Because it beats the hell out of working. Especially considering what kind of work day this is turning out to be. Only two and a half hours, but already I'm fit to be tied. Weird day.
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New random word of the hour: Swamp pump.
We found that in our translation DB. I'm not quite sure what a swamp pump is, but I'm afraid to find out. It's just the kind of word that gives your imagination a disturbing boost.
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Maybe this thread needs a controversial topic to give it a boost. Some of the politics/religion threads get 100 posts a day when they are really going strong.
All I need to do is find a way to simultaneously offend Republicans, Democrats, Christians, Atheists, Women, Gays, Straights, Pathfinder players, 4e players, Rifts players (actually that's pretty safe), PC users, Mac users, and people who like pie.
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All I need to do is find a way to simultaneously offend Republicans, Democrats, Christians, Atheists, Women, Gays, Straights, Pathfinder players, 4e players, Rifts players (actually that's pretty safe), PC users, Mac users, and people who like pie.
Damn you sir! How dare you not include my kind in that list! We, the heart-beat challenged, are as equally deserving of being offended by you as anyone else! You shall be hearing from my legal counsel!!!
Dear Mr. Celestial Healer,
On behalf of my client, Mr. Aberzombie, I must inform you that we are considering legal action against you for your attempts to unlawfully exclude my client from equal treatment regarding being offended by you. You will be notified of any potential further actions in due course. Thank you, and have a nice day.
Sincerely,
Sir E. Spitsalot
Paladin-at-Law
All I need to do is find a way to simultaneously offend Republicans, Democrats, Christians, Atheists, Women, Gays, Straights, Pathfinder players, 4e players, Rifts players (actually that's pretty safe), PC users, Mac users, and people who like pie.
That would be me. I offend repuclicans, democrats, christians, atheists, women, gays, straights, PF players, 4e players, Rifts players, PC users, Mac users, and people who like pie.
Because I offend everyone.
YOU ALL SUCK! BIG TIME! EVER MOTHERLOVING LAST ONE OF YOU! YOU BLOW! BIG BABY CHUNKS!
Dear Mr. Celestial Healer,
On behalf of my client, Mr. Aberzombie, I must inform you that we are considering legal action against you for your attempts to unlawfully exclude my client from equal treatment regarding being offended by you. You will be notified of any potential further actions in due course. Thank you, and have a nice day.
Sincerely,
Sir E. Spitsalot
Paladin-at-Law
You're a paladin....
Shouldn't you smite the heck out of him? He's undead. He's evil!
GIVE IN TO THE ORDERS! GIVE IN TO THE LAWFUL SIDE! KILL HIM NOW AND YOU WILL TAKE HIS PLACE!
Because I offend everyone.
I really mean that. I'm a racist, and I hate the human race. I'm still pissed that I cannot get a divorce from the whole species.
I've become a perfectionist to maximise the reasons for me to hate people.
Did I mention that you all stink?
All your mothers!
This is the eve before the BIG PARTY!
AND THE PARTY IS ON!!!!!
EIGHTEEN!
Now this thread can legally drive a drink all it wants, drive a car, owna weapon, and vote*! And it would be really great if it would do it in that except order.
*well, except in places that suck. 18 is old enough I tell you!
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Maybe this thread needs a controversial topic to give it a boost. Some of the politics/religion threads get 100 posts a day when they are really going strong.
Sure, but those are all filled with You suck, no yousuck, no you suck. If I wanted that I could just sit quietly and listen to the voices in my head.