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Freehold DM wrote:
Awright folks, I"m off for now. I will be careful on the ride home as requested. I hope everyone has a wonderful weekend as I delve into the fun of the second job.

Ciao!

Silver Crusade

Aberzombie wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Just as long as it's not both, as that would be creepy and weird.

Crap, now we know what the next weirdo, Euro-torture-porn movies gonna be about.

banjo music

Avete una bocca graziosa, ragazzo.

ROFLCOPTER!

Grammar fascisto: *Hai* una bocca graziosa, ragazzo.


Lord President Moorluck wrote:
So how much do you slime wish you could be here!?

*Fumes quyietly* ;)


Aberzombie wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:

HOLY CRAP!! A guy here at work just had a heart attack at his desk. Ambulance took him away not 10 minutes ago. Not sure if he was alive or dead, but I'm gonna hope for the best. I liked the guy, and even worked with him once or twice on ships.

Hell of a way to start the morning.

Sadly, my co-worker did not make it. He was a really nice guy. I didn't see him that often since I switched codes, but every time I did we'd say hello and talk a bit.

John Conner, age 64, a dedicated and hard-working supporter of the U.S. Navy, R.I.P.

Wow. I hate to hear that. :(

I wish well for his family and girlfriend.

Scarab Sages

Celestial Healer wrote:
Grammar fascisto: *Hai* una bocca graziosa, ragazzo.

Hey man! Don't balme me if it's wrong. Blame Yahoo! Babel Fish.


Aberzombie wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Grammar fascisto: *Hai* una bocca graziosa, ragazzo.
Hey man! Don't balme me if it's wrong. Blame Yahoo! Babel Fish.

Cheeeeeeeeeeeater.


lynora wrote:

Well, Bryce's last day of school for this year is finally over. Took him to McDonald's for lunch. He was kinda sad because he's going to a different school next year so he's leaving all his friends. And I was kinda sad, because for some reason I always get a bit weepy when he hits a big milestone like finishing a grade. But I didn't embarrass him by actually crying. :)

But, I thought Mothers were supposed to embaress their children?

:confused:


Treppa wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Yknaps the Lesserprechaun wrote:
Dove è la biblioteca?
Isn't the bathroom more important than the bookstore (or library)?

Dove è il bagno?

Not to be confused with "Dove è il bango?" which will confuse people greatly.

Will they point you to the red-light district?
More likely a store that sells banjos.
Urizen would have a lot of trouble in Italy, methinks.

I go. Trouble follows. End of story.

Scarab Sages

Treppa wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Grammar fascisto: *Hai* una bocca graziosa, ragazzo.
Hey man! Don't balme me if it's wrong. Blame Yahoo! Babel Fish.
Cheeeeeeeeeeeater.

What? You thought I actually spoke a bunch of languages? Come on! I AM from Louisiana!


Studpuffin wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Yknaps the Lesserprechaun wrote:
Dove è la biblioteca?
Isn't the bathroom more important than the bookstore (or library)?

Dove è il bagno?

Not to be confused with "Dove è il bango?" which will confuse people greatly.

Will they point you to the red-light district?
More likely a store that sells banjos.

Just as long as it's not both, as that would be creepy and weird.

i cant believe i just typed that

Blisters from too much banjo playing?

I believe the puffin has just offered up a new euphemism hot off the presses. ZING!

Silver Crusade

Aberzombie wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Grammar fascisto: *Hai* una bocca graziosa, ragazzo.
Hey man! Don't balme me if it's wrong. Blame Yahoo! Babel Fish.

Online translators are the devil.

They would probably use "bella bocca" instead of "bocca graziosa" too. They use "bella" for everything: beautiful, nice, good, delicious, etc...


Aberzombie wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Grammar fascisto: *Hai* una bocca graziosa, ragazzo.
Hey man! Don't balme me if it's wrong. Blame Yahoo! Babel Fish.

I depend on Google. I upgraded.

Scarab Sages

shambling zombie post


Taking a break from laundry on this Friday I had the opportunity to leave work early...

link

I don't remember if I have posted this before or not. It is one of the hardest hitting pancake tackles I have seen. Textbook. I recommend watching it even for those who are not football fans or fans of any sport in particular. This is because it is a girl tackling her sister after she wins the women's NCAA tennis championship for Standard.

It is quite entertaining.


