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Sadly the item I didn't enter. Basically it is an enchanted blanket that when a lonely person lays under it, it transforms into a willing partner of the appropriate gender.Having actually ignored the entire thing, what exactly is the Blanket of Comfort, and do I really want to know?Do you think it's RPG Superstar worthy?Yeah, but then I thought the Blanket of Comfort was RPG Superstar worthy.
Oh yeah, I think I remember you saying something about that. Definitely an interesting idea. I can totally see some lonely old wizard creating something like that, although not just as some kind of sex slave.
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Oh yeah, I think I remember you saying something about that. Definitely an interesting idea. I can totally see some lonely old wizard creating something like that, although not just as some kind of sex slave.
Yeah, he'd just have her do all his laundry. Or make her listen to stories about how he blew up the town of Hanneford because the mayor didn't like his vibes.
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I've got "sympathetic testicle syndrome" now, thanks.How to break a cleric? Tell him he can't wear heavy armor anymore. :PPPOr you can hit him in the groin with a sledgehammer, that would break something I'm sure.
I can't help it, I'm so sharing by nature that when I suffer I want everyone else to suffer. :P
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Oh yeah, I think I remember you saying something about that. Definitely an interesting idea. I can totally see some lonely old wizard creating something like that, although not just as some kind of sex slave.Sadly the item I didn't enter. Basically it is an enchanted blanket that when a lonely person lays under it, it transforms into a willing partner of the appropriate gender.Having actually ignored the entire thing, what exactly is the Blanket of Comfort, and do I really want to know?Do you think it's RPG Superstar worthy?Yeah, but then I thought the Blanket of Comfort was RPG Superstar worthy.
True, true.
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Or make her listen to stories about how he blew up the town of Hanneford because the mayor didn't like his vibes.
Man, I hate when that happens.
Seriously though, I recall reading some of the real myths about old wizards - how they'd want some young chick to comfort them in their old age. I can totally see that as not just sex, but as like a daughter taking care of elderly father type deal. Even a good-hearted wizard might create something like that out of shear loneliness.
Me!
I'm not above cannibalism, bub!
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Or make her listen to stories about how he blew up the town of Hanneford because the mayor didn't like his vibes.Man, I hate when that happens.
Seriously though, I recall reading some of the real myths about old wizards - how they'd want some young chick to comfort them in their old age. I can totally see that as not just sex, but as like a daughter taking care of elderly father type deal. Even a good-hearted wizard might create something like that out of shear loneliness.
I see that being some kind of construct though. Like The Remembrence in Creature Collection II or III.
I'm not above cannibalism, bub!
You?
Or make her listen to stories about how he blew up the town of Hanneford because the mayor didn't like his vibes.Man, I hate when that happens.
Seriously though, I recall reading some of the real myths about old wizards - how they'd want some young chick to comfort them in their old age. I can totally see that as not just sex, but as like a daughter taking care of elderly father type deal. Even a good-hearted wizard might create something like that out of shear loneliness.
Yeah, I could definitely see that.
My grandfather passed away when he was 82, but even at that age he could still flirt with young women, and they would flirt back. I guess he seemed really harmless to them. I was just amazed.
I'm not above cannibalism, bub!So it would be a bad idea to say "Bite me" to you?
Darn Töôtin!
I'm not above cannibalism, bub!So it would be a bad idea to say "Bite me" to you?
I'm sure if you said it to Solnes that she wouldn't mind. ;)
Darn Töôtin!I'm not above cannibalism, bub!So it would be a bad idea to say "Bite me" to you?
Ah, I thought you meant you were going to eat me.
Ah, I thought you meant you were going to eat me.Darn Töôtin!I'm not above cannibalism, bub!So it would be a bad idea to say "Bite me" to you?
Glomp!
Now where's the main course dammit!
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Or make her listen to stories about how he blew up the town of Hanneford because the mayor didn't like his vibes.Man, I hate when that happens.
Seriously though, I recall reading some of the real myths about old wizards - how they'd want some young chick to comfort them in their old age. I can totally see that as not just sex, but as like a daughter taking care of elderly father type deal. Even a good-hearted wizard might create something like that out of shear loneliness.
In our home Realms campaign Queen Solthal is advised by a Baelnorn who keeps a group of pretty elfmaids in his chambers just for this reason. He dotes on them like they were his own daughters.
So it would be a bad idea to say "Bite me" to you?My wife sometimes makes the mistake of saying that to me. Just like, when I visit her at her desk, she no longer tells me to "take a seat".
Well she should say "sit down".
Ah, I thought you meant you were going to eat me.Darn Töôtin!I'm not above cannibalism, bub!So it would be a bad idea to say "Bite me" to you?Glomp!
Now where's the main course dammit!
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Well she should say "sit down".So it would be a bad idea to say "Bite me" to you?My wife sometimes makes the mistake of saying that to me. Just like, when I visit her at her desk, she no longer tells me to "take a seat".
Yeah, something like that. Actually, I believe these days she carefully enunciates "Would you like to sit down?"
Yeah, something like that. Actually, I believe these days she carefully enunciates "Would you like to sit down?"Well she should say "sit down".So it would be a bad idea to say "Bite me" to you?My wife sometimes makes the mistake of saying that to me. Just like, when I visit her at her desk, she no longer tells me to "take a seat".
So what did you do with all the chairs?
I don't want her biting.... maybe a little soft nibble, but no biting. :PI'm sure if you said it to Solnes that she wouldn't mind. ;)I'm not above cannibalism, bub!So it would be a bad idea to say "Bite me" to you?
I wouldn't mind if a woman nibbled on me a little bit. :D
Should I eat my cheesecake now or later?
So what did you do with all the chairs?Well, the first time she ever said "take a seat" I grabbed her visitor chair, walked out with it, and came back with it a half-hour later.
What did you do with it in the interim?
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What did you do with it in the interim?So what did you do with all the chairs?Well, the first time she ever said "take a seat" I grabbed her visitor chair, walked out with it, and came back with it a half-hour later.
I just went back upstairs to my own office area. We work for the same company, just different divisions.
Should I eat my cheesecake now or later?Now. It's always better to eat it now, as we don't know what will happen in the next hour. I'd hate for an asteroid to hit your home and on your way to Heaven think "Damn, I really wanted that cheesecake!". :D
I think I'll just keep it in the fridge for a day or two just to torture my mom.
Should I eat my cheesecake now or later?Now. It's always better to eat it now, as we don't know what will happen in the next hour. I'd hate for an asteroid to hit your home and on your way to Heaven think "Damn, I really wanted that cheesecake!". :D
But in Heaven, you got all the cheesecake you want, right?
But in Heaven, you got all the cheesecake you want, right?Should I eat my cheesecake now or later?Now. It's always better to eat it now, as we don't know what will happen in the next hour. I'd hate for an asteroid to hit your home and on your way to Heaven think "Damn, I really wanted that cheesecake!". :D
Actually, if I understand correctly from my bible study class, when the soul ascends to heaven, all that is left of us is our bodiless life force, which entirely beyond the physical realm.