
Treppa |

Salutations and Crenellations !
I've been directed here after I successfully managed to detonate a psi-bomb in the Pony Love Thread.
I'll be honest with you folks. My first brush with Off-Topic forum 3 years ago led me to conclusion that it's full of Nazi Jewish Pony Lawyers battling Muslim Gay Fascist Kobolds, all of them being heathen undereducated fat Americans at the same time. So, I declared this place a wretched hive of scum and villainy, and never looked back since.
Until now ! Turns out that the Off-topic forum, with FAWTL threads in particular, are full of enlightened classy people ! Therefore, I decided to join the fray. Coming up next, full version of the Pony Song. You might want to have a bucket handy.
You pretty much heard correctly the first time. :P

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Gary Teter wrote:Crimson Jester wrote:How packed is the con?Packed chock full of awesome.Soooooooo jealous.
But glad you guys are all having fun. :)
*sigh* At least practically all of you guys have a chance to go to the Con some day. The chances of me ever attending are so low it's not even worth contemplating. :(

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lynora wrote:*sigh* At least practically all of you guys have a chance to go to the Con some day. The chances of me ever attending are so low it's not even worth contemplating. :(Gary Teter wrote:Crimson Jester wrote:How packed is the con?Packed chock full of awesome.Soooooooo jealous.
But glad you guys are all having fun. :)
You know IF were to win the lottery. Yeah I know not gonna happen. But if so you would so be on a plane to visit the states.

Ambrosia Slaad |

flash_cxxi wrote:*sigh* At least practically all of you guys have a chance to go to the Con some day. The chances of me ever attending are so low it's not even worth contemplating. :(You know IF were to win the lottery. Yeah I know not gonna happen. But if so you would so be on a plane to visit the states.
OK, if I ever win the lottery, I'm throwing a FaWTLy bacchanalia and flying everyone in. Right after I get my nosejob. :)

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Crimson Jester wrote:OK, if I ever win the lottery, I'm throwing a FaWTLy bacchanalia and flying everyone in. Right after I get my boobjob. :)flash_cxxi wrote:*sigh* At least practically all of you guys have a chance to go to the Con some day. The chances of me ever attending are so low it's not even worth contemplating. :(You know IF were to win the lottery. Yeah I know not gonna happen. But if so you would so be on a plane to visit the states.
You know Urizen would do it.:)

Ambrosia Slaad |

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:Crimson Jester wrote:OK, if I ever win the lottery, I'm throwing a FaWTLy bacchanalia and flying everyone in. Right after I get my boobjob. :)flash_cxxi wrote:*sigh* At least practically all of you guys have a chance to go to the Con some day. The chances of me ever attending are so low it's not even worth contemplating. :(You know IF were to win the lottery. Yeah I know not gonna happen. But if so you would so be on a plane to visit the states.You know Urizen would do it.:)
I'm not ruling that out. But I'm much more obsessed over the nose.

Eric Swanson |

Crimson Jester wrote:I'm not ruling that out. But I'm much more obsessed over the nose.Ambrosia Slaad wrote:Crimson Jester wrote:OK, if I ever win the lottery, I'm throwing a FaWTLy bacchanalia and flying everyone in. Right after I get my boobjob. :)flash_cxxi wrote:*sigh* At least practically all of you guys have a chance to go to the Con some day. The chances of me ever attending are so low it's not even worth contemplating. :(You know IF were to win the lottery. Yeah I know not gonna happen. But if so you would so be on a plane to visit the states.You know Urizen would do it.:)
good thing most guys aren't, he he

Ambrosia Slaad |

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:good thing most guys aren't, he heCrimson Jester wrote:I'm not ruling that out. But I'm much more obsessed over the nose.Ambrosia Slaad wrote:Crimson Jester wrote:OK, if I ever win the lottery, I'm throwing a FaWTLy bacchanalia and flying everyone in. Right after I get my boobjob. :)flash_cxxi wrote:*sigh* At least practically all of you guys have a chance to go to the Con some day. The chances of me ever attending are so low it's not even worth contemplating. :(You know IF were to win the lottery. Yeah I know not gonna happen. But if so you would so be on a plane to visit the states.You know Urizen would do it.:)
:)

Patrick Curtin |

Meh. I'd have fun for a bit ... but I am pragmatic enough to know that trying to be a big shot is its own poison, I see enough of that crapfoolery with the trustifarians that bum around my neck of the woods.
No big mansions, no fast cars, just maybe a nice secluded home deep in the woods with a room for geek stuff and the occasional splurge to a con.
And this. Gotta have that ...