Aberzombie wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Grammar fascisto: *Hai* una bocca graziosa, ragazzo.
Hey man! Don't balme me if it's wrong. Blame Yahoo! Babel Fish.
Cheeeeeeeeeeeater.
What? You thought I actually spoke a bunch of languages? Come on! I AM from Louisiana!

Can you speak Crawdaddy Creole?

Dark Archive

Gah so bored................ So last time I saw my husband was may 6th. Next time I'll see him is August 12th. Also all my buddies have taken off for the summer. So I'm spending my time sitting around the house streaming videos, and catching on paizo stuff. I did start with a new D&D group last night, and I think I scarred them for life. But I literally am isolated from people this whole summer and I really am going crazy. I had to go get antianxiolitics because I noticed a non-variation of mood in the negative persisting longer than 2 weeks. (I know it's illegal and on some levels somewhat immoral, but I just wish i could prescribe my own medications and be done with it instead of going to the doctor and telling him my diagnosis grrrrrr).

Scarab Sages

Celestial Healer wrote:

Online translators are the devil.

Sooooo....you're saying that Sebastian moonlights as an online translator?

Scarab Sages

Urizen wrote:
Can you speak Crawdaddy Creole?

On occasion, but usually only after I've been drinking.


The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:

Taking a break from laundry on this Friday I had the opportunity to leave work early...

link

I don't remember if I have posted this before or not. It is one of the hardest hitting pancake tackles I have seen. Textbook. I recommend watching it even for those who are not football fans or fans of any sport in particular. This is because it is a girl tackling her sister after she wins the women's NCAA tennis championship for Standard.

It is quite entertaining.

Check your FB tag.

The Exchange

Aberzombie wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Grammar fascisto: *Hai* una bocca graziosa, ragazzo.
Hey man! Don't balme me if it's wrong. Blame Yahoo! Babel Fish.
Cheeeeeeeeeeeater.
What? You thought I actually spoke a bunch of languages? Come on! I AM from Louisiana!

Voilà donc deux langues que vous devez savoir.

Liberty's Edge

Urizen wrote:


I believe the puffin has just offered up a new euphemism hot off the presses. ZING!

Sing fe-fi-fiddily-ay-oh, fe-fi-fiddily-ay-oh-oh-whoa-oh... Strumin' on the ol' banjo!


The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:
lynora wrote:

Well, Bryce's last day of school for this year is finally over. Took him to McDonald's for lunch. He was kinda sad because he's going to a different school next year so he's leaving all his friends. And I was kinda sad, because for some reason I always get a bit weepy when he hits a big milestone like finishing a grade. But I didn't embarrass him by actually crying. :)

But, I thought Mothers were supposed to embaress their children?

:confused:

We're not to that stage yet. That's middle school. ;)


Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Gah so bored................ So last time I saw my husband was may 6th. Next time I'll see him is August 12th. Also all my buddies have taken off for the summer. So I'm spending my time sitting around the house streaming videos, and catching on paizo stuff. I did start with a new D&D group last night, and I think I scarred them for life. But I literally am isolated from people this whole summer and I really am going crazy. I had to go get antianxiolitics because I noticed a non-variation of mood in the negative persisting longer than 2 weeks. (I know it's illegal and on some levels somewhat immoral, but I just wish i could prescribe my own medications and be done with it instead of going to the doctor and telling him my diagnosis grrrrrr).

Whatever happened to Skype or home-made pr0n movies? What? You didn't prepare in advance? What type of thread you think this is, Jeremy?

*wags digit in face*

Scarab Sages

Crimson Jester wrote:
Voilà donc deux langues que vous devez savoir.

Ja.

Shadow Lodge

Pathfinder Rulebook Subscriber

Brisket has achieved temperature. Its now all wrapped up in aluminum foil and resting in the coil. I can't wait until the party starts!

Liberty's Edge

Quothe the Puffin: Ghost Post


lynora wrote:
The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:
lynora wrote:

Well, Bryce's last day of school for this year is finally over. Took him to McDonald's for lunch. He was kinda sad because he's going to a different school next year so he's leaving all his friends. And I was kinda sad, because for some reason I always get a bit weepy when he hits a big milestone like finishing a grade. But I didn't embarrass him by actually crying. :)

But, I thought Mothers were supposed to embaress their children?

