
Ernesto "Che" Guevara |

The Stimulus is working. Isn't that great?
You call this your"stimulus"you bourgeoise pig?

Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot |

I spent all of August heatedly debating legislation on the Senate floor.
But nobody else was there.
But no one argued with you or tried to filibuster you, so it wasn't that bad, right? And no pesky Baldwins around bloviating on you... that had to be good, right?
Sounds like you had a pretty good time... well, at least for being Leiberman.

Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot |

Does anybody know a good martial arts instructor?
Alec Baldwin is going DOWN!
Surely you're old enough. Just create a phylactery and go Lich... a single Lich could take out the entire Baldwin clan.
Or just cast Mordenkainen's Gingerbread House for him to eat. Then he'll be too fat to avoid your wraith (and he's already pretty chunky right now).

Vladimir "Palin-Bane" Putin |

Vhat this thread needs is more tanks. Da, I know that Medvedyev is now President. But ve alvays use tanks, no matter who is in charge -- me, or my puppet. They blow things up and make good diplomacy.
And I vill rip my shirt off so that all the vomen in here can admire my manly torso. Even Sarah Palin cannot resist me. Vhy do you think she vas alvays talking about me during the campaign, hm, comrades? And your Senator Boxer will not resist, either.
Tanks, and no shirt. The answer to everything!

Xabulba |

Vhat this thread needs is more tanks. Da, I know that Medvedyev is now President. But ve alvays use tanks, no matter who is in charge -- me, or my puppet. They blow things up and make good diplomacy.
And I vill rip my shirt off so that all the vomen in here can admire my manly torso. Even Sarah Palin cannot resist me. Vhy do you think she vas alvays talking about me during the campaign, hm, comrades? And your Senator Boxer will not resist, either.
Tanks, and no shirt. The answer to everything!
Can you see into Palin's bedroom from your Dacca?

Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot |

Don't forget to remove the runes of stupidity from my chair while you're at it.
{examines arcane streaks on chair, then winces in disgust} Umm, Dubya, those brown marks aren't Runes of Anything, except maybe ruins of a poor chair after you'd been scared sh*tless. Were you pulling a Ron Burgundy and going pantless during security briefings with Darth Cheney?

Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot |

Dick Cheney wrote:Do you think if I just showed up at my old office some day when Biden is out golfing or something anybody would notice?I have an office? Where?
They didnt show you? It's just down the hall on the right. Now some jokers have filled it with brooms, mops, and cleaning supplies, but that's just their way of poking fun at the new VP. Just bring in a little folding chair and a portable DVD player to watch your cartoons... make it your own.
And if you feel too restless to take a nap, just pour some bleach and ammonia into one of the buckets. The soothing vapors will calm you to sleep in no time.

Dick Cheney |

Joe Biden wrote:Dick Cheney wrote:Do you think if I just showed up at my old office some day when Biden is out golfing or something anybody would notice?I have an office? Where?They didnt show you? It's just down the hall on the right. Now some jokers have filled it with brooms, mops, and cleaning supplies, but that's just their way of poking fun at the new VP. Just bring in a little folding chair and a portable DVD player to watch your cartoons... make it your own.
And if you feel to restless to take a nap, just pour some bleach and ammonia into one of the buckets. The soothing vapors will calm you to sleep in no time.
Like you know anything about the layout of the executive offices in Washington...

Hillary |

Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot wrote:Like you know anything about the layout of the executive offices in Washington...Joe Biden wrote:Dick Cheney wrote:Do you think if I just showed up at my old office some day when Biden is out golfing or something anybody would notice?I have an office? Where?They didnt show you? It's just down the hall on the right. Now some jokers have filled it with brooms, mops, and cleaning supplies, but that's just their way of poking fun at the new VP. Just bring in a little folding chair and a portable DVD player to watch your cartoons... make it your own.
And if you feel to restless to take a nap, just pour some bleach and ammonia into one of the buckets. The soothing vapors will calm you to sleep in no time.
Oooh....burn!

Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot |

Like you know anything about the layout of the executive offices in Washington...
Hey, I've got a whole lot of nothing to do besides being snarky and scrying. {whispers:} Besides, Biden is currently wandering around aimlessly at the food court at the Mall of America, not in the Whitehouse. {points unshielded microwave oven in Darth Cheney's direction, whistles innocently}
Oooh....burn!
{points Bill at unshielded female interns, whistles innocently}

Dub'Ya |

Dub'Ya wrote:Don't forget to remove the runes of stupidity from my chair while you're at it.{examines arcane streaks on chair, then winces in disgust} Umm, Dubya, those brown marks aren't Runes of Anything, except maybe ruins of a poor chair after you'd been scared sh*tless. Were you pulling a Ron Burgundy and going pantless during security briefings with Darth Cheney?
Dick was the one who wore the pants at the white house.