It's been a long week and I'm appalled by the fact that Pillsbury has an instant dinner roll. It's in a tube you unwrapped, smack once on the edge of the kitchen counter, sort on a cookie sheet, then sheet.
This is wrong and unwholesome.
Only the freshest of ingredients are allowed into the Puffy's Dinner Rolls.
Please, help me and sign a petition to have Pillsbury Dinner Rolls removed from the Grocery Store refrigerator sections.
Ummm, you do know that Hungry Jack specializes in many instant "food-like" products?
Word in the food industry says he farts in the special sauce, but the health inspectors of the FDA have yet to catch wind of it.
You didn't hear that from me. I wasn't here.
Hmm? No offense, Puffy, but if it doesn't contain alcohol this group isn't interested.
....But if you wait until after the alcohol has been flowing for awhile, they'll sign anything.
Hmm? No offense, Puffy, but if it doesn't contain alcohol this group isn't interested.
....But if you wait until after the alcohol has been flowing for awhile, they'll sign anything.
I brought Kegs. That'll get the signatures rolling.
Hmm? No offense, Puffy, but if it doesn't contain alcohol this group isn't interested.
....But if you wait until after the alcohol has been flowing for awhile, they'll sign anything.
Hey now - that applies to Jills too, you know.
Just sayin'.... :D
I brought Kegs. That'll get the signatures rolling.Hmm? No offense, Puffy, but if it doesn't contain alcohol this group isn't interested.
....But if you wait until after the alcohol has been flowing for awhile, they'll sign anything.
Beer Bread? Sure I'll sign...
Hey! This bread needs more beer! How do you expect to get a decent buzz on eating this stuff?
I brought Kegs. That'll get the signatures rolling.Hmm? No offense, Puffy, but if it doesn't contain alcohol this group isn't interested.
....But if you wait until after the alcohol has been flowing for awhile, they'll sign anything.
Beer Bread? Sure I'll sign...
Hey! This bread needs more beer! How do you expect to get a decent buzz on eating this stuff?
Maybe you're supposed to dip the bread in the beer keg first, then eat it...?
The D&S Tour Bus Limo begins changing shape. The dance floor and bar roll back into its side, and the front compartment separates from the back. It stands, and takes on a fairly humandoid shape.
"No parties? No dancing nekked chicks?"
"In the absence of frivolity this unit is programmed to gather conscripts to replenish the ranks."
It begins walking off.
"Is that a good thing?"The D&S Tour Bus Limo begins changing shape. The dance floor and bar roll back into its side, and the front compartment separates from the back. It stands, and takes on a fairly humandoid shape.
"No parties? No dancing nekked chicks?"
"In the absence of frivolity this unit is programmed to gather conscripts to replenish the ranks."
It begins walking off.
"Heck if I know."
Hmm? No offense, Puffy, but if it doesn't contain alcohol this group isn't interested.
....But if you wait until after the alcohol has been flowing for awhile, they'll sign anything.
Hey now - that applies to Jills too, you know.
Just sayin'.... :D
Ugh. Tell me about it. You don't even want to know how many release forms I've signed.
Ugh. Tell me about it. You don't even want to know how many release forms I've signed.
"I feel your pain. I've just spent the last few days writing down stuff for Ambrosia's new book 'project'. I had to come back here to take a break and get some feeling back in my fingers. Ah well - no pain, no gain right?" he says with his trademark mischevious grin.
As he grabs some food and libation at the bar, he notices the transforming bus.
"Uh - where is the front of the bus going...and why is it walking?"
Ugh. Tell me about it. You don't even want to know how many release forms I've signed."I feel your pain. I've just spent the last few days writing down stuff for Ambrosia's new book 'project'. I had to come back here to take a break and get some feeling back in my fingers. Ah well - no pain, no gain right?" he says with his trademark mischevious grin.
As he grabs some food and libation at the bar, he notices the transforming bus.
"Uh - where is the front of the bus going...and why is it walking?"
"It said something about gathering conscripts. How far from the docks are we?"
Ugh. Tell me about it. You don't even want to know how many release forms I've signed."I feel your pain. I've just spent the last few days writing down stuff for Ambrosia's new book 'project'. I had to come back here to take a break and get some feeling back in my fingers. Ah well - no pain, no gain right?" he says with his trademark mischevious grin.
As he grabs some food and libation at the bar, he notices the transforming bus.
"Uh - where is the front of the bus going...and why is it walking?"
"You poor thing," she laughs.
She grins mischievously and gets out a piece of paper and scribbles furiously for a minute.
"In case she runs out of ideas," she says with a wink, handing the folded paper to Devlyn.
"Where is the bus going? That's odd. Although it has been quiet here lately."