:confused:

We're not to that stage yet. That's middle school. ;)

I see. That makes more sense, now. :)

Urizen wrote:
The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:

Taking a break from laundry on this Friday I had the opportunity to leave work early...

link

I don't remember if I have posted this before or not. It is one of the hardest hitting pancake tackles I have seen. Textbook. I recommend watching it even for those who are not football fans or fans of any sport in particular. This is because it is a girl tackling her sister after she wins the women's NCAA tennis championship for Standard.

It is quite entertaining.

Check your FB tag.

I am glad that you like it.


Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Gah so bored................ So last time I saw my husband was may 6th. Next time I'll see him is August 12th. Also all my buddies have taken off for the summer. So I'm spending my time sitting around the house streaming videos, and catching on paizo stuff. I did start with a new D&D group last night, and I think I scarred them for life. But I literally am isolated from people this whole summer and I really am going crazy. I had to go get antianxiolitics because I noticed a non-variation of mood in the negative persisting longer than 2 weeks. (I know it's illegal and on some levels somewhat immoral, but I just wish i could prescribe my own medications and be done with it instead of going to the doctor and telling him my diagnosis grrrrrr).

I'm sorry. That really stinks. *hugs*

As for the scarring for life, were you the GM? Because the GM is supposed to scar the players for life. That's how you know it's a good game. ;)

And I know what you mean about the whole doctor thing. I don't even bother to make an appointment with mine until I know what's wrong with me and what treatment it requires. And I get to pay her money so I can tell her how to do her job. And I don't even have any formal medical training. At all. :/


Tordek Rumnaheim wrote:
Brisket has achieved temperature. Its now all wrapped up in aluminum foil and resting in the coil. I can't wait until the party starts!

M-mmm...

Hey, you've been scarce recently, too. Secretly hanging out with HD and Davi somewhere cool?

The Exchange

Aberzombie wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Voilà donc deux langues que vous devez savoir.
Ja.

-German??

Dark Archive

Urizen wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Gah so bored................ So last time I saw my husband was may 6th. Next time I'll see him is August 12th. Also all my buddies have taken off for the summer. So I'm spending my time sitting around the house streaming videos, and catching on paizo stuff. I did start with a new D&D group last night, and I think I scarred them for life. But I literally am isolated from people this whole summer and I really am going crazy. I had to go get antianxiolitics because I noticed a non-variation of mood in the negative persisting longer than 2 weeks. (I know it's illegal and on some levels somewhat immoral, but I just wish i could prescribe my own medications and be done with it instead of going to the doctor and telling him my diagnosis grrrrrr).

Whatever happened to Skype or home-made pr0n movies? What? You didn't prepare in advance? What type of thread you think this is, Jeremy?

*wags digit in face*

Ok first trying to skype Alex when he's inhabiting this island makes it hard to skype him, mainly because that island is uninhabited, is closer to Russia than it is to Alaska, and the fact that boats go by there at a frequency of about 2 per year makes it hard to keep in contact. Except for the satellite phone he gets to use once a week for 10 minutes. As for home made porn have you seen newfoundlanders? I doubt there's a market for hefty women in big rubber boots doing it.


*walks into thread*

O_o

*walks out of thread*

Silver Crusade

Tordek Rumnaheim wrote:
Brisket has achieved temperature. Its now all wrapped up in aluminum foil and resting in the coil. I can't wait until the party starts!

That sounds fantastic.


It is back to laundry and other things household related like cleaning. :(

But, if I get it done this evening, I don't have to do it tomorrow.

Later guys.

Silver Crusade

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
As for home made porn have you seen newfoundlanders? I doubt there's a market for hefty women in big rubber boots doing it.

Yeah, best leave it to the professionals in that case...

Liberty's Edge

More ghosts? Seriously?


Freehold DM wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:


@Freehold DM: If you ever get a NYPaizoFAWTLacon together I might be able to swing that. I'm about 8 hrs out from there. Haven't been to NY since my disasterous New Year's adventure of 1989.
That sounds like a story!

LOL oh it is!

Thus is the tale of the Monkey's wanderings to Gotham of Eld:

Spoiler:
December 31st 1988. Me, my friends Johnny, Bob and John are considering what to do for New Year's Eve 1989. I am the oldest at this point at 21, the others are 18-20. We get a wild hair and decide that since none of us have seen the ball drop in Times Square that might be a pretty cool road trip.

Having little responsibilties and no signifigant others to OK the trip we buy three cases of Budweiser and pile into John's Toyota. We start driving down fairly early that day, so as to get there in plenty of time. We don't do any planning beforehand, because this is before the Internet, and getting info from a travel book is for wimps.

