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Geez, there are still people who want to move to LA? I really am different.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Geez, there are still people who want to move to LA? I really am different.

since I am going in for psychology anybody know of any good grad schools for that option?


Woodraven wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Geez, there are still people who want to move to LA? I really am different.
since I am going in for psychology anybody know of any good grad schools for that option?

NAU; North Arizona University.

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Celestial Healer wrote:


On a more serious note... I know you're in SD, but what are your thoughts on SoCal as a place to live, in terms of expense, quality of life, etc?

Sadly, my serious opinion does not differ that much from my Futurama quote. I hate Southern California. It's a godforsaken desert with too many people, you can't do anything or go anywhere without a car, most of it is mass-produced cookie-cutter urban sprawl without character or soul, the people by and large are ignorant of the rest of the country (though, if you're coming from New York, this may not actually be a change), and everything is expensive (bread, eggs, and milk, to name a few things, but also gas).

To top it all off, the state government is run by a collection of chimps, the term limits prevent anyone with any competence from rising up in the legislative ranks, and a large number of laws are created through operation of a direct democracy system, the likes of which the founding fathers were wise to avoid.

It's ugly, it's dry, it's brown, it's carpeted in asphalt and cement, there are earthquakes, and the sun never f$$$ing goes away.

Seriously, I hate Southern California, I'd move if we hadn't already put down some roots and there were a viable opportunity elsewhere.


ghost post

Liberty's Edge

Sebastian wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:


On a more serious note... I know you're in SD, but what are your thoughts on SoCal as a place to live, in terms of expense, quality of life, etc?

Sadly, my serious opinion does not differ that much from my Futurama quote. I hate The Missouri-Mississippi-Ohio Basin. It's a godforsaken swamp with too many people, you can't do anything or go anywhere without a car, most of it is mass-produced cookie-cutter urban sprawl without character or soul, the people by and large are ignorant of the rest of the country (though, if you're coming from New York, this may not actually be a change), and everything is expensive (bread, eggs, and milk, to name a few things, but also gas).

To top it all off, the state government is run by a collection of chimps, the term limits prevent anyone with any competence from rising up in the legislative ranks, and a large number of laws are created through operation of a direct democracy system, the likes of which the founding fathers were wise to avoid.

It's ugly, it's dry, it's brown (most of the year), it's carpeted in asphalt and cement, there are earthquakes, and the sun never f%~~ing goes away.

Seriously, I hate The Missouir-Mississippi-Ohio Basin, I'd move if we hadn't already put down some roots and there were a viable opportunity elsewhere.

If you change some of the words... it sounds just like here!

Scarab Sages

Studpuffin wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:


On a more serious note... I know you're in SD, but what are your thoughts on SoCal as a place to live, in terms of expense, quality of life, etc?

Sadly, my serious opinion does not differ that much from my Futurama quote. I hate The Missouri-Mississippi-Ohio Basin. It's a godforsaken swamp with too many people, you can't do anything or go anywhere without a car, most of it is mass-produced cookie-cutter urban sprawl without character or soul, the people by and large are ignorant of the rest of the country (though, if you're coming from New York, this may not actually be a change), and everything is expensive (bread, eggs, and milk, to name a few things, but also gas).

To top it all off, the state government is run by a collection of chimps, the term limits prevent anyone with any competence from rising up in the legislative ranks, and a large number of laws are created through operation of a direct democracy system, the likes of which the founding fathers were wise to avoid.

It's ugly, it's dry, it's brown (most of the year), it's carpeted in asphalt and cement, there are earthquakes, and the sun never f%~~ing goes away.

Seriously, I hate The Missouir-Mississippi-Ohio Basin, I'd move if we hadn't already put down some roots and there were a viable opportunity elsewhere.

If you change some of the words... it sounds just like here!

You have earthquakes?


ghost post again

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And how do you have a dry swamp?


Moff Rimmer wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:


On a more serious note... I know you're in SD, but what are your thoughts on SoCal as a place to live, in terms of expense, quality of life, etc?

Sadly, my serious opinion does not differ that much from my Futurama quote. I hate The Missouri-Mississippi-Ohio Basin. It's a godforsaken swamp with too many people, you can't do anything or go anywhere without a car, most of it is mass-produced cookie-cutter urban sprawl without character or soul, the people by and large are ignorant of the rest of the country (though, if you're coming from New York, this may not actually be a change), and everything is expensive (bread, eggs, and milk, to name a few things, but also gas).

