Microwave? I thought you were Lawful Good...DictumAIEEEEE!
{still smoking} Er, um, it must be a wild magic effect.
Microwave? I thought you were Lawful Good...DictumAIEEEEE!
-still behind CH-
*EPIC SILENCED FACEPALM*
{still smoking} Er, um, it must be a wild magic effect.Microwave? I thought you were Lawful Good...DictumAIEEEEE!
Oh you poor charred thing. I saw a Slanket infomercial and knit an appliance cozy for you. {hands it to microwave}
{still smoking} Er, um, it must be a wild magic effect.Oh you poor charred thing. I saw a Slanket infomercial and knit an appliance cozy for you. {hands it to microwave}
For me?! That's so sickeningly sweet. Still, it'll probably protect me until I can get veneer graft from Skinsaw Ltd. {slips on Cozy of Opposite Alignment}
Uh oh...
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Think you could heat up these pizza rolls?Jeepers, I feel very strange all of a sudden. But it doesn't bother me for some reason.For me?! That's so sickeningly sweet. Still, it'll probably protect me until I can get veneer graft from Skinsaw Ltd. {slips on Cozy of Opposite Alignment}
Uh oh...
Sure! Happy to do it, Big Chief.
{hums contentedly while heating pizza rolls}
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Think you could heat up these pizza rolls?Jeepers, I feel very strange all of a sudden. But it doesn't bother me for some reason.For me?! That's so sickeningly sweet. Still, it'll probably protect me until I can get veneer graft from Skinsaw Ltd. {slips on Cozy of Opposite Alignment}
Uh oh...
Sure! Happy to do it, Big Chief.
{hums contentedly while heating pizza rolls}
Well that's very kind of you!
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Well that's very kind of you!Think you could heat up these pizza rolls?Jeepers, I feel very strange all of a sudden. But it doesn't bother me for some reason.For me?! That's so sickeningly sweet. Still, it'll probably protect me until I can get veneer graft from Skinsaw Ltd. {slips on Cozy of Opposite Alignment}
Uh oh...
Sure! Happy to do it, Big Chief.
{hums contentedly while heating pizza rolls}
{looks worried} Yes, oddly it was.
I didn't know vampires where allowed in heaven...
I like the new microwave!
Merry Gishmas, everyone!
I didn't know vampires where allowed in heaven...Jeepers! Where?
YOU! You're all...sparkly!
*grumble* Bloody vampires have really let the entrance qualifications drop these days....
That sounds like a Chaotic holiday to me.I like the new microwave!
Merry G~&%mas, everyone!
Oh do lighten up. What's a little frivolity among friends, yessss? No harm done.
That sounds like a Chaotic holiday to me.I like the new microwave!
Merry G~&%mas, everyone!
You're thinking of Gishzaa, boss.
*Hide in Plain Sight* *Zone of Silence*
*updates all the calendars when CH isn't looking*
*Hide in Plain Sight* *Zone of Silence*
*updates all the calendars when CH isn't looking*
*Flies in inside perfectly sealed yet somehow ventilated fishorb*
Hey, I just got back from the Borg HQ and I see you guys making up holidays with swear words in them? CH, I thought you knew better. *FLushes calendar down toilet*
Don't look at me! I try to stomp out all mentions of the g-word.
Hey, you look different...
Yeah, I got a bit compressed in a Borg replicator. I'm fine, though.
You look sleek, Angel Fish!
Yeah, he could be a model.
No, we're supposed to be the good guys. Hint, hint.
Welcome back! Would you like a professionally heated beverage of some sort?Yeah, he could be a model.No, we're supposed to be the good guys. Hint, hint.
What the gumdrops???
I don't know. Ever since we put that appliance cozy on the microwave, it has worked a lot better.What the gumdrops???Welcome back! Would you like a professionally heated beverage of some sort?Yeah, he could be a model.No, we're supposed to be the good guys. Hint, hint.
*mumble mutter in the corner* Less amusing this way...
*silent-stealthed slips a cup of StarSchmucks into the microwave and pushes the button*
*dimension door back to the other side of the room and waits*
*end stealth*
Dinner hmm? What's cooking?
CF, do we have a Thanksgiving dinner ready for our thread?
Roast slaad, mashed dretches, and demon rolls. And corn.
Yum!
Did you consult with microwave on that menu?CF, do we have a Thanksgiving dinner ready for our thread?Roast slaad, mashed dretches, and demon rolls. And corn.
Yum!
Last week. Do you like it?
Hey, Microwave! Should we change the Thanksgiving day menu?
Ooooh, coffee!
What ever happened to turkey and cranberry sauce?
OK Boss!
<Punches Celestial Healer>
I feel really bad about this.
<Throws lemon meringue pie at Celestial Healer's face>
OK Boss!
<Punches Celestial Healer>
I feel really bad about this.
<Throws lemon meringue pie at Celestial Healer's face>
....
Did you seriously just do that?Somebody, hand me a pie.
OK Boss!
<Punches Celestial Healer>
I feel really bad about this.
<Throws lemon meringue pie at Celestial Healer's face>
....
Did you seriously just do that?
Somebody, hand me a pie.
Here ya go. It's chocolate cream!
OK Boss!
<Punches Celestial Healer>
I feel really bad about this.
<Throws lemon meringue pie at Celestial Healer's face>
*films*
OK Boss!
<Punches Celestial Healer>
I feel really bad about this.
<Throws lemon meringue pie at Celestial Healer's face>
....
Did you seriously just do that?
Somebody, hand me a pie.Here ya go. It's chocolate cream!
Hmm. On the one hand, since he gave me the pie, using it on him would be dishonorable. On the other, not using it would be allowing a slight against my 'master'. On the third hand...
*Eats pie*It beats the cake we had yesterday. Pie always beats cake.