Urizen |

Crimson Jester wrote:I'm not ruling that out. But I'm much more obsessed over the nose.Ambrosia Slaad wrote:Crimson Jester wrote:OK, if I ever win the lottery, I'm throwing a FaWTLy bacchanalia and flying everyone in. Right after I give you all a handjob. :)flash_cxxi wrote:*sigh* At least practically all of you guys have a chance to go to the Con some day. The chances of me ever attending are so low it's not even worth contemplating. :(You know IF were to win the lottery. Yeah I know not gonna happen. But if so you would so be on a plane to visit the states.You know Urizen would do it.:)
Schweet!

Spanky the Leprechaun |

Meh. I'd have fun for a bit ... but I am pragmatic enough to know that trying to be a big shot is its own poison, I see enough of that crapfoolery with the trustifarians that bum around my neck of the woods.
No big mansions, no fast cars, just maybe a nice secluded home deep in the woods with a room for geek stuff and the occasional splurge to a con.
And this. Gotta have that ...
The other problem is all the goombahs, instant friends, and closer family members.

Urizen |

Meh. I'd have fun for a bit ... but I am pragmatic enough to know that trying to be a big shot is its own poison, I see enough of that crapfoolery with the trustifarians that bum around my neck of the woods.
No big mansions, no fast cars, just maybe a nice secluded home deep in the woods with a room for geek stuff and the occasional splurge to a con.
And this. Gotta have that ...
I'd bacchanalize all over that.

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Meh. I'd have fun for a bit ... but I am pragmatic enough to know that trying to be a big shot is its own poison, I see enough of that crapfoolery with the trustifarians that bum around my neck of the woods.
No big mansions, no fast cars, just maybe a nice secluded home deep in the woods with a room for geek stuff and the occasional splurge to a con.
And this. Gotta have that ...
I would also add a few The Alexandria Codex and Curio Cases
as well.
Patrick Curtin |

The other problem is all the goombahs, instant friends, and closer family members.
Yeah, thus the secluded house in the woods. I wouldn't stay in my house a day longer than needed. Might even decamp to Cape Breton NS to make sure I outdistanced myself from all the people I sat next to in second grade that would be looking me up.
Hell, that 1st Survivor winner Richard Hatch tried to relocate up there, true story!

Urizen |

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:The other problem is all the goombahs, instant friends, and closer family members.Yeah, thus the secluded house in the woods. I wouldn't stay in my house a day longer than needed. Might even decamp to Cape Breton NS to make sure I outdistanced myself from all the people I sat next to in second grade that would be looking me up.
Hell, that 1st Survivor winner Richard Hatch tried to relocate up there, true story!
Yeah. What good that did him...

Patrick Curtin |

Yeah. What good that did him...
Not much, seeing as you have a better chance of committing murder and getting away with it than not paying the taxes on a $1 mil windfall.
If I did win, I'd do the lump sum, pay all the taxes Uncle Saphead wanted and then screw. Maybe to the Caymans, they're tax free and Carribean .. Bonus!

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Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:The other problem is all the goombahs, instant friends, and closer family members.Yeah, thus the secluded house in the woods. I wouldn't stay in my house a day longer than needed. Might even decamp to Cape Breton NS to make sure I outdistanced myself from all the people I sat next to in second grade that would be looking me up.
Hell, that 1st Survivor winner Richard Hatch tried to relocate up there, true story!
I would never claim the lottery winnings. A holding company would. I and my wife would be the only people able to access the holding company. The holding company would also take the annuity. That way if I would die my family would still have access.

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Crimson Jester wrote:I would never claim the lottery winnings. A holding company would. I and my wife would be the only people able to access the holding company. The holding company would also take the annuity. That way if I would die my family would still have access.i.e. Trust.
Bingo.