The Haiku Game

[TheChozyn]

Off in yonder field
The flowers grow lustily
Bees are Nature's whores

[Studpuffin]

Bees are Nature's whores
All painted up in pollen
Wish I was a bee...

[The Jade]

Wish I was a bee
So am I a wannabee?
I'll let you decide

[Studpuffin]

I'll let you decide
You must cherry pick all the
Grape Jolly Ranchers

[TheChozyn]

Grape Jolly Ranchers
second to Watermelon
Woe be to fillings

[Studpuffin]

Woe be to fillings
and those with diabetes
One cannot hurt, right?

[TheChozyn]

One cannot hurt, right?
Yes, but two is what you get
One for each eye... Punk!

[The Jade]

One for each eye... Punk!
Wrong thing to say to Grandma
No sense of humor

[Studpuffin]

No sense of humor
they are extracted by some
very big leeches.

[Vattnisse]

Very big leeches
Big enough to eat a moose
They haunt my nightmares

[drunken_nomad]

They haunt my nightmares
Faded orchids leaky roof
Unmarked shallow grave

[Vattnisse]

Unmarked shallow grave
In the pet cemetery
Undead mice attack!

[Studpuffin]

Undead mice attack,
its not very effective
against cat archons.

[Vattnisse]

Against cat archons
One thing seems to always work:
Infernal catnip

[TheChozyn]

Infernal catnip
Now my cat is a junkie
Here come the twitches

[Cuchulainn]

Here come the twitches
Then the guffaws of laughter
I'm left in stitches

[TheChozyn]

I'm left in stitches
I guess some things don't need hugs
Beware of liches

[Cuchulainn]

Beware of liches?!
Gonna make 'em my b****es
I can Smite Evil

[Charles Scholz]

I can Smite Evil
Beware the Paladin's Might
You Horny Devil

[Cuchulainn]

You Horny Devil
The Runelord of Lust awaits
She is impatient

[TheChozyn]

She is impatient
I told her to, "Slow her Roll"
Now I'm inpatient

[Charles Scholz]

Now I'm inpatient
The Doctor's waiting for me
Here comes the scalpal.

[Cuchulainn]

Here comes the "Scalpel"
And a strike from the "Cat's Paw"
The Gray Mouser wins

[TheChozyn]

The Gray Mouser wins
He has vanquished all comers
Now what is his prize?

[drunken_nomad]

Now what is his prize?
Choose Wave, Blackrazor, or Whelm
Or teleport home

[Cuchulainn]

Or teleport home
But don't climb in the Devil's Mouth
Annihilation

[The Jade]

Annihilation
That's when you turn things into
Egyptian rivers

[Cuchulainn]

Egyptian Rivers
Denial won't stop 'da flood, and
May turn it to blood

[TheChozyn]

May it turn to blood
Because water is thinner
We need thickness here

[The Jade]

"We need thickness here!"
Hell of a thing to shout out
During a porn shoot

[Studpuffin]

During a porn shoot
I'm not touching this one guys,
It won't be funny.

[TheChozyn]

It won't be funny
It will really be quite angry
Adam Sandlar's death

[Cuchulainn]

Adam Sandler's DEATH
Terry Pratchett would be proud
Discworld is funny

[Charles Scholz]

Discworld is funny
My favorite character
is Death's Horse Binky

[Studpuffin]

is Death's Horse Binky
the funniest name ever?
I would say maybe.

[TheChozyn]

I would say maybe
Definatly probably
It is possible

[The Jade]

It is possible
Camels through a needle's eye
Sausage factory

[Studpuffin]

Sausage factory,
little place in Vienna
Austrian hotdogs

[Vattnisse]

Austrian hotdogs
were Mozart's favourite food
tastes best with ketchup

[therealthom]

Tastes best with ketchup
Or should I say ahh catsup
I like sauerkraut

[Cuchulainn]

I like sauerkraut
Is as likely as true as
I hate Cinnabons

[The Jade]

I hate Cinnabons
But Cindy's buns suit me fine
Hot as fresh pastry

[TheChozyn]

Hot as fresh pastry
She is also quite flakey
Need a glass of milk

[Cuchulainn]

Need a glass of milk
To neutralize the acid
Oh my, how it burns!

[Charles Scholz]

Oh my, how it burns!
The goggles, they do not help
My eyes to forget.

[Cuchulainn]

My eyes to forget
Walking in on my parents
I am scarred for life

[TheChozyn]

My eyes to forget
My one glance of you naked
Rosie O'Donnell

[Charles Scholz]

TheChozyn wrote:

/edit/ I am scarred for life /edit/

My one glance of you naked
Rosie O'Donnell

Rosie O'Donnell

Best thing for television
When you got cancelled

[Cuchulainn]

When you got cancelled
My Rod of Cancellation
Crumbled into dust

[TheChozyn]

Crumbled into dust
My attempts to make Haiku
Thanks for the edit