The Haiku Game

[The Jade]

Boy, they get my goat!
But then she's kind of easy
She'll lay for roughage

[Cuchulainn]

"Shieleigh'fer'uffage!"
He said in a thick accent,
Waving his big stick

[TheChozyn]

Waving his big stick
Is his guaranteed way of
Getting arrested

[Cuchulainn]

Getting arrested
Is funny if you're drunk, and
Alone in the cell

[drunken_nomad]

Alone in the cell
Paramecium coming
Mitosis for two

[Charles Scholz]

Mitosis for two
Torture chamber for three more
That just leaves us four.

[therealthom]

That just leaves us four.
The play's characters perish
Who is the killer?

[Cuchulainn]

"Who is the killer?"
Colonel Mustard asked aloud
Look in the mirror!

[Charles Scholz]

Look in the mirror
See what I see every day
Death and Dispair. Joy.

[Cuchulainn]

"Death and Despair, Joy.
That's what life is all about."
"Thanks dad," Joy replied.

[Cuchulainn]

"Thanks dad," Joy replied.
"Let's ask mom," Pain suggested.
Like sunshine...and rain.

[Andrew Tuttle]

Like sunshine. And rain.
The breeze blows gently against
the grave at their feet.

[Charles Scholz]

The grave at their feet
Began to churn and rise. The
Zombie attacked.

[Andrew Tuttle]

"No, no, NO!" cried Joy!
Her holy symbol at hand,
Bright Light! Undead ... gone.

[Charles Scholz]

Linking my previous post and this one. You are supposed to use the last line of the of the previous post as the first line in your post. Also, I meant to type Zombies.

Zombies Attacked
Almost all were caught off guard
"No, No, No!" Cried Joy!

Andrew Tuttle wrote:

"No, no, NO!" cried Joy!

Her holy symbol at hand,
Bright Light! Undead ... gone.

Bright Light! Undead ... gone.

Nothing but ashes remain.
Cleanup on aisle three.

[Andrew Tuttle]

(Charles ... "attacked" ... is two syllables. Part of why I typed, "No, no NO!" in Joy's voice.

"Cleanup on aisle three."
A voice, in her head ... speaking.
Joy's blue eyes focused.

[Cuchulainn]

Joy's blue eyes focused
On memories of childhood
Burned into the brain

[drunken_nomad]

Burned into the brain
Playstation six invasive
Plug in base of skull

[therealthom]

Plug in base of skull
Load kung fu software in brain
Neo is ready

[Cuchulainn]

Neo is ready
Nemo, on the other hand...
Still stuck in the tank

[drunken_nomad]

Still stuck in the tank
Fat Cobra Commander stews
Tomax Xamot laugh

[Cuchulainn]

Tomax Xamot laugh
Back and forth in unison
Evil surround sound

[Cuchulainn]

Evil surround sound
The Black Speech in stereo
Radio Mordor

[Charles Scholz]

Radio Mordor
Listen to it all day long
The Eye is Watching

[Cuchulainn]

The Eye is watching
The Ear is listening, too
What's The Nose into?

[drunken_nomad]

What's The Nose into?
Slim Goodbody wants to know
PBS and You

[Cuchulainn]

PBS and You:
The ins and outs of building
The perfect archer

[Cuchulainn]

The perfect archer
Can shoot a bow with her toes
A great party trick!

[therealthom]

A great party trick
Give hostess flowers and card
Bam! Explosive Runes.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Bam! Explosive Runes.
I thought my green tea tasted
Like Metamucil.

[drunken_nomad]

Like Metamucil
Bulk is my product, fiber!
Comin atcha live!

[Kruelaid]

Comin atcha live
It leaps up
From the toilet seat

[Irulesmost]

From the toilet seat
One can read a newspaper
To pass time and...more

[Haiku Monster]

To pass time...and more
We look at all the forums
Many angry thoughts

[gran rey de los mono]

Many angry thoughts
Swirl and echo through my head
I'll write a new song

[The Jade]

I'll write a new song
Check the chorus, hear that gong?
That's my man, Leo Fong

[The Jade]

ACK... I blew the syllable count on the final line. I'll fix it:

That's him, Leo Fong
Sparred with Bruce Lee all day long
I'll stop rhyming now

[drunken_nomad]

LOL...I saw the first one last night and missed the count
I'll stop rhyming now
Jade known to let the beat.......DROP
Biz-i-ness major

[The Jade]

Biz-i-ness major
My appeal to the minors
Dope, in general

[Charles Scholz]

Dope, in General
Lets you do what you want to
Now, and pay for later.

[Twigs]

Now, and pay for later
On the boards at 2-A-M
Deadlines soar on by...

[zylphryx]

Deadlines soar on by ...
Like birds flying on the wind
No expectations.

[The Jade]

No Expectations
Dickensian prequel like
An Easter Carol

[The Jade]

An Easter Carol:
We wish you a hardboiled egg
And happy new ears

[drunken_nomad]

And happy new ears
Punished by atonal notes
Inverted themselves

[Cuchulainn]

Inverted themselves
And perverted the others
Just ask their mothers!

[The Jade]

Just ask their mothers!
What they think about their kids
Paizo Haikuin'!

[drunken_nomad]

Paizo Haikuin'!
Reverse reverse subtitles
Confusion begins

[gran rey de los mono]

Confusion begins
Then continues through the night
And all the next day

[Twigs]

and all the next day
why it's madness in the streets
and men in frilled skirts