
|  Mike Welham 
                
                
                  
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            taig wrote:<pinky> but that doesn't sound like ruling the world, taig! </pinky>Urizen wrote:
<pinky> So, Taig? What are we going to do today? </pinky>It depends on whether I can get that dump truck I ordered.
Um, I'm going to use the dump truck in an elaborate scheme, involving Rosanne Barr and Sandra Bernhardt, to take over the world!

|  Moorluck | 
 
	
 
                
                
              
            
            Urizen wrote:taig wrote:<pinky> but that doesn't sound like ruling the world, taig! </pinky>Urizen wrote:
<pinky> So, Taig? What are we going to do today? </pinky>It depends on whether I can get that dump truck I ordered.
Um, I'm going to use the dump truck in an elaborate scheme, involving Rosanne Barr and Sandra Bernhardt, to take over the world!
Oh my GAWD! Taig got himself a dumptruckload of Sandra Bernhardt's Playboy spread! Please Mr. Badger.... think of the children. :/

|  Moorluck | 
 
	
 
                
                
              
            
            Wait ... did she do a spread? Been subscribin' since out of H.S. Maybe I blacked it out into my subconsious memory and kept it there.... until now!
AHHHH!
Yup she did. I have been waking up in the middle of the night with cold sweats and the need to vomit ever since I stumbled upon that.
At least I think it was Playboy..... :/

| Urizen | 
 
	
 
                
                
              
            
            
Yup she did. I have been waking up in the middle of the night with cold sweats and the need to vomit ever since I stumbled upon that.At least I think it was Playboy..... :/
If it was Hustler, there's probably a reason why I skipped it. There are just some things mankind was never meant to behold with the naked eyes.

|  Moorluck | 
 
	
 
                
                
              
            
            Moorluck wrote:What's more twisted...being perverted or being diabolical? Hmm...taig wrote:And you have the nerve to think I'm perverted and twisted. ;)MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I've never thought of perverted as twisted. It seems to be normal, people are gerneraly to afraid to express their hidden desires. Except me, but I'm twisted. ;)

|  Moorluck | 
 
	
 
                
                
              
            
            Moorluck wrote:taig wrote:And you have the nerve to think I'm perverted and twisted. ;)MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
It's because you're a bad influence.
I wonder if the jury would believe that.
I'm like a fungus baby! I spread to everyone around me!
probably not the best analogy but it werks. :P

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            Moorluck wrote:So, is that you posting all that German pr0n on the torrents? I dunno sir, they look twisted to moi. :P
I've never thought of perverted as twisted. It seems to be normal, people are gerneraly to afraid to express their hidden desires. Except me, but I'm twisted. ;)
Naw... I only post stuff from Russia, the German stuff sucks.

|  Moorluck | 
 
	
 
                
                
              
            
            Moorluck wrote:Wait until you graduate to Thailand's finest. *cough*
Naw... I only post stuff from Russia, the German stuff sucks.
Watched one of those once. The girl looked like she was 12. I knocked the crap out of the buddy of mine that recomended it as "way hot".
I like the illusion of a "loli", the real deal is sickening.

|  Moorluck | 
 
	
 
                
                
              
            
            Moorluck wrote:Twin Agate Dragons wrote:So how is everyone today?I died in my sleep last night but Solnes told me I still had to get my a$$ up and clean the gorram house. ;)Did you die in her arms? :D
So how much progress have you made on getting the house clean?
My zombie seems unable to remember how to make the vaccum work. I can only do simple mindless task that do not require thought.
Like post here. :P
EDIT: Just saw the bold part. Nope she was to tired. lol.

| Urizen | 
 
	
 
                
                
              
            
            
My zombie seems unable to remember how to make the vaccum work. I can only do simple mindless task that do not require thought.
Like post here. :P
Isn't that what the kidlets are for? To fetch your beer, your remote, and pick up their gorram stuff? Need to get a song started and get 'em moving.
"let's go to work. team-work. let's go to work. team-work."

|  Moorluck | 
 
	
 
                
                
              
            
            Moorluck wrote:
My zombie seems unable to remember how to make the vaccum work. I can only do simple mindless task that do not require thought.
Like post here. :P
Isn't that what the kidlets are for? To fetch your beer, your remote, and pick up their gorram stuff? Need to get a song started and get 'em moving.
"let's go to work. team-work. let's go to work. team-work."
No beer, except for a Harp about 3 times a year. Yes I'm a heathen. Also known as a sober Irish. :P

| Ambrosia Slaad | 
 
	
 
                
                
              
            
            I'm like a fungus baby! I spread to everyone around me!
probably not the best analogy but it werks. :P
{ponders a mob of hundreds of vegeluckpygmies running through the Darklands, infecting others with the FaWTLy/BttH fungus, and answering to their King/Don Moorluck... not sure if this is a good or bad thing}
 
	
 
     
     
     
	
  
	
  
	
 