To top it all off, the state government is run by a collection of chimps, the term limits prevent anyone with any competence from rising up in the legislative ranks, and a large number of laws are created through operation of a direct democracy system, the likes of which the founding fathers were wise to avoid.

It's ugly, it's dry, it's brown (most of the year), it's carpeted in asphalt and cement, there are earthquakes, and the sun never f%~~ing goes away.

Seriously, I hate The Missouir-Mississippi-Ohio Basin, I'd move if we hadn't already put down some roots and there were a viable opportunity elsewhere.

If you change some of the words... it sounds just like here!
You have earthquakes?

I think it is the new madrid faultline.

Liberty's Edge

Hey Moff, check this out.

New Madrid Fault Zone

Liberty's Edge

Sebastian wrote:
And how do you have a dry swamp?

They're seasonal. It sucks having flood planes.

Edit: Unless you're a farmer.


Studpuffin wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
And how do you have a dry swamp?

They're seasonal. It sucks having flood planes.

Edit: Unless you're a farmer.

If you have a plane, you can escape the flood plains.

Liberty's Edge

Urizen wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
And how do you have a dry swamp?

They're seasonal. It sucks having flood planes.

Edit: Unless you're a farmer.

If you have a plane, you can escape the flood plains.

haha, oops.

Liberty's Edge

I bet you all don't know the difference between a swamp and a marsh! </stump jumpin' Jethro>


Studpuffin wrote:
I bet you all don't know the difference between a swamp and a marsh! </stump jumpin' Jethro>

Oh dear, now you've got him started! :)

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Studpuffin wrote:
I bet you all don't know the difference between a swamp and a marsh! </stump jumpin' Jethro>

Er...swamps tap for black mana...marshes typically tap for blue or black mana...

Liberty's Edge

Maybe I should go join Appalachee Jihad.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
I am thinking matinee, if I'm not too late for all of them. Clash of the Titans or the Dragon movie.
Try to view CoT as a stand alone. You'll like it better. It was enjoyable but departed from the original and the mythos.
I decided I had a shot at getting my wife to go with to CoT, so I went to How to Train Your Dragon instead. Dangit, when did matinées start being AM movies only? I just missed saving $3.

bummer. The shows here btwn 4-6 are Twilight prices, which are cheaper than matinee. At least at our fav theatre.

Liberty's Edge

Sebastian wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
I bet you all don't know the difference between a swamp and a marsh! </stump jumpin' Jethro>
Er...swamps tap for black mana...marshes typically tap for blue or black mana...

Hehe, you said "tap".

Liberty's Edge

Every time I hear about "Clash of the Titans", I cannot help but think of "Clerks".

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Studpuffin wrote:
Every time I hear about "Clash of the Titans", I cannot help but think of "Clerks".

Huh?


Studpuffin wrote:

Hey Moff, check this out.

New Madrid Fault Zone

My hometown of Kennett, Mo is almost directly on it.


phantom post

Liberty's Edge

Sebastian wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Every time I hear about "Clash of the Titans", I cannot help but think of "Clerks".
Huh?

Haven't seen Clerks?

Anyway, Randal (one of the two main characters) always crabs about how crap happens while he's trying to watch Clash of the Titans.

Here, Clerks Movie.

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Studpuffin wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Every time I hear about "Clash of the Titans", I cannot help but think of "Clerks".
Huh?

Haven't seen Clerks?

Anyway, Randal (one of the two main characters) always crabs about how crap happens while he's trying to watch Clash of the Titans.

Here, Clerks Movie.

Haven't seen Clerks?

How dare you.

How dare you.

I just didn't remember that he was trying to watch Clash of the Titans in it...

Liberty's Edge

Garydee wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:

Hey Moff, check this out.

New Madrid Fault Zone

My hometown of Kennett, Mo is almost directly on it.

We live just north of St. Louis and don't feel many of the effects, but we get to feel some of them. Article says the fault may be shutting down... huh.

Liberty's Edge

Sebastian wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Every time I hear about "Clash of the Titans", I cannot help but think of "Clerks".
Huh?

