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Ah, what does a spin on the Wheel of Aging bring this time? "You're 45 now, so your new sign of impending decrepitude is... nose bleeds." I assume it's the three cold days in a roll here (SW FL), and the very low humidity has finally made itself felt. It's just a slow trickle, not a bad bleed, but still it's a bit freaky to discover your first ever nose bleed.
Augh, I'd never once tried powdered nose candy! I wasn't even thinking lewd thoughts!
I suppose this puts a kibosh on future plans to eventually move up north away from the oppressive heat & humidity in the spring, summer, and most of fall. I'd be up there, enjoying the nice weather (snow! it's real!) and start munching on peppermint, and whoosh, blood everywhere.
its my fault. I do nothing but think lewd thoughts all the time and I do not have nosebleeds so others have to pick up the slack.
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Pick up your own slacks, dammit! Tired of people leaving their laundry strewn about everywhere...
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But, I'm not made of wood! And I weigh more than a duck!Nose bleed?
Witch!
Burn her!
African or European duck?
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I wasn't even thinking lewd thoughts!its my fault. I do nothing but think lewd thoughts all the time and I do not have nosebleeds so others have to pick up the slack.
Hmmm... {scribbles hemotheurge Professor Freehold into script of The Boys: Gen FaWtLy}
Did someone say burn?
You know we had no TIIIME! AI! AI! AI! AI!
(BerdurdurDUR! DurdurdurDURdur! BerdurdurDUR! Durdurdurdur!)
Did someone say burn?You know we had no TIIIME! AI! AI! AI! AI!
(BerdurdurDUR! DurdurdurDURdur! BerdurdurDUR! Durdurdurdur!)
\m/ >o< \m/