Pointless post to buff my count.Cool, you just described practically 80% of the posts on the boards.
Pretty much. It's like competeing for the title of 'Most Bored Guy'.
That's because it's scared of seeing you nekkid and trying to escape.I heard that when Cranky McOldGuy makes love, he can't control his gas.
If you don't stop undressing me with your eyes, I'm going to poke them out with a knitting needle.
If you don't stop undressing me with your eyes, I'm going to poke them out with a knitting needle.
You ain't gonna do that, because it would be a kindness not to see you, and you ain't that kind.
Oh boy, this is a code TMI.
I thought I mauled you....
Snowed in with nothing to do. Yep that describes me to a tee.
Rain here. Was planning on round II of wood whacking and mayhap a bit of garden turning, but no go. Gotta get moving on some indoor chores I guess, but I am getting French Toast soon ... YUM
Runs in with a blazing torch This thread needs an enima!
Pointless post to buff my count.Cool, you just described practically 80% of the posts on the boards.
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+1Pointless post to buff my count.Cool, you just described practically 80% of the posts on the boards.
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You should see his collection of Aberzombie's "Private Home Movies" that he secretly tapes every night... ;)
That's got to be pretty damn boring.
"Oh look, Aberzombie is watching NCIS reruns."
"Oh look, Aberzombie is reading a book."
"Oh look, Aberzombie is posting on the Paizo boards."
"Oh look, Aberzombie is watching NCIS reruns."
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My guess is Heathansson, he'll be along shortly to share a haiku or some random idiom.You should be ashamed of that post count. Especially since you hyave your own cult.
Keeping a cult running is a lot of work... ask Sebastian, he was terrible at it and everyone abandoned him. Now he just posts FREEDOM in a sad attempt to steal the spotlight.
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Keeping a cult running is a lot of work... ask Sebastian, he was terrible at it and everyone abandoned him. Now he just posts FREEDOM in a sad attempt to steal the spotlight.
Pfft. People join your cult in a feeble attempt to form an alliance in opposition to me. So really, I'm responsible for your cult even existing - without me, it would crumble into dust.
Plus, I'm not really the cult leader type. I prefer to operate with a handful of qualified clones and groupies. Secretlyreplacedwith is even groomed to be my successor in the event of my untimely demise. Your cult is filled with the dregs of the boards.
. Your cult is filled with the dregs of the boards.
Hey now!
*hic*
Thas close to shand ..
*hic*
Sand ...
*hic*
Slander, buddy. I'll get that pony lawyer to sue yer ass, shee?
*hic*
. Your cult is filled with the dregs of the boards.Hey now!
*hic*
Thas close to shand ..
*hic*
Sand ...
*hic*
Slander, buddy. I'll get that pony lawyer to sue yer ass, shee?
*hic*
You know I'm right.
Your cult is filled with the dregs of the boards.
I resemble that remark.
How 'bout we unleash some of them hillbillies from the Untitled Thread? It'll be like an episode of Cops.
+1 post... and counting :P
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Keeping a cult running is a lot of work... ask Sebastian, he was terrible at it and everyone abandoned him. Now he just posts FREEDOM in a sad attempt to steal the spotlight.
Pfft. People join your cult in a feeble attempt to form an alliance in opposition to me. So really, I'm responsible for your cult even existing - without me, it would crumble into dust.
Plus, I'm not really the cult leader type. I prefer to operate with a handful of qualified clones and groupies. Secretlyreplacedwith is even groomed to be my successor in the event of my untimely demise. Your cult is filled with the dregs of the boards.
Hey, my cult had a karaoke night!
Hey, my cult had a karaoke night!
Keeping a cult running is a lot of work... ask Sebastian, he was terrible at it and everyone abandoned him. Now he just posts FREEDOM in a sad attempt to steal the spotlight.
Pfft. People join your cult in a feeble attempt to form an alliance in opposition to me. So really, I'm responsible for your cult even existing - without me, it would crumble into dust.
Plus, I'm not really the cult leader type. I prefer to operate with a handful of qualified clones and groupies. Secretlyreplacedwith is even groomed to be my successor in the event of my untimely demise. Your cult is filled with the dregs of the boards.
We've got a Twister game going on right now!
Not counting aliases: Heathansson, Aberzombie and James Jacobs are the top 3.
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*Cries*
Hey, my cult had a karaoke night!
Keeping a cult running is a lot of work... ask Sebastian, he was terrible at it and everyone abandoned him. Now he just posts FREEDOM in a sad attempt to steal the spotlight.
Pfft. People join your cult in a feeble attempt to form an alliance in opposition to me. So really, I'm responsible for your cult even existing - without me, it would crumble into dust.
Plus, I'm not really the cult leader type. I prefer to operate with a handful of qualified clones and groupies. Secretlyreplacedwith is even groomed to be my successor in the event of my untimely demise. Your cult is filled with the dregs of the boards.
We've got a Twister game going on right now!
What? Stupid unreliable microwave!
Keeping a cult running is a lot of work... ask Sebastian, he was terrible at it and everyone abandoned him. Now he just posts FREEDOM in a sad attempt to steal the spotlight.
Pfft. People join your cult in a feeble attempt to form an alliance in opposition to me. So really, I'm responsible for your cult even existing - without me, it would crumble into dust.
Plus, I'm not really the cult leader type. I prefer to operate with a handful of qualified clones and groupies. Secretlyreplacedwith is even groomed to be my successor in the event of my untimely demise. Your cult is filled with the dregs of the boards.
And, by "dregs" I mean the kind of semi-fungal growth you find in an abandoned building that has been used by stray, feral animals as a toilet for 30 years.
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Pfft. People join your cult in a feeble attempt to form an alliance in opposition to me. So really, I'm responsible for your cult even existing - without me, it would crumble into dust.
Plus, I'm not really the cult leader type. I prefer to operate with a handful of qualified clones and groupies. Secretlyreplacedwith is even groomed to be my successor in the event of my untimely demise. Your cult is filled with the dregs of the boards.
Opposition to you? Everybody had already left you once all your strawman arguments on the edition wars, rickrolls and peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches were picked apart by your various enemies. Hell, I think Heathansson won an argument against you with a bunch of non sequiturs!
And you have died! James Jacobs obviously killed your hated Dwarf in a fit of rage and fermented Mountain Dew and then Cosmo resurrected you in an effort to stave off one of your futile lawsuits.
Everybody had already left you....
Well, there's the flaw in your so-called argument. You're still operating under the delusion that I can be "left". Obviously you don't understand the concept behind an all-encompassing, superior being. If I had a heart, I still wouldn't pity you.
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I am in agreement that aliases always count. Someone who posts prodigiously using aliases can have quite a presence on the boards, even if they rarely post with their main messageboard tag.Not counting aliases: Heathansson, Aberzombie and James Jacobs are the top 3.I thought for sure that Patrick was on that list. So all knowing one, who is on top if you cout aliases?
Definitely not me.
I tend to not count aliases either. But that is just me.You all just hate me, don't you?
Just you? No, I hate lots of people. But it's nothing personal, just completely arbitrary.
Can't we all just get along?
Or, failing that, use nuclear weapons?
Nah. Nukes are for kids. Use either Anti-matter warheads or just fire off a black hole projector at the planet.
Nah. Nukes are for kids. Use either Anti-matter warheads or just fire off a black hole projector at the planet.Can't we all just get along?
Or, failing that, use nuclear weapons?
Mmmm... red matter...
Counting aliases? I can tell that James ain't gonna stay on that list for long. He has about the same amount as normal. While Patrick, for example, has over three times as much as without aliases, with a grand 13,000 (to his 4,000 without).