Has anybody been noticing that the fish on these boards are multiplying?
I can do it with loaves too. *rimshot*
The Poodles can do it with anything. And will. :)
I think the fishies have had some hamster DNA infused into them. It seems a little hamfishted to me, though.
I also heard they're playing a team of horses. We should go smite them all to help the saints achieve VICTORY!!!
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I've been informed that a football team comprised entirely of saints has made it to a game known as the "Soup or Bowl". I think it's delightful that our Celestial ways are gaining such popularity. We should have a party and distribute some inspirational pamphlets.
Hmmm, not sure I can pull off a soup in a breadbowl... too soggy too quick. How about a chowder in a breadbowl?
{sees no sign of Angel Fish} A seafood chowder. With Goldfish crackers sprinkled on top.
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I've been informed that a football team comprised entirely of saints has made it to a game known as the "Soup or Bowl". I think it's delightful that our Celestial ways are gaining such popularity. We should have a party and distribute some inspirational pamphlets.Hmmm, not sure I can pull off a soup in a breadbowl... too soggy too quick. How about a chowder in a breadbowl?
{sees no sign of Angel Fish} A seafood chowder. With Goldfish crackers sprinkled on top.
That sounds delightful! I wholeheartedly approve of this event, which appears to consist of eating delicious soups.
I found Jarts!
<Throws a Jart straight up>
Do you want to play a game, Professor Falken?
<Jart lands in Angel Fish's bowl>
Oh, that's going to leave a mark.
Cajun fried froggie legs sounds good. Need to splash some red pepper flakes...
I was on a scouting mission for my liege and there seemed like a smorgasbord of frogs out there in the pond. They were dormant for awhile, but I may have woken them. Perhaps if your follower casts a wide net.
<Opens up bag, 30 frogs start hopping around>
Aw darn it! They're all going for Angel Fish's bowl.
<Carries Angel Fish's bowl, still leaking from the Jart, over to the microwave>
OK Sparkle, make it so!
<Carries Angel Fish's bowl, still leaking from the Jart, over to the microwave>
OK Sparkle, make it so!
Keep the frogs away from me! Put me down! Put me down!
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Keep the frogs away from me! Put me down! Put me down!<Carries Angel Fish's bowl, still leaking from the Jart, over to the microwave>
OK Sparkle, make it so!
{several hairy spiders with pipe cleaner halos gently remove frogs from bowl, dip them in tempura batter, sprinkles with Essense (BAM!) and then place them on cookie sheet}
Just let me switch from microwave to convection... there, it's cooking.
{notices Angel Fish freaking out from spiders} Hey, you feeling ok, AF? You're looking a little green.
<runs in>
<grabs a frog leg on the run-by>
<runs out>
What's that smell? What this about frogs? Aberrant creatures breathing water then growing legs and breathing air, unnatural.
Oh yeah, you're right. That doesn't smell good...
And I thought I heard Angel Fish yelling about something...
darts into thread and doesn't see a postcard on the ground.
darts out of the thread.
Here's some pizza rolls fresh from the oven! Those always turn out right.
Get the spiders out of my bowl!
*pops in and drops a postcard addressed to Urizen*
Bring a friend.
*heads back to Brains thread*
<Looks up from Sudoku puzzle>
Yeah, someone should do something about those guys...
Now, I've got the 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 9. What goes in that last square?
Thanks boss.
<Scribbles in a Symbol of Pain>
I'll just leave this here and get to work on the new undead detection device, UDD for short.
Woah, did Zachary Smith just visit the Celestial realms?
Oh, it's just you boss. Yeah, those make my head hurt too.
I bet one of them sneaky devils got in here.
<Looks at Sudoku puzzle>
Hmm, I need to put a 4 there.
<Scribbles Symbol of Brown Note on the page>
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We have an application process.
1. You must answer a few questions:
What is your favorite Broadway musical?
Can you cook? Please provide a sample for tasting.
Do you know how to play Monopoly?
Can you teach us? Because I think Angel Fish has been cheating.
Or you, or have you ever been, a demon, devil, or fiend?
2. You must pass a brief interview with Angel Fish. He insisted upon this after the last time Celestial Follower let a black dragon join our ranks.
3. We attempt to Turn Undead on you. Just as a precaution.
What do you say?
No, I don't trust it. Angel Fish - look over this puzzle.
*Puzzle bursts into holy fire*
Problem solved.|
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We have an application process.
1. You must answer a few questions:
What is your favorite Broadway musical?
Can you cook? Please provide a sample for tasting.
Do you know how to play Monopoly?
Can you teach us? Because I think Angel Fish has been cheating.
Or you, or have you ever been, a demon, devil, or fiend?2. You must pass a brief interview with Angel Fish. He insisted upon this after the last time Celestial Follower let a black dragon join our ranks.
3. We attempt to Turn Undead on you. Just as a precaution.
What do you say?
1. musical? erm... next question
yes i can cook, here have a mouse stick, its tastyyes i know how to play monopoly
yes i can teach you
no... not a demon, devil or fiend
2. erm... he said i pass
3. i rather not...
*Brushes aside ashes of Sudoku puzzle*
Well, that's over with. Hey, do we have a new member? Interview time!