Haven't seen Clerks?

Anyway, Randal (one of the two main characters) always crabs about how crap happens while he's trying to watch Clash of the Titans.

Here, Clerks Movie.

Haven't seen Clerks?

How dare you.

How dare you.

I just didn't remember that he was trying to watch Clash of the Titans in it...

Eh, its in passing only. He says it again in J&SB:SB I think.


Studpuffin wrote:
Garydee wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:

Hey Moff, check this out.

New Madrid Fault Zone

My hometown of Kennett, Mo is almost directly on it.
We live just north of St. Louis and don't feel many of the effects, but we get to feel some of them. Article says the fault may be shutting down... huh.

You have to understand Lord Secretary of Nature Mairkurion has been forced to make some cut backs. It was either the fault or the Nymph belly dancers.... buh-bye faultline.


The Enclave doesn't recognize your sovereignity, we're the true America! A couple of nukes should put that big crack right back into proper order.

Your President:
John Henry Eden


Studpuffin wrote:
Every time I hear about "Clash of the Titans", I cannot help but think of "Clerks".

my roomie found a rum named "The Kraken" so when we hear or think of the movie quote "Release the Kraken!!!" we say bottoms up or if we have had enough there is a pantamime involving a zipper, I leave the rest to your imagination


appearo

Scarab Sages

Sebastian wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:


On a more serious note... I know you're in SD, but what are your thoughts on SoCal as a place to live, in terms of expense, quality of life, etc?

Sadly, my serious opinion does not differ that much from my Futurama quote. I hate Southern California. It's a godforsaken desert with too many people, you can't do anything or go anywhere without a car, most of it is mass-produced cookie-cutter urban sprawl without character or soul, the people by and large are ignorant of the rest of the country (though, if you're coming from New York, this may not actually be a change), and everything is expensive (bread, eggs, and milk, to name a few things, but also gas).

To top it all off, the state government is run by a collection of chimps, the term limits prevent anyone with any competence from rising up in the legislative ranks, and a large number of laws are created through operation of a direct democracy system, the likes of which the founding fathers were wise to avoid.

It's ugly, it's dry, it's brown, it's carpeted in asphalt and cement, there are earthquakes, and the sun never f~&*ing goes away.

Seriously, I hate Southern California, I'd move if we hadn't already put down some roots and there were a viable opportunity elsewhere.

From my limited experience (my wife is from there and we visit around once a year), Sebastian pretty well nailed it. Except that from what I understand, LA is even more so. A lot of people really like it there, but those are people who REALLY like the sun. It almost never rains and it is dry (but not as dry as Colorado Springs). The California laws and such are bizarre to say the least.

It is a really nice place to visit (IMO), but I wouldn't want to live there. Besides, I like the snow. And we don't get enough of it here.

Sebastian -- are you looking? Is there nowhere that will take a couple of lawyers?


Lord President Moorluck wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Garydee wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:

Hey Moff, check this out.

New Madrid Fault Zone

My hometown of Kennett, Mo is almost directly on it.
We live just north of St. Louis and don't feel many of the effects, but we get to feel some of them. Article says the fault may be shutting down... huh.
You have to understand Lord Secretary of Nature Mairkurion has been forced to make some cut backs. It was either the fault or the Nymph belly dancers.... buh-bye faultline.

Our priorities are well in order, Lord President. Necklines and hemlines first, fault lines way second.

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Moff Rimmer wrote:


Sebastian -- are you looking? Is there nowhere that will take a couple of lawyers?

I wish. My wife is a Californian through and through, though I always tell her I fell in love with her on the mistaken belief that she was a good midwestern girl or, at worse, a new yorker. I never expected her to be a Californian. Anyway, she's very plugged in to the local community and has a strong relationship with USD, so it doesn't necessarily make sense to move.

Though, I did get an email from a headhunter looking for attorneys in Boulder this morning...


This "Oasis" attrocity seems to have escaped beyond the borders of the Wastelands. I wonder, "President" Moorluck, if your lord secretary has any relation to Harold or Bob from that abyssmally green place up north...


President Eden wrote:

The Enclave doesn't recognize your sovereignity, we're the true America! A couple of nukes should put that big crack right back into proper order.

