In honor of the Gish!

[Watcher]

In honor of the Gish, I now declare that all flesh golems will be hence forth referred to as "frankensteins".

Because we're going to live down to the lowest common denominator of mediocrity!

[Dr. Mairkenstein]

I expected better of you, Watcher.

[Watcher]

lol...

I've been feelin' frisky the last few days.

[Shadowborn]

Your frankensteins are no match for my draculas. I even have lady draculas.

[Watcher]

Shadowborn wrote:

Your frankensteins are no match for my draculas. I even have lady draculas.

Oh. I thought they were called Mrs. Draculas, because you know.. They all got married. Bride of Dracula and so forth.

[Mothman]

Ooh, ooh, what will we call werewolves? Wolfmen? Teen-Wolves? Lycans?

[Mothman]

And we can call gorgons medusa … oh wait …

[Heathansson]

Sir will be sufficient.

[taig]

Mothman wrote:

Ooh, ooh, what will we call werewolves? Wolfmen? Teen-Wolves? Lycans?

Wolfen. Which, by the way, has one of the worst endings to a movie.

[Patrick Curtin]

Mothman wrote:

Ooh, ooh, what will we call werewolves? Wolfmen? Teen-Wolves? Lycans?

Fleabags?

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Mothman wrote:

Ooh, ooh, what will we call werewolves? Wolfmen? Teen-Wolves? Lycans?

(Inglourious) Hairy B*st*rds.

[Xabulba]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Mothman wrote:

Ooh, ooh, what will we call werewolves? Wolfmen? Teen-Wolves? Lycans?

(Inglourious) Hairy B*st*rds.

Carpet.

[Heathansson]

Some people call me Maurice.

[Heathansson]

It's dripping.

*shakes peach tree*

[Xabulba]

Moving to the country
Going to eat a lot of peaches

[Patrick Curtin]

Heathansson wrote:

Some people call me Maurice.

'Cause you speak of the pompatus of gish?

[Shadowborn]

Mothman wrote:

Ooh, ooh, what will we call werewolves? Wolfmen? Teen-Wolves? Lycans?

Simple. Following the current trend, we call them "Heathies."

[taig]

Heash?

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Argh! Damn g*shes!

Spoiler:

I just noticed that one of the super-g*sh supporters was also in the psionics threads complaining about psions "going nova"... WTF?

[Celestial Healer]

I am going to start calling wizards "Gandalfs".

[Mairkurion {tm}]

I want an Elf class...

[Urizen]

pish tosh class toss. Let's toss out all the classes!

As of now, I officially have no class.

[Mothman]

I want a base class that has full arcane and divine spell progression, full BAB, can wear heavy armour, can sneak attack …

Do you think giving it psionics is taking it too far?

[Urizen]

Nope.

and a an auto BFG to frak everyone within 60'.

That ought to do it.

[Mothman]

Yeah ... anyone who thinks that is overpowered is just a whiner who doesn't understand character optimization.

[Mothman]

Auto BFG, now you're thinking.

[Heathansson]

Mothman wrote:

I want a base class that has full arcane and divine spell progression, full BAB, can wear heavy armour, can sneak attack …

Do you think giving it psionics is taking it too far?

I have a Dragon from 1e somewhere where they built a system to do this type of thing; it was balanced by jacking up the experience points needed to advance.

So the class that had this needed about 16,000 exp to get to 2nd level when a straight fighter just needed 2,000.

[taig]

Will this new class have a class feature that allows a character to shoot laser beams from his eyes? It's ridiculous not to include something like that.

[Mouthy Upstart]

That build could not defeat my old stuffed teddy.

[Shanky the Dretchachaun]

Mouthy Upstart wrote:

That build could not defeat my old stuffed teddy.

You're all so f$#!ing stoopid!

<Hopes Ross is paying attention>

[Little Timmy]

OW, retarded demon bunny hurt my ears with his potty words!

Why you wanna torment poor ol' Ross?

[Shanky the Dretchachaun]

Little Timmy wrote:

OW, retarded demon bunny hurt my ears with his potty words!

Why you wanna torment poor ol' Ross?

Aw, you're right. It's the night before a holiday.

With those damn ears, I'm not f&&@ing surprised.

[Urizen]

holding the auto BFG

[General Zod]KNEEL BEFORE GISH![/General Zod]