dolphins, Daleks, and Dinos.
Better use some oil.

[lucky7]

Better use some oil
if I'm gonna see great Oz
to give me a heart

[Charlie Bell]

To give me a heart
We'll need a living donor
Why not use Toto?

[The Vicious Chicken of Bristol]

Why not use Toto?
'Africa' is a good song
Soundtrack for dating

[lucky7]

Soundtrack for dating
for when things get quite kinky
"Go Power Rangers!"

[MythrilDragon]

Go Power Rangers
said no one cool ever
Voltron forever

[lucky7]

Voltron forever!
Said my hellknight friend Matthew
I despise him so

[Charlie Bell]

I despise him, so
I will have bloody revenge
Vendetta is on!

[MythrilDragon]

Vendetta is on
get your Guy Fawkes masks on now
popcorn with butter

[lucky7]

Popcorn with butter?
It's really more of a grease
but it still tastes good.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

"Butt: It Still Tastes Good"
meat lobby advertising
needs serious work

[lucky7]

Need serious work?
Come to our brand new law firm
we might hire you

[drunken_nomad]

we might hire you, bud
Step right up, initial here
Sign the dotted line

[Charlie Bell]

Sign the dotted line
Never mind all that fine print
Trust me, citizen

[lucky7]

Trust me citizen
I've seen this a million times
"well, this is brand new"

[MythrilDragon]

Well this is brand new
now for something completely
different, retro

[lucky7]

Different, retro
those are the exact same things
it's just redundant

[MythrilDragon]

it's just redundant
political posturing
heard it all before

[lucky7]

Heard it all before?
My new mix tape of the world
proves that you haven't.

[MythrilDragon]

proves that you haven't
the games that you win and lose
the next poster will

[lucky7]

"The next poster will"
a very intresting game
I kinda stink at

[Charlie Bell]

I kinda stink at
Basketball, but I rock at
Running Pathfinder

[lucky7]

Running Pathfinder
with my ragtag group of friends
The Amazing Six

[MythrilDragon]

The Amazing Six
samurai after one died
not as good a film

[lucky7]

Not as good a film?
Transformers two was better
than Les Miserables

[MythrilDragon]

than Les Miserables?
of this I have not yet seen
Breakin' 2 instead

[lucky7]

Break into In.'s Head
The only toilet in this
blasted area

[Cuchulainn]

Blasted Area!
Right between the shoulder blades
Unscratchable itch

[lucky7]

Unscratchable itch!
The bane of mankind since our dawn
and into our dusk.

[MythrilDragon]

and into our dusk
falling rainbows fall away
where is your mommy

[lucky7]

Where is your mommy?
She says to knock you out now.
You two have issues.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

You, too, have issues
I see a psychiatrist
At least I know mine

[MythrilDragon]

At least I know mine
a dysfunctional family
someone adopt me

[lucky7]

Someone adopt me
Then I can go on a quest
to find my parents.

[Cuchulainn]

To find my parents,
I hired a detective
Dresden was his name

[MythrilDragon]

Dresden was his name
hero of many novels
one season T V

[lucky7]

One season TV?
I didn't like it that much.
"Dresden! He is gone!"

[MythrilDragon]

Dresden, he is Gone?
I sure liked that TV show
Not! Must read the book

[lucky7]

Not! Must Read the Book
But before I do I must
read "meaningful" books

[MythrilDragon]

read meaningful books
Animal Farm and Hobbit
not those twilight books

[Quiche Lisp]

Not those twilight books
perused under that bloody moon
with flesh-entwined hooks

[lucky7]

With flesh-entwined hooks
the monster attacks the gnome!
Time to roll init.

[MythrilDragon]

Time to roll in it
cash dough cheddar Benjamin's
gonna make it rain

[lucky7]

Gonna make it rain
and rain and rain and rain more
unless you pay me

[Cuchulainn]

Unless you pay me,
Your Cabbage Patch kid will be
Freshly-made coleslaw