No. Sorry, I've been distracted.
Um, did you happen to see where the nuclear rocket went? It just fired and I kinda lost it in the glare of the sun. It's like golf, but maybe a little more life threatening.
No. Sorry, I've been distracted.
Um, did you happen to see where the nuclear rocket went? It just fired and I kinda lost it in the glare of the sun. It's like golf, but maybe a little more life threatening.
Your game hasn't been the same ever since you had to give up your three-dozen mistresses.
** spoiler omitted **
I support this message, yeeesssss.
I totally forgot that was one of my at-will abilities.
<Summons bruschetta>
Conersions are down. I blame the economy. And salads.
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Are you back yet? Are your arms tired?
Indeed they are.
There was some awkwardness. People said, "How convenient for you; you don't have to fly commercially because you have those beautiful wings!" Not wanting to make myself look foolish, I didn't correct them, and to hide the non-functional nature of the wings, I swam the whole way here. People wanted to know why I was covered with seawater, though, so I just told them I had been hunting Dagon.
*sigh*
Are you back yet? Are your arms tired?Indeed they are.
There was some awkwardness. People said, "How convenient for you; you don't have to fly commercially because you have those beautiful wings!" Not wanting to make myself look foolish, I didn't correct them, and to hide the non-functional nature of the wings, I swam the whole way here. People wanted to know why I was covered with seawater, though, so I just told them I had been hunting Dagon.
*sigh*
But, sir, your wings do work. YOu showed us last week, remember?
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Are you back yet? Are your arms tired?Indeed they are.
There was some awkwardness. People said, "How convenient for you; you don't have to fly commercially because you have those beautiful wings!" Not wanting to make myself look foolish, I didn't correct them, and to hide the non-functional nature of the wings, I swam the whole way here. People wanted to know why I was covered with seawater, though, so I just told them I had been hunting Dagon.
*sigh*
Hey but think of all the seafood!
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But, sir, your wings do work. YOu showed us last week, remember?Are you back yet? Are your arms tired?Indeed they are.
There was some awkwardness. People said, "How convenient for you; you don't have to fly commercially because you have those beautiful wings!" Not wanting to make myself look foolish, I didn't correct them, and to hide the non-functional nature of the wings, I swam the whole way here. People wanted to know why I was covered with seawater, though, so I just told them I had been hunting Dagon.
*sigh*
Well now I feel foolish.
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Hey but think of all the seafood!Are you back yet? Are your arms tired?Indeed they are.
There was some awkwardness. People said, "How convenient for you; you don't have to fly commercially because you have those beautiful wings!" Not wanting to make myself look foolish, I didn't correct them, and to hide the non-functional nature of the wings, I swam the whole way here. People wanted to know why I was covered with seawater, though, so I just told them I had been hunting Dagon.
*sigh*
You're right. We should convert them, too.
Some advice for the celestial traveller:
Never go to the infernal realms on an empty stomach.
Or a full stomach.
Would you believe conversions?
I certainly don't have property there that I'm renting out...
Abysmally so...
Did you pick up any recipes "down under"?
I'm avoiding recipes from that place. Remember the last time? The time we needed 20 regeneration spells?
Did you pick up any recipes "down under"?I'm avoiding recipes from that place. Remember the last time? The time we needed 20 regeneration spells?
Ah, yes. That was when I thought having five regenerations prepared would be plenty.
And the boss got that cursed ring of Inappropriate Regeneration. That was soooo funny!
And the boss got that cursed ring of Inappropriate Regeneration. That was soooo funny!You're just jealous of my tail.
Sorry boss, all we've got are Rick rolls. It looks like they've gone way past their sell by date, too.
Sorry boss, all we've got are Rick rolls. It looks like they've gone way past their sell by date, too.Not even an egg roll?
There's one that went under the sofa. I'll see what I can do.
Just brush off the dust bunnies.There's one that went under the sofa. I'll see what I can do.Sorry boss, all we've got are Rick rolls. It looks like they've gone way past their sell by date, too.Not even an egg roll?
But they threatened to kill me!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
I wish I had wings...
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
I wish I had wings...
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Paizonia will know that free Leporids stood against a tyrant, that few stood against many, and before this battle was over, even a Celestial Follower can bleed. {leads assault to capture the fabled Pizza Rolls of Heaven}
But (Ow!) I (Ow!) haven't (Ow!) gone (Ow!) to (Ow!)(Ow!)(Ow!) the (Ow!) store! (Ow!)(Ow!)(Ow!)(Ow!)
*looks up from his workdesk as Follower falls in*
Why are you in my pit?
Hey Nurn, suppose you could give him a boost?*looks up from his workdesk as Follower falls in*
Why are you in my pit?
*manifests Levitate* That should suffice, yeeessss.
Oof. Thanks for getting me out of the pit. I sure wish my do-it-yourself wing grafts would have taken. Anyway, I'm off to the store.
<Defenestrates self>