Your President:
John Henry Eden

Lord Secretary of Kicking A** Taig had your nukes... for breakfast. Besides, didn't you get talked into offing yourself by a 19 year old girl in cut off jeans? ;)


Lord President Moorluck wrote:
President Eden wrote:

The Enclave doesn't recognize your sovereignity, we're the true America! A couple of nukes should put that big crack right back into proper order.

Your President:
John Henry Eden

Lord Secretary of Kicking A** Taig had your nukes... for breakfast. Besides, didn't you get talked into offing yourself by a 19 year old girl in cut off jeans? ;)

That's not what the 19 year old girl in cut off jeans got me to do.


President Eden wrote:
This "Oasis" attrocity seems to have escaped beyond the borders of the Wastelands. I wonder, "President" Moorluck, if your lord secretary has any relation to Harold or Bob from that abyssmally green place up north...

Harold was a unfortunate intern who got into Lord Mairkurions stash... we told him it was for fey and plants only, you know these snot nosed college grads, think they know everything.

Scarab Sages

Sebastian wrote:
Though, I did get an email from a headhunter looking for attorneys in Boulder this morning...

Go there for "vacation". It's actually a very beautiful town/city. Of course you'd have to make it past the tree-hugging, tofu eating hippies.

Liberty's Edge

You know Moorluck... we're blathering about Fallout again.

Sigh, Treppa and Solnes should need to intervene.


OK, this is what I read, which is rather different than the original

Woodraven wrote:
my roomie found a nun named "The Kraken" so when we hear or think of the movie quote "Release the Kraken!!!" we say bottoms up or if we have had enough there is a pantamime involving a zipper, I leave the rest to your imagination

Liberty's Edge

Woodraven wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Every time I hear about "Clash of the Titans", I cannot help but think of "Clerks".
my roomie found a rum named "The Kraken" so when we hear or think of the movie quote "Release the Kraken!!!" we say bottoms up or if we have had enough there is a pantamime involving a zipper, I leave the rest to your imagination

What?

Liberty's Edge

Treppa wrote:

OK, this is what I read, which is rather different than the original

Woodraven wrote:
my roomie found a nun named "The Kraken" so when we hear or think of the movie quote "Release the Kraken!!!" we say bottoms up or if we have had enough there is a pantamime involving a zipper, I leave the rest to your imagination

What?


Moff Rimmer wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Though, I did get an email from a headhunter looking for attorneys in Boulder this morning...
Go there for "vacation". It's actually a very beautiful town/city. Of course you'd have to make it past the tree-hugging, tofu eating hippies.

It's a lot like Oasis, actually.

Scarab Sages

Treppa wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Though, I did get an email from a headhunter looking for attorneys in Boulder this morning...
Go there for "vacation". It's actually a very beautiful town/city. Of course you'd have to make it past the tree-hugging, tofu eating hippies.
It's a lot like Oasis, actually.

Where's Oasis?

Liberty's Edge

Moff Rimmer wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Though, I did get an email from a headhunter looking for attorneys in Boulder this morning...
Go there for "vacation". It's actually a very beautiful town/city. Of course you'd have to make it past the tree-hugging, tofu eating hippies.
It's a lot like Oasis, actually.
Where's Oasis?

She let a Fallout 3 reference loose upon ye.


Lord Secretary of Nature wrote:
Lord President Moorluck wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Garydee wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:

Hey Moff, check this out.

New Madrid Fault Zone

My hometown of Kennett, Mo is almost directly on it.
We live just north of St. Louis and don't feel many of the effects, but we get to feel some of them. Article says the fault may be shutting down... huh.
You have to understand Lord Secretary of Nature Mairkurion has been forced to make some cut backs. It was either the fault or the Nymph belly dancers.... buh-bye faultline.
Our priorities are well in order, Lord President. Necklines and hemlines first, fault lines way second.

Also, chorus lines and congo lines were preserved.

Scarab Sages

Studpuffin wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Though, I did get an email from a headhunter looking for attorneys in Boulder this morning...
Go there for "vacation". It's actually a very beautiful town/city. Of course you'd have to make it past the tree-hugging, tofu eating hippies.
It's a lot like Oasis, actually.
Where's Oasis?
She let a Fallout 3 reference loose upon ye.

Well -- Stop that. Or at least warn me next time.

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