"Awww, man.....clean up on Aisle 4, Acme!" :)
"You poor thing," she laughs.
She grins mischievously and gets out a piece of paper and scribbles furiously for a minute.
"In case she runs out of ideas," she says with a wink, handing the folded paper to Devlyn."Where is the bus going? That's odd. Although it has been quiet here lately."
He takes the piece of paper from LJ.
"Yeah - maybe we need to relocate to a new beach and let the locals get some rest. The party site rotation system was set up for a reason, after all..." His voice trails off as he opens the paper and actually reads what she wrote.
"Oh my..." :D
Whoa dude, got any shrooms?
Whoa dude, got any shrooms?
"I think the poodles have some. They have well-fertilized lawns in their thread, from what I hear." :)
*slides out of lab in tattered lab coat*
Okay... It is not a good idea to mix octupus and mountain lion DNA.
*slides out of lab in tattered lab coat*
Okay... It is not a good idea to mix octupus and mountain lion DNA.
"I bet. You look pretty rough, man. Ouch..."
*slides out of lab in tattered lab coat*
Okay... It is not a good idea to mix octupus and mountain lion DNA.
"I bet. You look pretty rough, man. Ouch..."
At least it was to unstable to last long.
"I was about to ask if I needed to take care of something. That's the answer I wanted," he chuckles, putting up a piece of paper he was reading.
"Though Spike might've enjoyed the workout. If he's not busy eating peasants again, that is."
"I was about to ask if I needed to take care of something. That's the answer I wanted," he chuckles, putting up a piece of paper he was reading.
"Though Spike might've enjoyed the workout. If he's not busy eating peasants again, that is."
Oh yeah, all the different dragon genetics are going to mqke him active. I really should make him a play-mate or something. Maybe metallic dragon DNA?
Oh yeah, all the different dragon genetics are going to mqke him active. I really should make him a play-mate or something. Maybe metallic dragon DNA?"I was about to ask if I needed to take care of something. That's the answer I wanted," he chuckles, putting up a piece of paper he was reading.
"Though Spike might've enjoyed the workout. If he's not busy eating peasants again, that is."
"That sounds like a good idea. You know, come to think of it, maybe that's why it got so quiet. The locals aren't exactly going to want to party around a prowling hydra even if he is little and cute."
His voice trails off as he opens the paper and actually reads what she wrote.
"Oh my..." :D
"I sign a lot of release forms when I've been drinking. And sometimes it takes some really...creative efforts to get those forms back," she said with a wink. "Might as well let someone else benefit from my bad judgment," she added with a grin, laying back on a deck chair to soak up some sun.
Oh yeah, all the different dragon genetics are going to mqke him active. I really should make him a play-mate or something. Maybe metallic dragon DNA?"I was about to ask if I needed to take care of something. That's the answer I wanted," he chuckles, putting up a piece of paper he was reading.
"Though Spike might've enjoyed the workout. If he's not busy eating peasants again, that is."
"If they'll get along alright, that's fine. If they start destroying the buses or wrecking the bar, though....then we have problems, neh?"
"I sign a lot of release forms when I've been drinking. And sometimes it takes some really...creative efforts to get those forms back," she said with a wink. "Might as well let someone else benefit from my bad judgment," she added with a grin, laying back on a deck chair to soak up some sun.His voice trails off as he opens the paper and actually reads what she wrote.
"Oh my..." :D
He grins back, shaking his head.
"Well I appreciate it, and I'll be sure to let Ambrosia know we have some new 'material' to work with - if she ever comes back from whatever shopping she went off to do," he says with a furrowed brow.
"At least I have some time to work the knots out though. Guess I'd better take advantage of it."
He goes and changes into some swim trunks, then hits the pool for some laps before settling in the hot tub to pen the new additions to the book.
"If they'll get along alright, that's fine. If they start destroying the buses or wrecking the bar, though....then we have problems, neh?"Oh yeah, all the different dragon genetics are going to mqke him active. I really should make him a play-mate or something. Maybe metallic dragon DNA?"I was about to ask if I needed to take care of something. That's the answer I wanted," he chuckles, putting up a piece of paper he was reading.
"Though Spike might've enjoyed the workout. If he's not busy eating peasants again, that is."
Now I want Godzilla DNA...
If I use Spike's DNA as a base, they should get along fine. I'll have to go catch a goblin druid for their meals, but that shouldn't be a problem. I just need a sign that say 'Elf Season,' alert the elves to my plan, and put the sign in a forest...
Or I could order Purina Hydra Chow, but that isn't as fun.
Now I want Godzilla DNA...
If I use Spike's DNA as a base, they should get along fine. I'll have to go catch a goblin druid for their meals, but that shouldn't be a problem. I just need a sign that say 'Elf Season,' alert the elves to my plan, and put the sign in a forest...
