
Solnes |

Solnes wrote:No ma'am - just trying to add some template-goodness to the family Graul for my RotRL game. Seems that just gestalting them won't be enough. What to do, what to do....Yall decide to take a nap?
EDIT: Top of the page feels good!
*Rolls around in top of the page goodness*
Ma'am? Uhm, did he just call me Ma'am? Oh that better just be the southern genteman in him! ;)

Solnes |

Solnes wrote:No ma'am - just trying to add some template-goodness to the family Graul for my RotRL game. Seems that just gestalting them won't be enough. What to do, what to do....Yall decide to take a nap?
EDIT: Top of the page feels good!
*Rolls around in top of the page goodness*
Oh, that was such a good adventure. Hubby made it all kinds of gross fun. :)

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales |

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:Ma'am? Uhm, did he just call me Ma'am? Oh that better just be the southern genteman in him! ;)Solnes wrote:No ma'am - just trying to add some template-goodness to the family Graul for my RotRL game. Seems that just gestalting them won't be enough. What to do, what to do....Yall decide to take a nap?
EDIT: Top of the page feels good!
*Rolls around in top of the page goodness*
But of course! "Southern Gentlemen do it with Manners" and all that... :)
Not a bad slogan for a tshirt, actually. Hmmm....

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales |

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:Oh, that was such a good adventure. Hubby made it all kinds of gross fun. :)Solnes wrote:No ma'am - just trying to add some template-goodness to the family Graul for my RotRL game. Seems that just gestalting them won't be enough. What to do, what to do....Yall decide to take a nap?
EDIT: Top of the page feels good!
*Rolls around in top of the page goodness*
I actually forced myself to watch The Hills Have Eyes for some more inspiration. I know I won't be able to gross out the whole group, but I will do my best to make sure they truly loathe the Grauls and the Kreegs before it's all over.
Oooo - the Siphon template from Advanced Bestiary. Well - my sweety did flippantly grab the book from me last night and randomly opened to it and said "Use this!"
Since she has no idea what it does, maybe I shall..... >)

Solnes |

Solnes wrote:Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:Ma'am? Uhm, did he just call me Ma'am? Oh that better just be the southern genteman in him! ;)Solnes wrote:No ma'am - just trying to add some template-goodness to the family Graul for my RotRL game. Seems that just gestalting them won't be enough. What to do, what to do....Yall decide to take a nap?
EDIT: Top of the page feels good!
*Rolls around in top of the page goodness*But of course! "Southern Gentlemen do it with Manners" and all that... :)
Not a bad slogan for a tshirt, actually. Hmmm....
That is a great slogan, I think I may have the hubby one made for x-mas. :)

Solnes |

Solnes wrote:Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:Oh, that was such a good adventure. Hubby made it all kinds of gross fun. :)Solnes wrote:No ma'am - just trying to add some template-goodness to the family Graul for my RotRL game. Seems that just gestalting them won't be enough. What to do, what to do....Yall decide to take a nap?
EDIT: Top of the page feels good!
*Rolls around in top of the page goodness*I actually forced myself to watch The Hills Have Eyes for some more inspiration. I know I won't be able to gross out the whole group, but I will do my best to make sure they truly loathe the Grauls and the Kreegs before it's all over.
Oooo - the Siphon template from Advanced Bestiary. Well - my sweety did flippantly grab the book from me last night and randomly opened to it and said "Use this!"
Since she has no idea what it does, maybe I shall..... >)
Oh, hubby did that one and it was soooooo gross!
I don't know that template..but go for it!!!

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales |

Oh, hubby did that one and it was soooooo gross!
I don't know that template..but go for it!!!
Short version: absorb energy attacks, spells and kinetic energy, and either get stronger, or release it back at a foe.
I may have to tone that down, otherwise the Grauls will be harder to deal with than the Kreegs!

Solnes |

Solnes wrote:Oh, hubby did that one and it was soooooo gross!
I don't know that template..but go for it!!!
Short version: absorb energy attacks, spells and kinetic energy, and either get stronger, or release it back at a foe.
I may have to tone that down, otherwise the Grauls will be harder to deal with than the Kreegs!
We did have a rough go of it with the Grauls. They were a fight!

