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Everybody loves goblin songs, right? Well, there's opportunity for them in Legacy of Fire, and I just came up with one, so I thought I'd share.
In the Battle Market in Kelmarane, the gatekeeper is a rather pathetic goblin named Jank. Now, I'm not sure if I'm going to upgrade Jank in my game into a bard (I'm considering it, because my party is making very quick work of all of the encounters so far), but I think he'd probably sing anyway once the fighting breaks out. After all, if he's encouraging enough, maybe the Mouth of the Carrion King will look kindly on him, and let him take hours off!
Here's the Gnoll Battle Song, courtesy of Jank:
Gnolls be clever, gnolls be quick
Humans slow and humans thick
Gnolls will chop them--hack hack hack!
Arms and legs the humans lack
Mighty Hurvank, don't be shy
Come and make some humans die!
Bugbears, come and kill them too
Make a bowl of human stew
Kill them fast and it's no fun
Slowly kill them one by one
When the humans are deceased,
All will have a mighty feast!
No, I'm not sure how Jank learned the word "deceased" either. He's a clever little goblin.
nice!
I actually had a gleeful murderous goblin song for Blobog in House of the Beast.
One which PCs could hear echoing about in the darkness.If I can figure out where I hid it in my hard-drive, I'll post it
*awaits this eagerly*
nice!
I actually had a gleeful murderous goblin song for Blobog in House of the Beast.
One which PCs could hear echoing about in the darkness.If I can figure out where I hid it in my hard-drive, I'll post it
Were you ever able to find that murderous goblin song? I'd love to be able to add this as well.