Or I could order Purina Hydra Chow, but that isn't as fun.
"Sounds like a plan to me!"
"I sign a lot of release forms when I've been drinking. And sometimes it takes some really...creative efforts to get those forms back," she said with a wink. "Might as well let someone else benefit from my bad judgment," she added with a grin, laying back on a deck chair to soak up some sun.His voice trails off as he opens the paper and actually reads what she wrote.
"Oh my..." :D
"I benefit from your judgment. Your naughty judgment." ;)
"I benefit from your judgment. Your naughty judgment." ;)"I sign a lot of release forms when I've been drinking. And sometimes it takes some really...creative efforts to get those forms back," she said with a wink. "Might as well let someone else benefit from my bad judgment," she added with a grin, laying back on a deck chair to soak up some sun.His voice trails off as he opens the paper and actually reads what she wrote.
"Oh my..." :D
I have a feeling I should make some endurance enhancers...
*winks and slides to the bar, order a drink*
"I benefit from your judgment. Your naughty judgment." ;)"I sign a lot of release forms when I've been drinking. And sometimes it takes some really...creative efforts to get those forms back," she said with a wink. "Might as well let someone else benefit from my bad judgment," she added with a grin, laying back on a deck chair to soak up some sun.His voice trails off as he opens the paper and actually reads what she wrote.
"Oh my..." :D
She mock sighs. "I know. I just always seem to fail my Will save where you're involved," she said, laughing.
I have a feeling I should make some endurance enhancers...
*winks and slides to the bar, order a drink*
"Seconded!" Devlyn yells out from the pool as he makes another lap.
Devlyn finishes in the pool, then heads to the hot tub and starts scribbling again.
I just want everyone to know that the bug cult is open for memebership, but you need to be a bug avatar, or need a bug name to join.
Come one come all to the hive.
:leaves thread:
[scribble scribble scribble]
Sitting in his rowboat, fishing in the middle of the pool and occasionally taking swigs from his bottle of rum. He looks up as the robot rocket thingy takes off.
"Thar goes someone in a bit of a hurry."
Sitting in his rowboat, fishing in the middle of the pool and occasionally taking swigs from his bottle of rum. He looks up as the robot rocket thingy takes off.
"Thar goes someone in a bit of a hurry."
"Huh? Are we moving the buses again?"
Sitting in his rowboat, fishing in the middle of the pool and occasionally taking swigs from his bottle of rum. He looks up as the robot rocket thingy takes off.
"Thar goes someone in a bit of a hurry."
"Huh? Are we moving the buses again?"
"Nah. It was that thing that rolled up to the main house last night."
"Nah. It was that thing that rolled up to the main house last night."Sitting in his rowboat, fishing in the middle of the pool and occasionally taking swigs from his bottle of rum. He looks up as the robot rocket thingy takes off.
"Thar goes someone in a bit of a hurry."
"Huh? Are we moving the buses again?"
"Aaahhh - okay. Just wanted to make sure I wasn't missing a new party."
"Aaahhh - okay. Just wanted to make sure I wasn't missing a new party.""Nah. It was that thing that rolled up to the main house last night."Sitting in his rowboat, fishing in the middle of the pool and occasionally taking swigs from his bottle of rum. He looks up as the robot rocket thingy takes off.
"Thar goes someone in a bit of a hurry."
"Huh? Are we moving the buses again?"
"Looks like we're stuck here for a while, since the front of the bus got up and walked away."
"Looks like we're stuck here for a while, since the front of the bus got up and walked away."
"Yeah - we noticed that earlier. Guess I need to start making some phone calls before we die of boredom, neh?"
Packs up the book notes carefully, then hops out of the hot tub. Heads over to the bar phone to find out which Jacks are still nearby, then tries to reach Ambrosia, the celestial nymphs, PoD and El-Lina to see who's available. Sets Acme to work on a potential addition to the sound-system bus.
Speeds through thread driving a flame-covered corvette waaaaaay too fast.
Speeds through thread driving a flame-covered corvette waaaaaay too fast.
Gets the heck out of the way, watches Spike try to chase down the corvette ;D
Gallops after the car at top speed, eventually colliding with the bumper when the car screeches to a halt.
Meep!
He rubs his hurt noses with his paws and then notices that his person has opened the door for him.
Happily climbs into the car, heads leaning out the window as they drive.
Gallops after the car at top speed, eventually colliding with the bumper when the car screeches to a halt.
Meep!
He rubs his hurt noses with his paws and then notices that his person has opened the door for him.
Happily climbs into the car, heads leaning out the window as they drive.
How in the name of Hell do you get a large hydra in a corvette?