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Tiny Tina wrote:You can't argue with wisdom that profound.... ;DCelestial Healer wrote:These off topic boards need more fun and quirky threads.You want fun and quirky, well how about I give you fun and ** spoiler omitted **
You think that's profound? Okay, you're right.

Tiny Tina |

These off topic boards need more fun and quirky threads.
I just found this thread that Dave started. It's pretty fun and quirky. But seriously Dave, what were you thinking with Twilight Virgin?

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales |

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:You think that's profound? Okay, you're right.Tiny Tina wrote:You can't argue with wisdom that profound.... ;DCelestial Healer wrote:These off topic boards need more fun and quirky threads.You want fun and quirky, well how about I give you fun and ** spoiler omitted **

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Warning, if you get this e-mail:
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It is a scam. There is no such thing as a Diplomatic Immunity Seal of Transfer. I have discussed it with some friends in the FBI and they assure me that the FBI will not come and arrest you if someone you don't know deposits money in an account under your name.

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Warning, if you get this e-mail:
I could tell you stories from when I worked at a bank...
Old people getting notices like that and sending $2000 wire transfers overseas because they thought they were winning something.
A guy on an employment website getting a "job offer" as a liason for a Nigerian company, when it turns out they are sending him forged checks to cash and then telling him to wire the money to them immediately (before it catches up with him.)
A woman who meats a guy on a dating site, talks to him for 3 months, and then he asks her to "hold some funds in her account so that they don't get garnished" and then forward the money to another account that he will have access to. She lost her life savings of almost $40k.
Please please please be very wary of anything you receive or are told on the internet, and don't send any money to anybody you don't know for any reason.

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Phantom posts seem to flee in terror from you, Gary.
Well, I just rolled the site with some new anti-phantom code so we'll see how that works out. (Not holding my breath, actually.)
Also, this page is new and shiny.

Sharoth |

David Fryer wrote:Warning, if you get this e-mail:
I could tell you stories from when I worked at a bank...
Old people getting notices like that and sending $2000 wire transfers overseas because they thought they were winning something.
A guy on an employment website getting a "job offer" as a liason for a Nigerian company, when it turns out they are sending him forged checks to cash and then telling him to wire the money to them immediately (before it catches up with him.)
A woman who meats a guy on a dating site, talks to him for 3 months, and then he asks her to "hold some funds in her account so that they don't get garnished" and then forward the money to another account that he will have access to. She lost her life savings of almost $40k.
Please please please be very wary of anything you receive or are told on the internet, and don't send any money to anybody you don't know for any reason.
Amen. There are too many people that want your money and are willing to do anything to get it. ~shakes my head~ That is evil.

Sharoth |

Carnivorous_Bean wrote:Phantom posts seem to flee in terror from you, Gary.Well, I just rolled the site with some new anti-phantom code so we'll see how that works out. (Not holding my breath, actually.)
Also, this page is new and shiny.
SWEET!!! That is a nice feature that you added, Gary!

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Please please please be very wary of anything you receive or are told on the internet,Unless it's from me. I'm completely and totally reliable.
and don't send any money to anybody you don't know for any reason.
Fortunately, you know me!

Jack Hammer |

Carnivorous_Bean wrote:Phantom posts seem to flee in terror from you, Gary.Well, I just rolled the site with some new anti-phantom code so we'll see how that works out. (Not holding my breath, actually.)
Also, this page is new and shiny.
Eek! They know where I live!
Wait. That's both a good thing and a bad thing.

Sharoth |

Celestial Healer wrote:Please please please be very wary of anything you receive or are told on the internet,Unless it's from me. I'm completely and totally reliable.Celestial Healer wrote:and don't send any money to anybody you don't know for any reason.Fortunately, you know me!** spoiler omitted **
Sorry Gary, but I send Paizo way too much money. I do not have any left over to send your way!