We make it to NYC by about 3pm. Now, it is Dec. 31st, and it is a C.O.L.D day. Not snowing, but the temps are definitely near zero degrees with a bad windchill. We end up parking pretty far away from Times Square, and we are paranoid as all hell. We leave our beer in the car and head to Times Square.

We get there and it is already packed at 430 pm. We have no food, no beer, nothing, not even winter coats! We shivver for a bit, then we get bored waiting. About 530 pm we decide to go exploring. We try to find Greenwich Village, but the 'helpful' police send us off in some godforsaken direction. We end up in a neighborhood with no streetlights, boarded-up tenements, and an awful lot of homeless folk (who divest us of our cigarettes and singles one by one since we didn't know the 'don't look at a panhandler if you don't want them to approach you' rule in effect).

We finally find our way back to Times Square, but now we are thirsty. We see people drinking right in front of the cops, so we figure we will just go get our cases of beer. We head back to our car, fetch the beer and head back. When we get there we discover that the police have cordoned off Times Square. We attempt futiliely to enter Times Square from different places (as the 'helpful' NYPD keep telling us 'go over there and they'll let you in') with no luck.

Finally, buzzed and disgusted we return to the car and head back to Cape Cod. We got to hear the ball drop on the radio somewhere in Rhode Island that night =P

Edit: aww Freehold took off before I could get that posted =(

Liberty's Edge

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
As for home made porn have you seen newfoundlanders? I doubt there's a market for hefty women in big rubber boots doing it.

*strums banjo harder*


Studpuffin wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
As for home made porn have you seen newfoundlanders? I doubt there's a market for hefty women in big rubber boots doing it.

*strums banjo harder*

I dunno. Shannon Tweed is a Newfie, right?

Scarab Sages

Patrick Curtin wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
As for home made porn have you seen newfoundlanders? I doubt there's a market for hefty women in big rubber boots doing it.

*strums banjo harder*

I dunno. Shannon Tweed is a Newfie, right?

Shannon Tweed?


Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Ok first trying to skype Alex when he's inhabiting this island makes it hard to skype him, mainly because that island is uninhabited, is closer to Russia than it is to Alaska, and the fact that boats go by there at a frequency of about 2 per year makes it hard to keep in contact. Except for the satellite phone he gets to use once a week for 10 minutes. As for home made porn have you seen newfoundlanders? I doubt there's a market for hefty women in big rubber boots doing it.

They don't have an Internet connection in those boondocks? Those scientists have to keep connected somehow! (?)

I'd be more concerned if you even had in possession any pr0n involving women. Are you turning a new leaf? I was talking about yours and Alex's. ;p


Orthos wrote:

*walks into thread*

O_o

*walks out of thread*

Rub your purity ring and hold it tight to your chest. It will be ok. It will be ok.

The Exchange

Celestial Healer wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
As for home made porn have you seen newfoundlanders? I doubt there's a market for hefty women in big rubber boots doing it.
Yeah, best leave it to the professionals in that case...

I bet there is. Have yous seen some of this stuff on the net? ~shivers~


Aberzombie wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
As for home made porn have you seen newfoundlanders? I doubt there's a market for hefty women in big rubber boots doing it.

*strums banjo harder*

I dunno. Shannon Tweed is a Newfie, right?
Shannon Tweed?

The one who dared procreate with Gene Simmons. Yup.


Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:


I believe the puffin has just offered up a new euphemism hot off the presses. ZING!
Sing fe-fi-fiddily-ay-oh, fe-fi-fiddily-ay-oh-oh-whoa-oh... Strumin' on the ol' banjo!

ROFLCOPTER!


Crimson Jester wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
As for home made porn have you seen newfoundlanders? I doubt there's a market for hefty women in big rubber boots doing it.
Yeah, best leave it to the professionals in that case...
I bet there is. Have yous seen some of this stuff on the net? ~shivers~

No. Not all.

{shuts down other proxy window}


Studpuffin wrote:
More ghosts? Seriously?

You rang?


Urizen wrote:
The one who dared procreate with Gene Simmons. Yup.

Yah her sister ain't bad neither.

Scarab Sages

Patrick Curtin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The one who dared procreate with Gene Simmons. Yup.
Yah her sister ain't bad neither.

Mmmmm....Tweed sisters.

Edit: TotP

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