Angel Fish wrote: ulgulanoth wrote: so how are we going to purge said evil? burn them at the stake? behead? crusify? burning crusifiction?....(countless other excecution methords) Smiting them with pure energies, of course. I want to know...what you're thinking. There are some things you can't hide.
<Stabs Celestial Follower in the back>
Let the purging begin!
Besides, that guy couldn't cook worth a damn anyway.
Pizza roll, anyone?
can i take the celestial follower and finish purging him?
ulgulanoth wrote: can i take the celestial follower and finish purging him? Yeah, dude. Whatever you want.
<Throws Celestial smoke bomb and vanishes>
<Poofs back into the thread>
What is it with this guy?
<Throws a score of Celestial shuriken at Celestial Follower and disappears again>
Celestial Follower wrote: I'm not dead yet... I would heal you, but I used up all my spells for the day animating the... Erm... Healing the needy of course.
Celestial Healer wrote: Celestial Follower wrote: I'm not dead yet... I would heal you, but I used up all my spells for the day animating the... Erm... Healing the needy of course. *Holding pocket watch*
1,000. 999. 998. 997. 996. 995...
takes celestial follower for "purging"
Look, I'm fine, really. *cough*
I don't want to be purged!
drags celestial follower "your not fooling anyone you know"
401...300! 299...298....297...
Angel Fish wrote: 401...300! 299...298....297... You skipped some numbers. You'll have to start over.
*POOF*
Celestial sushi, anyone? I've also got some Celestial sashimi, if you'd prefer.
Celestial Ninja wrote: *POOF*
Celestial sushi, anyone? I've also got some Celestial sashimi, if you'd prefer.
Ooh, delicious! These are heavenly!
Hey, Angel Fish, would you like some... Uh...
You'd better hide these.
Celestial Healer wrote: Celestial Ninja wrote: *POOF*
Celestial sushi, anyone? I've also got some Celestial sashimi, if you'd prefer.
Ooh, delicious! These are heavenly!
Hey, Angel Fish, would you like some... Uh...
You'd better hide these. I took that into account, Master Healer. The dishes are from a variety of cephalopods. You'll find the flavor to be superior to the other kind.
Guys, I keep aying, STOP EATING CELESTIALS!
*Sushi bursts into holy fire*
Where was I?...ah, yes. I'm starting over, I suppose.
100, 99, 98...
oh, erm... does anyone have so mops? purging is such a messy buisness... oh and erm... anyone have a tourch?
Angel Fish wrote: Guys, I keep aying, STOP EATING CELESTIALS!
*Sushi bursts into holy fire*
Where was I?...ah, yes. I'm starting over, I suppose.
100, 99, 98...
Please accept my humble apologies Angel Fish-san. I have some Infernal sushi and sashimi too. It is quite difficult to prepare, as the stench of sulfur is difficult to remove.
ulgulanoth wrote: oh, erm... does anyone have so mops? purging is such a messy buisness... oh and erm... anyone have a tourch? I don't think I've ever felt so invigorated!
Thank you, ulgulululanoth!
Celestial Ninja wrote: Angel Fish wrote: Guys, I keep aying, STOP EATING CELESTIALS!
*Sushi bursts into holy fire*
Where was I?...ah, yes. I'm starting over, I suppose.
100, 99, 98... Please accept my humble apologies Angel Fish-san. I have some Infernal sushi and sashimi too. It is quite difficult to prepare, as the stench of sulfur is difficult to remove. Thank you. Perhaps you will be spare din the Purge.
50, 49, 48...
Celestial Follower wrote: ulgulanoth wrote: oh, erm... does anyone have so mops? purging is such a messy buisness... oh and erm... anyone have a tourch? I don't think I've ever felt so invigorated!
Thank you, ulgulululanoth!
oi, i haven't finished with you yet! get back in the box!
Celestial Ninja wrote: Celestial sushi, anyone? I've also got some Celestial sashimi, if you'd prefer.... I took that into account, Master Healer. The dishes are from a variety of cephalopods. You'll find the flavor to be superior to the other kind. {spits out} They're made from what?!
Angel Fish wrote: 10. Ooh, this is so exciting. I love countdowns.
I bet I know what comes next.
Celestial Thaumoctopus wrote: Celestial Ninja wrote: Celestial sushi, anyone? I've also got some Celestial sashimi, if you'd prefer.... I took that into account, Master Healer. The dishes are from a variety of cephalopods. You'll find the flavor to be superior to the other kind. {spits out} They're made from what?! Angel Fish corrected me much to my shame. These are Infernal sushi and sashimi.
Enjoy!
Celestial Healer wrote: Angel Fish wrote: 10. Ooh, this is so exciting. I love countdowns.
I bet I know what comes next. Me too!
<Calls out verbal symbol of pain>
Celestial Healer wrote: Angel Fish wrote: 10. Ooh, this is so exciting. I love countdowns.
I bet I know what comes next. Is it ....... 11? Oh wait you were counting down...uhm...8?
Okay, who cast Time Stop on me?
Angel Fish wrote: Okay, who cast Time Stop on me? Wasn't me. I don't have that as a domain spell.
Excellent! I've just finished up a Celestial rice dish that is positively divine.
<From the box>
Cam I meet the moo persom, oo?
How did you wind up in a box, CF?
Uvulaganoth put me in there, boss!
Celestial Follower wrote: Uvulaganoth put me in there, boss!
Well, we can't have that. Who else is going to do all these dishes?
*lets CF out of the box*
i knew i should have locked it...
I'm thinking of inviting the badgers over for cocktails.
I'm glad we have Tom Octopus here. Doing dishes is a breeze!
Celestial Healer wrote: I'm thinking of inviting the badgers over for cocktails. Will they be replacing the olives?
Celestial Follower wrote: Celestial Healer wrote: I'm thinking of inviting the badgers over for cocktails. Will they be replacing the olives? Umm. No. They would be our guests.
You're really not very good at being a Celestial Host are you?
Celestial Healer wrote: Celestial Follower wrote: Celestial Healer wrote: I'm thinking of inviting the badgers over for cocktails. Will they be replacing the olives? Umm. No. They would be our guests.
You're really not very good at being a Celestial Host are you? I really wanted to be a Celestial Steward instead.
Or a dentist...
Celestial Follower wrote: Celestial Healer wrote: Celestial Follower wrote: Celestial Healer wrote: I'm thinking of inviting the badgers over for cocktails. Will they be replacing the olives? Umm. No. They would be our guests.
You're really not very good at being a Celestial Host are you? I really wanted to be a Celestial Steward instead.
Or a dentist...
Who's ever heard of a Celestial dentist?
i had a fiendish dentist once, but i don't think it counts...
I'm going to fix in some of the other threads.
I'm back. I fixed the f!%+ out of some teeth. Or, maybe, it's I f+!*ed the fix out of some teeth. Eh, whatever, I think I'm a dentist now.
I am not just a nitwit!
Great job, CF! Do you have a portfolio of your work?
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